Coin owns: Jill, Maria, Lydia, Jackie Josey, Kim, Jessica, Skittery's mom, NP, and Mr. Thompson.

Coin doesn't own: everyone else & the quote.

Last time on High School in all of its Stupidity :theme music plays:
Mush had Lydia throw a party. She's a stupid drunk. Mush doesn't take advantage of silly drunk girls. Skittery and Bumlets got it on. Slash lovers drooled. Spot and Teri started a fight ((which included Specs and David)) and Sam's drunken self put her nose in other's people business. The fight broke up, everyone left the party. Teri's pregnant. Blink hearts Sublime ((who doesn't?)). Jackie Josey thought that Mush and Lydia had sex. Jill likes cream cheese. Race is a silly boy and that is why we love him so.
&& Lydia & Mush fought, because she's crazy but she gets over it. Spot and Teri are having issues, because…well, being pregnant is an issue. Skittery's mom knows about Bumlets…and she does not like it. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?

I know, I know. I suck at life & I disappeared from the fandom. I'm back. On with the show:

I remember the staff at our public school. You know, we had a saying, uh, that those who can't do teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym. And, uh, those who couldn't do anything, I think, were assigned to our school.
Annie Hall

There was an eerie silence throughout the gym. The teacher and football coach, Mr. Thompson, sat in the middle of floor right on top of the mascots face. He looked like a little kid waiting for story time except his face was buried in his hands…and he was sobbing.

Jack and Mush kneeled down in the circle and comforted him.

Specs did a little dance because he didn't have to worry about his glasses getting knocked off of his head that day.

The reason for the physical education drama? The local newspaper's headline read "NPHS are complete failures".

And there had never been a more truthful headline in the school's history.

A week had passed since the blood drive and the school had reluctantly settled down into the routine of competing with other schools…better schools. The girl's soccer team lost 10-0. The football team lost. The captain of the cheerleading team broke her ankle, and they whole team got disqualified for using the wrong type of glitter. The marching band missed every note at their competition. No one in math league even passed the test except for David Jacobs. The National Honor Society inducted one new member, an exchange student from China who speaks five languages and is the newest member of math league.

Those bred in NP, fail in NP. It is a town defied by mediocrity and apathy. The heroes of our story are perfect examples of this when you think of it. None of them are honest with how they feel, most of them enjoy drinking, none of them will go very far in life, all condone illegal activities and one is pregnant. They thrive on pretending to be better and then shrugging off the failures with "Whatever" and "Who cares?". They're those kids Dr. Phildoes hour long programs on.Oprah tries to fix them.They're the kidspeople write editorials on. "The decline of everything good in society".

They're a talk show waiting to happen. However, these are the kids who never get to see. They are the teenagers who don't have the benefit of a nationally televised intervention. What happens to those kids?

Teri had gone missing, but Spot found her. School seemed like an impossible task; she couldn't face Spot any longer. So, she sat at home crying and doing the dishes daily. Her mother knew and her mother shrugged it off.

"At least you're still alive" she muttered.

The day Spot found her, Teri had just gotten off the phone with the abortion clinic. He just walked in the back door, called out her name, and asked for the truth. What was the plan? She told him the plan.

He promised to hold her hand at her appointment.

He wasn't about to talk her out of making his life easier.

The school had forgotten about the infamous party. Instead there was a plan to take the bus two towns over to toilet paper the newspaper's offices. The Dorktastics, always in the mood for a good time, hopped on the bus with everyone else. Lydia was dressed in a black cat suit that she had from her stint as Maureen in the community theatre's production of RENT. The play was cancelled after a week when kids started asking their parents "Why is the man in a dress and high heels?" and "How come those two ladies are kissing?"

For weeks after it, everyone had called Lydia a lesbian. Now everyone called her a drunken slut. And she said shedid not care. Mush sat in the back next to her, playing with her cat ears. Somehow, they both loved to forget the bad and remember the good.

David wasn't talking to her for that very reason. Specs' theory was that he liked Lydia and he was jealous. But David couldn't stand watching his best friend make a fool of herself by chasing after a boy who wanted only one thing. David was sick of the whole mixing of groups. He just couldn't take it anymore.

That was one thing David had in common with Jack. Both of them couldn't stand losing their friends to people they were all supposed to hate. It was deep betrayal. Jack sulked in the front while Jackie Josey told him how "Crazy and cool" it was that they both had "Jack" in their names. She felt his arms and told him that they were probably meant to be.

Jack stared out the window.

In the middle of the bus, Jill and Race spun around the poles and pretended to be strippers. Maria stuck dollar bills in their pants as they wiggled and turned around the metal. David pulled his hood up and tried not to yell at them all. Jack pretended to fall asleep.

Sam and David were no longer on the best of terms. They were talking, but something was off. David's moodiness was a big factor in it. He was pissed off by her behavior that night on Lydia's front lawn. Sam knew and she was ashamed. But she would never let anyone know it. She shouldn't have butted into the fight but she did. And now everyone was just going to deal with it. That was how Sam worked. But David was a whole different story.

David couldn't stand people who ran. Jack had done it once and look where it left him: alone at the front of the bus with the most annoying girl in school. He couldn't love Sam until she realized that running never solved anything.

In the back corner, Bumlets wondered where is boyfriend was. He tried calling him, but he wouldn't pick up. In school today everything seemed fine but now Skittery was missing. Bumlets knew there was something wrong. He liked that bond, knowing there was something off. He felt like it had to be love.

Bumlets decided that at the next stop he'd get off and go back to NP to see Skittery. He didn't realize it at the time, but getting off that bus was a very brave decision. Bumlets was about to face the scariest middle aged woman on earth, Skittery's mom.

Blink put on his headphones to drown out the sound of Jessica and Kim telling everyone exactly how they would go about doing this.

The bus driver rolled his eyes andmuttered to himself:

"I'm glad my kids go to private school."

Shout outs:
Queen of Doom- Its high school, something bad is bound to happen. Haha. Thanks for the review.
Dreamer- Seriously parents who get mad at their kids for being gay are horrible people, I agree. Thanks for all the reviews.
Lyra- I updated. Watch as the sky falls like a Chicken Little story. Thank you for the reviews.

Thanks to all those that have been reading, reviewing, and even those who gave up because I suck at updating. xox coin