The Trilogies of And Ya

by uchihachik

Chapter 1: The Trilogies of And Ya

This is it! My 500-page-and-still-going crossover story! This is completely pointless and I've been writing it since November 2004. Its got 102 chapters!

Disclaimer: I own nothing except my retarded ideas.

(Kady's POV)

I'm Kady Mayo. I live with a Yoshi. (A/N: I have no idea why...)

We lived in a place called Dobi village, where I trained young ninjas/ shamans Yoshi ran a Yoshi hatchery and I was a ninja/ shaman/ 1 million other things. We live in the middle of the woods in Japan.

We were fighting Metal Mario, a nearby villain, when we heard a rustle in the bushes. Yoshi attacked whatever it was, and so it turns out, it was a (now unconcious) blue-haired teen. He was kinda cute...I carried him back to the village.

The kid finally came to. He said his name was Horohoro and he was a shaman. "I was looking for food and saw you guys fighting, so I came closer and was knocked out." Horo explained.

"Are there other guys with you?" I asked.

"Yes..."

"Where are they?"

"Hiding in the woods. We're looking for a place called Dobi village. Do you know where it is?" Horo asked.

"You're standing in it."

"Dude, thats awesome!"

"You were looking for food for you and your posse," I began.

"Posse?"

"Friends."

"Oh..."

"I know where you could get food and shelter." I offered.

We found his friends. They were asleep. "Wanna play a prank on them?" I asked slyly.

Before he could answer, some ice appeared out of nowhere and I put some down each one's neck. I'll tell ya, if that didn't wake 'em up, nothing would!

"What the hell did you do that for!" They each accused Horo in turn.

"Wasn't me."

"Who else could it have been!" A funky-looking purple-black-haired dude asked. "I believe you're the only one of us who has the ability to create ice!" His accent was funny. It was British...(A/N: Yes, DUBS! But, I'll stick to the Japanese names.)

"And where's that food you were supposed to get?" Another asked.

"It was her." he pointed to me and I waved. "And she can give us food."

Then, at the mention of food, all was forgiven and the 5 boys followed me.

So Horo told the story of how we met. "And finally, she's a shaman." he finished.

"Cool." Was chorused throughout the group.

"Well, Ren, isn't it?" I asked Horo. He nodded. "If you're wondering, I can acheive 100 integration., and...Yoh, right?" Again Horo nodded. "My spirit ally is my friend, and...Ryu, right?" Nod. "My spirit ally is a girl."

"Can we see her?" Asked no-one in particular.

"Sure." I replied, and summoned my spirit ally. Her long, black hair blew in the wind, as her black robe billowed out behind her. Showing that she was wearing more new-age clothes that consisted of camouflage shorts with a black t-shirt. "She is Athina, the Greek goddess of Wisdom."

Suddenly there was a rustle in the bushes as 3 figures ran away.

"Wait a second, guys." I said as I raced off after them.

There were 3.

A cute, dark-haired boy, a short blonde boy, and a disapproving pink-haired girl.

"There's no need to run." I called.

They stopped.

"Hi." I said.

"Hi..." The blonde on said hesitantly.

"Who are you?..." I asked.

"Ummm..." he replied slowly. "Someone..."

"Are you "soneone"s out here alone?" I asked.

"Well...Kinda..." he replied.

"Would you "someones" like to come to my camp and...Maybe...Eat something...?" I offered.

"As soon as the blonde heard the word "eat" it was all over...

As soon as I turned around, I asked. "What about that guy up in the tree? He's reading 'Icha Icha Paradise' (A/N: Come Come Paradise, Make-out Paradise, whatever you wanna call it.)...Freakin' perv..."

Said perv jumped out of the tree and joined up.

I still had to gather food.

One of Horo's friends, a green-haired girl (Or was she a boy?) named Lyserg stayed behind to help Yoshi. The black-haired dude named Ryu also stayed back for fear of getting twigs in his precious hair. The gray-haired dude, Kakashi also stayed back to read Icha Icha Paradise. The rest came with me.

"At least you're all with nature but aren't obssessed with it like that hippie dude, Allen." Horo stated. (A/N: Dub.)

I then found a whole group of animals. Little furry (and tasty.) woodland creatures. I walked right in the middle of the group. They just stood there.

"How come they don't run?" Horo asked.

"They're just used to me." I replied as I stroked the fur on a deer's neck. (Which I would later crack in half for a kill. If only it knew...)

"I only take what I need and I only take weaker or older or sick animals anyway." As I mentioned, there was one deer that was seemingly skinny, so it was probably going to die soon anyways. We brought the deer back to camp and it magically transformed into a dozen or so steaks. As we ate, the newbies introduced themselves.

"Hi, I'm Uzumaki Naruto and I like ramen." The blonde-haired one said.

"I'm Uchiha Sasuke, and I don't really like anything." The black-haired boy growled.

"And I'm Haruno Sakura and I like Sasuke. Speaking of which," The pink-haired girl began. "Sasuke, will you please go out with me?"

"No."

"Oh, that's okay..."

"I am Hatake Kakashi," the eldest, Icha Icha Paradise pervert said. "And I don't really feel like telling you guys about my likes and dislikes. My students and I were looking for your village when we ran into you."

"I'm Lyserg." The green-haired girl said.

The pointy, purplish-black-haired boy with the English accent said. "I am Tao Ren and I hate you all."

"Hey! Dude, I'm Horokeu Usui and I like snowboarding!" Horo said.

"I'm Yoh Asakura and I like sleeping and the colour orange." A brown-haired bot with huge headphones said.

Then, Lyserg asked Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke; "Where are you guys from?"

"Well, Lady," Naruto began.

"I'm a boy." Lyserg replied with a blush.

"What! Just like Haku, you're even girlier than Sakura, and you're a guy!" Naruto cried.

The afternoon went on much like that, and when I declared that we eat pie for dessert, there were many enthusiastic agreements.

(A/N: This is a clip from the dub...) Ryu's eyes glowed with happiness. "I like pumpkin pie, apple pie, cherry pie, blackberry pie..." etc, etc, etc. This went on the whole night until we decided to "hit the hay".

"Here are your sleeping bags, guys," I called as I tossed everyone a sleeping bag. "Did anyone bring pyjamas?"

"I did." Naruto said.

"Is Naruto the only one?" I asked.

No one answered.

"Naruto, go to the woods and change." I ordered. Naruto obediently ran off into the bush, and about 2 minutes later emerged in his white pjs and freakish hat.

As everyone got ready to sleep, we all noticed that, even though it was an extremely cold night, Horo still removed his jacket and shorts and slept in his boxers.

"How can you sleep like that, Horo?" Sakura asked. "Don't you think its a little too cold to sleep in your boxers?"

"Nope. But I wouldn't advise anybody to do so," Horo explained. "I'm from the North so I'm used to cold temperatures. This is how I sleep all the time."

"I'm gonna wake up early, around 5:00 am to get breakfast. Anyone who wants to come with is welcome. You'll just hafta get up early as well. I'm gonna get you guys up around 6:45 am."

"6:45 am!" Naruto whined, "I've never gotten up that early in my life!"

"There's a first time for everything." I said.

TBC...

Yo! So that's the first chapter of my ridiculously long story! As well, for all Anti-4Kids fans, I hate 4Kids as well, but I don't download and I'm not very far in the manga, so I'll often refer to scenes from the dub. Sorry for any inconvenience in that part!

Yes, so as we can see, this crosses over between Naruto, Shaman King, and Nintendo.

Get ready for:

The Trilogies of And Ya, Chapter 2: Three new Intros and a death.

I'll update pretty quick on this one 'cause everything is already written out. As well, you can review, but just flame me, compliment me, or give me tips. I won't be taking suggestions 'till I've typed chapter 101, then I need some help for 102. Hope ya like this! I've been writing for almost a year now!

See y'all next chapter,

uchihachik/