The Lawnboy of the Neighborhood ( to the tune of " The Phantom of the Opera" from "The Phantom of the Opera")
Sung by Gabrielle, Carlos, and John:
Gabrielle:
He always mows my lawn
Three times a week
And Carlos is so pissed
That he can't speak
And if I cheat again
I will be dead
The Lawnboy of the neighborhood is there…
With me in bed!
Carlos:
I'm too possessive
I have anger issues
She always flirts with him
In sexy shoes
And do I fire him
Or leave him be
The Lawnboy of the neighborhood is there…
Talking to Bree…
John:
Those who have seen her face
Think she's real hot
It's really too bad
She already tied the knot
As long as I sleep with her
I am just fine
The Lawnboy of the neighborhood is there…
At house number nine!
Carlos:
Beware the lawnboy of the neighborhood!
Gabrielle:
He's there, the lawnboy of the neighborhood!