Modern Japans true evil
Authors note: This is my first fic and I'm not sure whether it's good or not. Please review they don't have to be good. Please enjoy. Jaken rocks!
Summary: This is my first fic k? It's basically what I think would happen if Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and their gang got sent to Kagome's time. Involves attack of social workers, going to the pound, and being arrested. PLEASE REVIEW!
Kagome couldn't believe it. Within 5 minutes of attempting to make a treaty between Inuyasha and Sesshomaru they were already killing each other. It's always so annoying for her. She has to try and break them up, run away, be pushed to the ground, sit Inuyasha and try to stop Sesshomaru from doing his freaky laugh. The feudal era was so frustrating. Why did she even go there. Then she remembered the shikon jewel and Naraku. She then remembered the shikon jewel and how it could grant any wish. She wished Inuyasha and Sesshomaru could stop fighting. Then, a strange light came from the bottle that she kept the shikon jewels in. Oh no, this wasn't going to be good.
The light became so bright. She couldn't see what was going on around her. She heard some people screaming "pervert" and then a huge slap. After
"I swear! It's this damned hand!" She just shook her head and figured she was hallucinating. She then heard Shippo say
"Hey? What's that pretty light?"
Her eyes opened wide (she thought they did anyways) and she felt dizzy and fainted.
When she woke up, she was in her bed in her time.
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Kagome's POV
Okay, what is going on? Was it all just a dream? Oh well. Better get ready for school. Huh, my alarms not ringing. I must be up early for once. That's always good. What time is it? WHAT! IT CAN'T BE NOON? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? AND SINCE WHEN DO I SWEAR? (Really, in the series she never swears.)
She got up and realized she was already in her uniform. She ran downstairs as fast as she could and saw Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Kilala, Sesshomaru, Rin and Jaken all asleep or unconscious. She saw her mom walk in with a tray full of soups. Kagome ran up to her mom bumping her almost across the room. The soups went flying and went all over Inuyasha. He woke up right away.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? WHO'S TRYING TO KILL ME?"
"Oh my, I'll go make more soups I guess."
"Oh, hey Kagome, since when were we in your time? I thought I was killing Sesshomaru. He looked beside him and saw his hated older brother unconscious on his knee just laying there.
"Hey! Get the hell off me you bastard!"
He punched Sesshomaru and then he was awake to, and his eyes were glowing red. He was mad. Oh no.
"You BASTARD! This is another one of your tricks huh? I won't go easy on you this time Inuyasha! You're dead now!"
"Wanna bet? I'd like to see you try."
This was going no where. Rin then woke up in a really cute way, rubbing her eyes a bit. Rin asked
"Lord Sesshomaru what happened? Rin was hit in the head by that mean monk and his staff. Can you kill him?"
Sesshomaru then noticed the big bruise on her eye. He was even madder now. That monk dared hurt his Rin?
Miroku then woke up synchronized with Sango and noticed where his hand was. He was happy. Who knows how long his hand had been there. He let out a 'heh heh' and then put his hand over his mouth with his other hand. From the looks of it Sango hadn't even realized his hand was there. Sango looked confused and saw where his hand was.
"YOU PERVERT! WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN!"
Very quickly, there was an unconscious Miroku with a blue hand mark on his face. Kagome just shook her head. It probably wasn't a dream. Everyone was in character that was for sure.
After Jaken woke up in Buyos bed next to Shippo and Kilala and they were all hugging each other. It was cute until Jaken attempted to beat them up and got beat up himself. Everyone was awake, now it was time to figure out what was going on.
Kagome asked everyone
"Is this a dream?"
Sota walked up to her and pinched her as hard as he could.
"OW! What was that for you little brat!"
She then realized he was helping her and noticed everyone was still there.
Inuyasha's POV
What is going on? Why are we in Kagome's time? How come everyone's here? Why can't any of these idiots tell these aren't rhetorical questions? Figures that Miroku is groping Sango already. Sesshomaru is prepared to kill Miroku for hurting Rin. Everything seems normal except for the fact that Jaken is attempting to kill Shippo. That's the only thing that's slightly wrong.
Mrs. Higurashi soon came out with more bowls of soup for the large dysfunctional gang. Inuyasha took it and nearly inhaled it. Rin ate fast too. Sango took the offer appreciating it and slapped Miroku for asking Mrs. Higurashi to bear his children (idiot). She was short a couple of bowls so she tried to have Jaken, Shippo, and Kilala share. Sesshomaru just refused and said "I don't eat human food." That's when she got really confused.
After When Sota found out that Sesshomaru was Inuyasha's older brother, he started showing him all of his toys. Sesshomaru just played along until he got up and left. Sota felt sad after that and decided to see what Miroku was like. He showed Miroku his army toys and then some of Kagome's Barbie's. That's when Sota decided to leave out of fear.
Sota started to talk to Rin and showed her how to play soccer.
"Come on Rin, it's easy. You just can't touch the ball with your hands. You can only kick and you try to get it into my net, okay?"
"Okay…"
CRASH!
They then heard Grandpa yelling "No! My medicine! That's the fourth time this week!"
They kept on playing further away, until the ball hit Rin in the head.
"OW! Rin keeps on getting hit for some strange reason."
Poor Rin who I'm torturing got called in to the house by Kagome. She handed Rin a cute outfit with a pink shirt that had a purple flower in the middle. She also had a pair of small jeans with flowers all along the sides.
Sesshomaru was handed a black tank top with a skull on it with a pair of black jeans.
Sango got a black and pink t-shirt with a black and pink mini-skirt (I just thought black and pink was her style, and I've used to many jeans already.)
Miroku got a dark blue hoodie and pants (?).
Inuyasha got a pink spaghetti strap (just kidding)/ he actually got a red t-shirt and black pants with a black and red cap.
"I gave you all modern day clothes but I still don't want any of you to go outside because you'll get in trouble k?" Kagome asked sternly.
"K" Everyone else replied back.
Rin walked away and then outside to pick flowers in the garden, Shippo went outside to find acorns, Inuyasha to find ninja food, Jaken to watch Rin, Sango to explore and Miroku to hit on Sango.
Kagome who felt completely ignored pulled everybody back in and went to school.
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1 hour later, Kagome was fast asleep in class.
"Kagome, Kagome, wake up." Her friend Yuri was ordering her.
"Huh? What?" Kagome responded in a drowsy voice.
"Well I'm glad you decided to rejoin us in geometry Ms. Higurashi. Would you mind answering the question on the board for us." Her boring math teacher said in a dead tone.
Kagome had no idea what was going on. She looked at the board and had no idea what it said.
Meanwhile, back at Kagome's house…
"HEY! WHO THREW THAT BALL AT ME!"
"Sorry Rin, I'll be more careful next time."
Shippo was then running for his life from Rin who was getting seriously pissed off with always getting hit. She had a total of a black eye, 2 bruises on each arm, 4 on each leg and felt sad (I swear, I don't hate Rin, I need her to have bruises for later on in the story k). Sesshomaru was also getting pissed.
"Hey Buyo! Get back here! UGH!" Sota was getting visibly pissed with Buyo always wandering off. That's when Buyo ran out the door and off the shrine grounds. Some way to spend his day off! Sota ran out the house to chase Buyo. Rin followed, then Sesshomaru, then Jaken, then Kirara, then Shippo, Sango, Miroku, Inuyasha. That was the very long order that they left the house (PLEASE SOME1 SHOW ME HOW TO MAKE CHAPTERS! IM BEGGING U).
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Kagome was feeling sort of nervous coming home from school. She knows how whenever you make a wish on the Shikon jewel shards, it finds a way to screw it up completely. She could only hope they didn't leave the house. Sure, they were dressed up in modern day clothes (except for Shippo and Jaken, who she would kill if they left the house.)
"Kagome, what's on your mind?" The first friend asked.
"Yeah, you've been lost in thought all day, like you're worried." (Second friend)
Is there a chance that your disease will come back?" (Third)
Then they all backed away from her nervously.
"No, it's not that, I just have to go home right away that's all."
Then all her friends moaned and left her, after they reminded her that there was a huge science test tomorrow.
"WHAT! NO WAIT! COME BACK HERE!"
By that time they were already gone, until to her luck Hojo came by with a gift for her.
"Hey Kagome, here, this will help cure your sickness."
"Uh, thanks. Hey, can you help me with the science test tomorrow."
"Sure. Lets go photocopy my notes. Can't be out to long cause you need to rest up."
Stupid Hojo was so naïve. They left to photocopy the notes. She was sure they were all being good and stayed in the house.
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"Oh my God! You told him that! Some way to dump him!" A plastic from Kagome's school and mindless drone to Ivira, Kasha exclaimed.
"Yeah, you showed him! But, what did he do to you again?" Nania, the other mindless drone said.
"Oh, his eyes were green and that was plain freaky." Ivira answered in a bubbly tone.
Nania and Kasha just looked at each other in a 'Why are we hanging out with her' look.
"Ooo, pretty girls from Kagome's village." Miroku said excitedly and walked up to them right away.
"Miroku, NO! They might not be used to hearing some stranger asking them if they'll bear your children. MIROKU!" Sango said being completely ignored.
Miroku walked up to them and started flirting to keep Sango slightly pleased. Ivira was flirting back. When that happened Miroku went right in between Kasha and Nania and groped them. They were screaming at that point.
Ivira giggled and said "Oh come on! He's just joking around. Maybe he's that pervert in our class, Moriku's older brother.
Miroku was sort of surprised that Ivira was sticking up for him, and that there was someone in their class who had almost the exact same name as him. Maybe it was a reincarnation. He'll deal with that later.
"Besides, it's not like he's going to ask us to bear his children." Ivira added.
Miroku let go of Nania and Kasha and went over to Ivira. Nanias blonde hair was sticking up almost as if she was a cat. Kasha stayed mostly calm, but hid behind Nania.
"Would you do me the honors of bearing my children." Miroku asked Ivira.
"Haha" She responded nervously, "You're kidding right?"
"Of course not. Why would I joke about a matter as serious as that."
Knowing plastics, she over exaggerated and started screaming for someone to save her from the evil man who wanted to rape her, Miroku, as she claimed.
"Hey, calm down, please. Miroku asks every pretty girl he sees if she'll bear his children. Please don't go crazy." Sango said in a slightly frustrated tone holding onto Iviras hands tightly, not noticing Ivira was being slightly hurt.
"PLEASE HELP ME! I'M BEING ATTACKED NOW!"
"Huh?" Sango replied confused.
That's when the police officer came and arrested Miroku and Sango.
"This is all your fault Miroku." Sango said as the entered the back seat of the car.
Miroku apologized and then when the car started moving so fast, taking them to the station, they were amazed at how fast the car was moving.
"Excuse me kind sire, could you tell me what this incredible way of transportation is called?" Miroku asked amazed.
"Don't play dumb with me."
Miroku and Sango just shrugged at each other and sat there waiting to find out what will happen to them.
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"OH NO! I've lost Lord Sesshomaru! What will I do now!" Jaken said freaking out.
"Oh, calm down. You'll find him. Besides, Kirara and I are the only ones who have the right to be getting scared. We might be trapped spending the whole afternoon with you." Shippo said in a matter-of-factly way.
"Yes, I know, but, HEY WAIT A MINUTE"
Shippo was snickering at what he just heard. Kirara mewed in a laughing way as well. Jaken was plain annoyed.
Everyone around them was just standing there staring at them. But really, who wouldn't. The strange short trio of a kid with a tail and animal feet, a talking toad, and a two tailed cat. Who wouldn't stare at that.
Shippo stopped and saw a dog mask just laying by a dumpster. It looked so weird and real and was made of a strange material to him, called rubber. Shippo went over to it and put it on. It was so cool! He couldn't wait to find Kagome. That's when it occurred to him. Where were they?
Just then a truck came up and some men in strange uniforms with nets came out.
"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Kirara walked over to the strange man to examine him, until she was trapped under a net.
Shippo ran to her rescue until he was captured as well. Shippo made signs at Jaken to save him, so Jaken, trying to be heroic, ran over to him, until he was caught as well.
"Don't worry little fellas, you'll all find great new homes soon." One of the strange men said.
They all struggled as they were placed in cages by many other barking and meowing animals. Where were they going?
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Sesshomaru was walking next to the bruised Rin to wherever the wind would take them (I just felt like saying that). Rin singing with her cute little kid voice and skipping. Sesshomaru was still annoyed at how badly hurt she had been getting due to other people. Speaking of people, why was everyone staring at them? He decided to keep on walking, minding his own business while everyone was staring at Rin.
"Lord Sesshomaru, where are we. And where is Master Jaken?"
"I don't know, and I'm not picking up his scent anywhere either. Oh well."
One person then pulled out a strange rectangular shaped thing with a window and many buttons on it and started pushing them, then talking about the strange duo. Within ten minutes, a truck appeared. Some people walked out to confirm if what they had heard was true. They then walked up to Sesshomaru and Rin.
They asked "Are you this poor abused child's parent?"
"Hhhmmm?"
"Well, are you? If you are, you most likely are a bad influence and you beat her."
"I guess you can call me her father."
"You should be arrested and killed." The person said in a teary voice.
Sesshomaru didn't know what arrested meant, but definitely knew killed. He was offended. So he shot back by punching the man. Suddenly there was a strange feeling going through him. It was strong enough to make him go down to the ground paralyzed. The people then ran and took his Rin.
As the car drove away, Sesshomaru got up and ran after the van at rapid speed.
Authors note: Thanks for reading this part of the story! I'll update soon. Please can someone tell me how to make chapters.