Neighbor of Next Door ( to the tune of "Angel of Music" from "The Phantom of the Opera")
See, I told you I would have one after the premiere. This song regards the the housewives talking about Betty Applewhite. I might write one about the tie thing at the funeral also.
Sung by Lynette, Bree, Gabrielle, and Susan:
Lynette:
Susan…
Bree:
Susan…
Gabrielle:
Susan…
All three:
Who in the world have you been spying?
Susan:
On the new neighbors…
Others:
What is it that you are trying to find?
Did you find any suspicious papers?
Susan:
Girls, when Those other people moved out, when the Applewhites came to live here, Betty told me that her husband was dead…Well, I hear noises coming from their basement, and I have suspicions…
Bree:
Susan…do you believe…do you believe that it's Betty Applewhites husband in the basement?
Susan:
Who else, Bree? Who?
Betty once spoke of her husband
I thought I once heard him speak
Man, the suspense on this show
Has reached it's peak…
All:
Neighbor of Next Door
The unknown guy
Hiding in the cellar
Neighbor of Next Door
Hide no longer
Lynette:
If you have any secrets, tell her…(pointing to Edie)
Gabrielle:
We are the nosy neighbors…
Tell us, the nosy neighbors…
Susan:
What was that noise?
WHO IS THAT DOWN THERE?
Gabrielle:
We are the nosy neighbors…
Tell us, the nosy neighbors…