Dante stumbled away from the bed nearly in shock, his brother was a little kid, he had no clue what was going on; he was an adult the day before, Vergil opened his wide eyes slowly for he was just wakeing up, and he looke dover to Dante.
"... Pa...Pa?" asked Vergil in a confuse manner, this made Dante drop to his knees; he was just called 'papa'. He didn't think he looked that old, his pride was not only broken; but now he was nearly speechless due to the fact he now had a little brother.
"L-look kid I ain't your papa." said Dante and then Vergil automatically started wailing, Dante jumped back not knowing what to do; the kid wasn't shutting up and his cried kept getting louder and louder.
"I..If... Y... Your.. Not... Pap..A.. Then.. Wh... Who are you!" wept little Vergil inbetween hics and sniffles. Dante sat on the ground looking at the little form of his brother weeping like as if he suffered a great tragedy, well I guess a guy you thought was your dad and then he told you know would be devistateing to a little baby like Vergil; even when they were kids vergil was always sensitive till he got older and Dante guessed those emotions came back.
"I'm your guardian!" siad Dante seeing if that would calm the kid down, and Vergil did stop weeping and looked up at him; teary eyed, and a little flush going across his young plump plum shaped face.
"What's a guardian?" asked Vergil, his voice trembleing slightly and he looked at Dante in a confused manner.
"I was left in charge of you by your father... Untill he gets back home." said Dante lifting the kid into his arms, Vergil just looked up at him and then smiled.
"Ok... If papa trusts you I trust you." said Vergil hugging Dante around the neck.
Dante sighed this was going to be a whole new adventure. Now he had to balance work, take care of a baby, and get supplise for hunting demons and baby supplise. Then Dante remembered in all this confusion, Vergil didn't wash his hair; it was still that light pink poodle color. Dante then had another thing to take care of, he had to give Vergil a bath.
"Hey Vergie. Uh you wanna take a bath?" asked Dante, and boys being boys Vergil said "No" and tried to get out of Dante's arms which didn't work that well, Dante had him in a firm grip but not enough to hurt Vergil, "Well your takeing one anyway."
Finally when this was all said and done, somehow Vergil was out the door still dirty as before and naked and Dante was sitting in the bath tub completely wet. Dante stood up and a bunch of water spilled out of his pants, and his boots were filled with water.
"Vergil..." said Dante in a very annoyed voice as he walked and loomed over Vergil, and then looking up at him Vergil tried to take off but Dante was quicker, "I said your takeing a bath."
"Ahh... It's cold!" cried Vergil trying to get out of the bathtub but Dante kept him in there.
"Huh... It was warm when I ran it." said Dante. He turned on the hot water tap and it started to fill the tub that was filled with cold water now with warm water. Vergil started to stop struggleing and sat down, and then struggled when Dante wet his hair and lathered shampoo in it. Finally he rinsed Vergil's hair and all the blood ran out, his hair was an angelic white color once again; Dante finally pulled the plug to the drainage pipe and let the water run out and he wrapped a towel around Vergil's shoulders and it drapped down onto the floor.
"The bath wasn't that bad after all huh?" asked Dante.
"I never wanna take one again!" complained Vergil.
"Well I'd hate ta tell ya kid, but you'll need to take one everyday." said Dante.
Vergil rubbed his two eyes as Dante toweled him off and wrapped a blanket around him, and started to head to the phone. Dante then picked up the phone and dialed the numbers carefully makeing sure he dialed all the numbers correctly.
"Hey Anne... Yeah it's me Dante, I'm still alive... Yeah can you come to the shop I need to ask you for something... Great see ya inna few minutes."
"Mister Dante who's that?" asked Vergil.
"An old friend of ours." said Dante smileing. Finally thirty minutes later there was a knock at the door to Dante's shop, and Dante smiled she was here.
"Dante? Vergil? I'm here." said Anne walking in and closeing the door behind her.
"Great glad your here." Said Dante walking out of the bed room.
"Wow! You've gotten so muscular since last time! Where's Verge?" asked Anne.
"That's the problem." said Dante as he beckond Anne to the bed room, as she entered she saw a little baby form of Vergil laying on the bed, but little did she know that actually was Vergil.
"Dante you!" said Anne as she bitch slapped Dante knocking him to the ground.
"Ow what!" asked Dante.
"How could you be so irresponsible and have kid with a woman!" screeched Anne awakeing Vergil from his nap, he sat up yawned and rubbed his eye sleepily.
"Woah woah! I'm not a father yet! That's Verge." said Dante glumly.
"What!" asked Anne looking over at Vergil.
"Yay! The babysitter's here!" squeaked Vergil.
Anne walked over a picked the little boy up, and he snuggled up against her; she stood there and then looked over to Dante who had a blank face about the whole thing with his brother and all.
"What happend? Damn it I knew letting you and Verge become demon hunts was a bad idea! Now look at where it's gotten him." hissed Anne.
"You used to say the same things when you were younger." said Dante shrugging.
"Well I'm right!" said Anne. Finaly Anne sat down, Vergil still in her arms and listend to Dante explain what happend to his brother the night before he discovered him to be a little kid. Anne sighed at the end, it was all horrible; Vergil was in severe pain, so many people died, and then on top of that they walked straight into a trap, and it was set for Vergil none the less.
"So where are you going today?" asked Anne looking over to Dante.
"To go get baby supplise." said Dante glumly again, Anne just giggled because then she'd have to show Dante how to change a diaper, warm the bottle up, and every thing in between; but then she had an evil thought, maybe Dante should just figure it out on his own, and at this thought she cackled maniacally in her mind.
"Well have fun, and remember pastel blue is a baby boy, you'll need several bottles, some safe toys, a crib, several packages of diapers, maybe a passifier." said Anne, Dante felt sick just becasue of that. and the fact he'd have to go to the real place on hell for this stuff, the actual one place on Earth that he knew Satan inhabited, Wal-mart.
"I'll see you later I hope." said Dante walking out of the shop.
"See you later Dante!" said Anne waveing with one hand and hold Vergil in the other.
"Bai-bai Dante!" said Vergil cutely, and then Dante was off waved as he walked off as well.
"Well let's see, we might need to go to the grocery store." said Anne walking out of the shop and locking it behind her.
"What's the grocery store?"
Chapter 3 end...
Hey sup? Yes chapter 3 finally done! Muwahahahahahahaha I love to torture people... Yes Dante hates Wal-mart and Vergil will remember why he hates grocery stores. Maybe more chaos will resume and maybe some drama. All my humor stories have just a little drama/angst in them. But as the story comes to a close it might get more dramatic. Anne is a female demon hunter, who is in love with vergil and has been since they were kids. Well that sums it up, this is Vamp out...