All I Care About Is Bree ( to the tune of "All I Care About Is Love" from "Chicago")
Sung by George the Pharmicist:
Rex:
AND NOW…THE GUY WHO SWITCHED MY PILLS, THE GUY MY WIFE IS BEING STALKED BY, THE SILVER-TONGUED PHARMICIST OF THE TOWN, THE ONE, THE ONLY…GEORGE!
George:
I don't care about Flonase,
One-A-Day, or mayonnaise
No. no, not me
All I care about is Bree
Susan, Gabi, Lynnette, and Edie:
That's who he stalks!
George:
I don't care about flu vaccine
Sudafed, Listerine
No, no, not me
All I care about is Bree
Housewives:
All he cares about is Bree!
George:
Give me red prefect hair
A box full of underwear
Hidden in the closet
After washing my hands in the faucet!
I don't care about guys named Rex
Aspirin, or Nasonex
No, no, not me
All I care about is Bree
Housewives:
All he cares about is Bree!
I don't care about Straterra
Ashlee Simpson dating Ryan Cabrera
No, no not me
All I care about is Bree
Give a string of pearls
Lecturing teenage girls
About stuff that annoys she…
KEEP YOUR MONEY, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME!
I don't care about rubber gloves
Long white coats, Rex's shoves
No, no, not me
All I care about is
Killing a guy who's married to Bree
I find her really sexy…
ALL I CARE ABOUT IS BREE!