SAINT H SAYS READ THIS AUTHORS NOTE! (SERIOUSLY!) Hey everyone, I hope you took that seriously because I have something to tell you. I'm leaving on Saturday for 2, count em, 2 weeks. You guys now how vacations are… Anyway, now on to the story.

Im in a kill people mood I planed on elaborating on dick… heh, dick.

Virgilisfrigginhott Wow, thank you, that's a big complement. Yes, it seemed most people liked the drama.

MeteoraGirl27 WHOA! Ok, hope this is soon enough for you, but, sadly, the next one won't come for at least two weeks. (Leaving for vacation tomorrow bleh)

Lolopixie The girls in our school fight so much, that's pretty much all we do hear anymore.

Terra Logan I'm glad you like it. I plan on keeping this one rated T, which means it'll be milder than 3rd Wall, but I don't think you'd mind that at all.

RaidersRule76IT! BEZ! ALIVE!

Blackbird Inuyasha? School? Dudes, that'd never work, even less than, say… Oh damn, that's a good idea… Thanks for inadvertently giving me an idea!

i-am-me! OMGuush Ok I will! (jumps up and down as well)

Chapter Two: Gettyng Settlyd, What ys wyth the y's yn the tytle?

The bell rang for everyone to change classes. Our five, of course, met and walked down the halls together.

They soon ran into one kid who for some reason or another was an 'enemy' of our 'heroes' so, inevitably, they had a 'confrontation'.

"OMFGuuush! It's Roy Harper! DICK don't look!" Gar yelled.

But it was… too late.

"Roy! I thought I told you to never show your face in this school again!" DICK roared at the red head.

"No dude, if I remember right, I told you to never show your face around here again… DICK." He snickered.

His stoner buddies around him snickered too.

"Y'know, he's right DICK, he did say that to you." Vic said.

"Yea, DICK." Gar added.

"GUYS! STOP DOING THAT!" HE yelled.

"But, DICK, you're name is DICK, isn't it DICK? Cause I could have sworn you're name was DICK, DICK." Raven added.

By this time all the students, teachers, and janitors where out in the halls pointing and laughing at DI- er, yea, you know who.

But, Kory, being the nice girl that she was, decided to comfort DICK, "Oh, it is alright. I love you, DICK."

Everybody stopped laughing.

Everybody stared at the girl.

Everyone pointed and laugh at Kory.

"HAHAHAHAHA! SHE SAID SHE LOVE DICK!" taunted one teacher.

"HAHA! WHORE!" mocked a girl.

"DICK LOVER!" yelled a goth.

"HAHAHA! LOOK GUYS, IT'S MISS SLUTTY McSLUT!" Gar jibed.

Kory started crying and ran into the bathroom wailing, "DRAMAAAA! Drama, dr-drama… DRAMAAAA!"

Everyone laughed for a little while more before walking away to his or her next class.

At Vic and Gar's next class, Fizz Ed…

"DODGE BAAAALL! Me and Gar vs everyone!" Vic yelled.

"Ah man, none of us can beat you Vic! Why do you have Gar on your team all the time?" asked one guy.

"Because I'm a Sexy Man-Beast!" Gar yelled.

"Uh… yea, that and he has the new System of a Down CD with him today!" Vic smiled before pummeling his classmates with his big red balls.

"Yea that, too." Gar said jamming out to, you guessed it, BYOB. (Why? Because I'm a conformist!)

We'll leave Vic to show off his mastery off large balls while we check on Raven in her Art Appreciation Class…

Lords Of Acid's Marijuana In Your Brain came over the stereo in a psychedelic wave of orgasmic joy.

Raven sat about the fumes of various burning weeds and incense, painting her masterpiece.

She looked back at her brainchild.

A red stick figure label as 'Trigon' was being attacked by numerous black stick figures labeled 'dogs' while a blue stick figure was making sweet cuddle love with a green stick figure.

The teacher came over and looked at the painting.

"What do you think of it Ms. Juicy-Juice?" Raven stoically asked her teacher.

"It's a very nice painting of Woodstock, A plus and a special brownie for you!" the stoned Ms. Juicy-Juice said handing Raven said illegal confection.

"YAY!" Raven screamed giddily, jumping up and down before pouncing on the hallucinogenic/chocolaty-goodness.

Ms. Juicy-Juice came over and started to pet the dark girl on the head, "Whose the best little artist in world? Yes you are! Yeees you aaare!"

Well, that's disturbing. Lets check up on Kory!

The red headed girl shut the door to the principles offices cautiously behind her.

"You wished to see me, Sir?" she asked timidly.

"Yes, I did." The principle swirled his chair around and stared at the girl with his lonely eye.

"Dude, I'm so freaking lonely!"

"Shut the hell up eye!" the principle yelled at his optic. He looked at Kory, "Now, Ms. Anders, I have heard from very, very reliable sources that you were orally pleasing at least twenty men in the hallways after last hour."

She stared blankly at him for a moment, "WHAT!"

The Principle sighed, "I knew you'd try and get yourself out of it you filthy little whore! Well, despite the fact that I am positive that my sources know, exactly what happened during the incident, I am going to prove it by showing the video tape of the hallways at that time!" he said before sliding the tape into the VCR.

The scene of Kory's attempted consoling of DICK and subsequent persecution played clearly across the screen.

The principle looked timidly back at the red headed girl.

She crossed her arms and gave him a stern look.

He thought for a second, "Obviously you tampered with the video, because a teacher gave me this information and teachers are always completely and absolutely right! So, I'm going to have to give you an even worse punishment."

"Shove up your ass Mr. Wilson!" Kory stormed out of the office.

Mr. Wilson's lonely eye watched the students rear bounce as she walked out of his office.

"Damn, baby got back!"

"I told you to shut the hell up eye!" he punched his ocular organ.

Lets see just what our good friend, DICK is doing this hour…

"Welcome to Sex Ed. My name is Piccolo and I am from the planet Namek, anyone who talks out of turn or gets out of their seats without permission will be DISINTEGRATED IN A MOST GRUESOME FASHION! Now, lets go around the room and tell us a little about each other and ask any questions we may have." The green Z-Fighter said.

"My name ys Byllye and Y lyke to yze Y's in place of Y's!" Billie said y-ly.

"My name is, like, Sallie and I, like, totally, like, like Full-House! O…M…F…Guuush! Uncle Joey was so hot!"

"IvIy n4IvI3 15 13013 4nD 1 h4v3 IvI4d 1337 5k1ll5!"

"Umm.. yea, my name is… Richard and I…"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa… your name is Richard?" Piccolo asked Dragonball-ly.

"Y-yes is is."

"S-so, snnkkkt, we can call you, heheh, d-, hahaha, DICK! HAHAHA!" The Namek pointed and laughed at our 'hero' and the rest of the class followed suit.

Piccolo stopped laughing, "DID I SAY YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOTS COULD LAUGH! RAUUUURGHA!" The fighter roared as he shot a barrage of Energy Blasts at all of DICK's classmates, killing them soundly.

"So, I guess this class is just you and me from now on…DICK… hehehe."

"Could you not call me that… please?"

"Nope, sorry."

Saint H: Welp, there is the second chapter, if you didn't read my Authors notes at the beginning, you loser, then you need to know that I'm leaving for two weeks, so I won't be able to update for a while. But that shouldn't stop you from reviewing, so get to it!