Sit For Me ( to the tune of "Think of Me" from "The Phantom of the Opera")
Sung by Lynette:
Sit for me
Baby-sit for me
So I can have a life
Take care of them
So I can take a break
From being a housewife
When you find that they don't obey
Give them a spank in the "A"
If you ever need to lecture
Make it painful for them!
Sit for me
Sit for me daily
So I can get some sleep
Make them go
Take a long nap
I better not hear a peep
Obey my orders or you will find
You will be out of a job
Please clean up after them
They are total slobs!
Babysitter:
Can it be…
Can they be this evil?
HELP ME!
Long ago, it seems so long ago
When I still had my sanity
Why did I ever do this?
Why'd I sit for her?
Lynnette:
Carpets fade
They draw on the lampshade
They need to learn authority
If you can still handle them
Stop and sit for me!