S-M-W-T-I'm going to update because I haven't updated in a long time and I'm bored and there's nothing to do hurr except playing video games and watching television and there's nothing interesting that's on right and I don't have cable and Kuya Andre and his friend, Kevin, are playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas right now, and yes I do have that game. takes deep breaths whoo...that was a lot of words man....

Ken-I called disclaimer. S-M-W, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

T.K-I want to do disclaimer!!!!!!!in attack stance

Ken-I called it first!!!!in attack stance

T.K-Well too bad!!!!!attacks

Ken-blocksS-M-W-TDOESN'TOWNDIGIMONORTAKUYA!!!!!!!HAH!!!!!I DID IT!!!HAH!!!

T.K-to hell with you!!!

S-M-W-T-That's in a song you know??? And it's a very cool song!!!!

Ken and T.K-What song??

S-M-W-T-Taking Back Sunday!!! DUH!!!

Ken-Whatever...

T.K-Let's just start the fic...

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When Life Goes Wrong

T.K and Ken Get Hurt Together

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"Too small. Too big. Too ugly. Too stupid. Too shiny. Too dull. WOW!!!!". T.K was deciding which ring he should give to Kari. The rings that he was looking at were engagement rings. "This one please," He requested. The clerk looked at him curiously. "Aren't you a bit too young to get married?" The clerk asked. "Uhm, I know I am, but I want to spend my life with the one I love and call her my wife." T.K replied nervously. "Ah, young love is so sweet," the clerk said. "That will be 100 yen(A/N:I don't know how they say money in Japan, a'ight??also, I don't know how much engagement rings cost....HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!?!?!?!I'M ONLY IN JUNIOR HIGH!!!!!)," the clerk said. T.K went to search for his money in his pocket. He paid and bumped into Ken.

"Ken, uhm, heh, what are you doing here?" T.K asked nervously. "Uhm, I was, uhm, getting a ring for Yolei! Heh.." Ken replied back. "T.K looked at the ring he was holding. "You're asking Yolei to marry, "SHHHHHHHH!!!!" Ken cut him off. "Keep it down man!!!!! Promise you won't tell anyone??" "As long as you won't tell I'm going to ask Kari to marry me....'cept Tai of course," T.K answered back. Ken looked at him wide-eyed. "You?? But you're too young!" Ken said. "Isn't 19 a bit too young too!?!?!?!" T.K said back. "Whatever....Hey, you want to ask them at the same time??" Ken asked. "Sure!!!" T.K exclaimed.

After Ken paid for his ring for Yolei, he got out his cell phone and called Yolei.

"Yolei??" Ken answered. "Hey sexy," Yolei said back. "What's up??" "Can you meet me and T.K at the park like, around, say, 4? Bring Kari too!!!!" Ken said. Well, said nervously. "Sure thing! I'll see you later cutie!" Yolei answered back. "You too baby!" Ken said back. (A/N:I can't think of anything 'cept said, answer, reply, ask, question. I'm so stupid.) "We should go to the park now," Ken said as he hung up. "Sure," T.K said back. (note:it's 3:20 right now)

The guys got there at 3:52(A/N:I'm just choosing times, a'ight!?!?). They looked for a place to sit and found a bench. They jogged over there and sat down and started talking like how they're so excited.

"Hello boys," said a strange and seducing voice. Ken and T.K looked up and saw Misato and Naoru from their school. Misato, as always, was wearing a slutty outfit. (BE CREATIVE!!!!) Naoru was wearing jeans, a tank top, and a vest. (A/N: Sorry, forgot to describe Ken and Teeks. Ken is wearing baggy jeans, a green tee and his Reeboks. T.K was wearing jeans, a blue tee and a blue jacket. He's also wearing a blue hat.) "What do you fucking people want?" asked an annoyed Ken. "Oh, nothing really," Naoru said. She sat on Ken's lap and started to twirl his hair. "Just to spend time with our boyfriends." Misato did the same thing with T.K. The boys were really annoyed. "Leave us alone," said a very angry T.K. "Fine, we will," said Misato. "Just one thing." Misato kissed T.K as Naoru kissed Ken. They were very surprised at this. Then, they saw Kari and Yolei, having a hurt and angry look on their face.

They pushed the girls off of them and started to chase Kari and Yolei. "WAIT!!!!" T.K and Ken screamed. They turned around. "Is this what you fucking asked us to come for!?!?" Kari yelled. "To see that you're breaking up with us for THEM?!?!?!THOSE ASSHOLES?" "I can't believe this!!! I've always fucking loved you Ken!!!! Why are you doing this to me!?!?" screamed Yolei. "Let us explain!!!" Ken said. "NO!" The girls said back. "You were probably cheating on us this fucking WHOLE time!!!! You know what!?!? WE'RE FUCKING THROUGH!!!!!" The girls turned around and ran with tears in their eyes. Ken and T.K just stood there. They were sad about the fact that the girls broke up with them.

"Hey boys!!!!!" Misato and Naoru yelled. "Come over here!" The boys turned around and screamed, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US!" "YOU'VE RUINED OUR FUCKING LIVES ENOUGH!" Then they ran with tears in their eyes.

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S-M-W-T-Finished with the third chappie!!!!

Kari-Took you long enough.

Yolei-Yeah.

S-M-W-T-Oh shut up you two. I thought you two would be saddened by this chapter!!

Yolei-But in the end, we will be happy!!!

Kari-What she said. Anyways, why couldn't you update in a long time?

S-M-W-T-Uhm, cause I had dance????duh...I'm so busy with dance and everything. I'm also in World Group A now which is the hard part of the dance of the World Production. We're also starting Egyption again this year. Then there's Jr. Jazz Line!!!!Whadda bout the Musical Theatre Tap!!?!?!?!?!!?How bout the new production!!?!?!??MAN!!!!!!!!!!I'M SO BUSY THAT I CAN BARELY UPDATE!!!!

Yolei and Kari-Whatever....

S-M-W-T-Why don't you try dancing like this huh!?!?!

Yolei and Kari-Sure!

..after one week..

Yolei and Kari-Man, we're so tired.....

S-M-W-T-Told ya....anyways.....r/r people...