Saint H's MOST FABULOUSLY TRIUMPHANT AUTHOR'S NOTES:
I am officially back from Vacation! Yea me! Woohoo! But, sadly, there is bad news... my most popular story3rd Wall? We don't need no 3rd wall! has recently been deleted by FF admins. I am terribly sorry for this and quite angry myself, but it can't be helped. Anywho now I'm back to update this story, so you better buckle up quick because here it comes! Well, actually, you've got a little time to buckle up, because here come the review responses.
Raidersrule76 Ah good, I was wondering if people would notice the big red balls in the last chapter. You're quite the observant reader, you get a gold star for the day. 'gives you gold star'Han ReflexI'm sorry to disappoint you, but I really don't like DBZ, I just like making fun of it. But if you like it, that's cool with me, anyway, thanks for reviewing.
Viriglisfrigginhott No, probably not, but It ain't easy being green is a comedy of mine that does have real RobStar in it if you're interested.
Terra LoganASAPAYV as soon as possible after your vacation… for some inexplicable reason this made me laugh for a good 30 seconds as soon as I figured it out. I also award you a gold star. 'sticks gold star to your forehead so you look like a retard' Thanks for reviewing.
Im in a kill people mood Yes, my chapters are very Shiny, I wax them with turtle wax. And yes, there will be more DICK in this chapter.
MeteoraGirl27 Hey, it's ok, I'm back now! No worries.
teh reviewer Drama drama, drama mebezback drama! Drama thanks drama drama reviewing drama drama drama.
Napolean Dynamite clone Just telling you dude, I have totally stolen your gold stars and started giving them to people. See Raidersrule76 and Terra Logan's responses if you want proof! … Thanks for them!
Triforce90 Heh, yea, totally. Thanks for all the reviews you've given man.
TBKite Yes, I know, it is very very sad. At least I think it is. Oh well, I'll keep on writing humor fics I guess. Thanks for reviewing.
Chapter Three: Yt's tyme to Set yt Off Farstuckers!
They were in their third hour classes, DICK, Gar, Kory, and Raven where all in the same class and were situated right beside one another in a square pattern. They were facing towards the front of the room watching Mr. Harold write some history notes on the board.
The two couples were busy passing notes back and forth to one another. Here are what the notes said…
(DICK and Kory)
HI KORY WHATS UP?
Oh, Hi Peni-I mean… Hi DICK. NM U?
NMH U KNO UR PRETTY N COOL RITE?
LOLOLLOOLOLLOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOO LOLLLOOOOKLOSOLOOLOLOLOLOOOOOLOOOLLLLLLLOMFGuuush! U R soooooooo funny DICK!
(Gar and Raven)
Hey, Weiner and Kori are writing a note.
So, what's your point Gar?
We should each write notes to them and tell them what to write to each other!
Why would we do something like that Gar?
Why wouldn't we?
Because we could be spending time making textual love instead.
Ooohh! Good point!
I know, well, lets get to it!
You said it siste- er I mean… uh, Yea alright! Wooo!
Meanwhile, in the front of the room, a little butt-kissing narcing shrib known to the students and teachers as 'Gizmo' leaned his small ass out of his chair and whispered to the teacher.
"Mr. Harold, Mr. Harold!"
"Yes Gizmo?"
Gizmo whispered his information to the teacher.
"Thank you Gizmo. Here's your cocaine… er wait! Did I say cocaine! I meant sugar! Yea, that's it… sugar." Mr. Harold said handing the midget the white substance labeled as 'Cocai-… er… sugar'
Mr. Harold stood back up and started writing notes back on the chalk board, "And so then Captain H's army of spun out stray dogs armed with only the original Gorillaz album and chicken bones captured London using what became known as the Third Wall technique in… What year Mr. Grayson?"
"Er.. Um… b-Bra's and pancakes!" DICK answered flustered.
The class laughed.
DICK blushed.
"I see you are writing a note to Miss Anders… and apparently Mr. Logan and Miss Roth are writing to one another as well." Mr. Harold said eyeing the green teen desperately trying to stuff the note into his bag.
"You all know the rules in my classroom. I take the notes, read them out loud to the class, and then if they're really juicy, I keep them to read to myself at night."
"Holy embarrassment Batman." DICK said banging his head on his desk.
"Dramaaaa! Drama drama! Dr-drama…" Kory cried and whimpered.
" Oh man! He spotted me!" Gar said miserably.
"Smooth move Ex-lax." Raven sarcassed.
Meanwhile, with Vic in Weightlifting class…"Hey guys!" Vic said greeting the other muscle-bound students.
"Hey Vic!" Baran (Mammoth) said on the incline press, eating a low-fat Caesar-salad.
"Hello Victor." Atlas said pleasantly from a random chair. (just pretend he's human)
"Soooo, how've you guys been?" Vic said effeminately as he sat down across from the two on the bench press.
"I helped my Sis paint her nails the other day!" Baran said cheerily in his deep manly voice.
"Oooooo!" Vic and Atlas squealed in excitement.
"Yea, it was a gorgeous shade of violet-pink!" Baran said, munching on his salad.
"That's just precious…" Atlas cooed deeply.
Vic's eyes went wide as he spotted something, "Uh oh guys, we got passer-byes, time for Plan A!" he warned.
They all stood up and started flexing their big manly muscles.
"OMFGuush! I am freaking ripped!" Atlas said with great masculinity.
"Man, I think I could lift a truck!" Baran mused manly.
"I couldn't possibly have any more muscles!" Vic said violently as the passer-byes finally left.
The three body builders sighed with relief and sat back down.
"Well that was close." Vic sighed.
"It sure was." Baran said with a mouth full of the last bite of salad. He set the salad bowl down and pulled a chocolate candy bar out of nowhere, "Now for desert!"
"Whoa there Baran! Won't chocolate make you fat!" Atlas asked, worried for his friend.
"Yea man!" Vic added uselessly.
The red head eyed the candy, "Yea, maybe, but I just luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv chocolate so I can't help it!" he said emasculately, "Choo-choo! Fat train leaving the station! Next stop my thighs!"
Atlas's eyes widened, "Oh man, more passer-byes, Plan A guys!"
The three meat-heads stood up and flexed their muscles for all their masculine worth.
With Roy Harper(Speedy) and Garth (Aqualad), somewhere in the lounge area…"Man, Garth, I can't believe Kory likes DICK and not me!" Roy seethed as he paced around the room.
"Yea…" Garth said bored, strumming his guitar.
"I mean, what is so great about DICK anyway? It seems like all the girls are in love with DICK!"
"Yea…" Garth said bored, strumming his guitar.
"Seriously Garth! It's like all the girls just can't wait to get their hands on DICK!" Roy stormed, "I've got to find a way to beat DICK really good, once and for all!"
"Yea…" Garth said bored, strumming his guitar.
Roy eyed the long haired heartthrob, "So, what do you think I should do?"
Garth looked off into space with a "Hmmmmmm…"
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…
"I've got it!" Garth snapped suddenly, "We could sell weeeeeed!"
"What?" Roy asked skeptically.
"No wait! I mean open a day-care! That sells weeeeeed!" Garth said ston-ed-ly.
Ms. Juicy-Juice climbed out of a nearby trash can, "Did I hear something about weeeeeeeed?"
"Okay, I can't think with you two stoners around! I'm going to the bathroom."
Back in the History room…"… and so that's why they call it bondage." Mr. Harold finished reading Gar and Raven's note.
Every student in the room was wide-eyed and the jaws were lying on the floor.
Kory leaned over the side of her desk and threw up.
Gar was blushing so hard you'd never guess his skin was green.
Raven just sat there calmly, she glanced around at the few shocked and slack-jawwed students that had the stomach fortitude to still look at her after some of the stuff she had written, "What?" she asked innocently denying everything.
Mr. Harold glanced around the room once…
… He stuffed Gar and Raven's note into his coat pocket, "Anyway, back to history…"
Saint H: Well there you have it. The next chapter of Closet Jocks! Well, once again I'm sorry and ticked that the FF admins deleted 3rd Wall! I'll try and make up for it's loss with this and other good humor stories. The end of my original comedy story, "It ain't easy being green' is coming up soon. Anyway, reviews are always a sign of your badassness. Until next time, good night!