It's The Suburb Life ( to the tune of "It's The Hardknock Life" from "Annie")
Sung by Edie, Susan, Gabrielle, Mary Alice, Betty Applewhite, Lynette, Bree, and Mrs. Huber:
All:
It's the suburb life for us!
It's the suburb life for us!
Mrs. Huber:
Instead of condos
Others:
We get houses!
Betty:
Instead of sweatshirts
Others:
We get blouses!
All:
It's the Suburb life!
Susan:
Don't it feel life the cliffhangers get bigger?
Gabrielle:
Don't it seem like there's always more suspence?
Lynette:
Don't it seem like my kids are always hard to handle?
Bree:
Is a fresh coat of paint needed for the fence?
All:
It's the suburb life for us!
It's the suburb life for us!
Mary Alice:
Instead of nannies
Others:
We get sitters!
Susan:
Instead of plumbers
Others:
We get killers!
All:
It's the suburb life!
Betty:
Don't it feel like there's someone in my basement?
Mrs. Huber:
Don't it seem like we want to know who?
Edie:
Don't it seem like I have a healthy sex life?
Gabrielle:
Instead of one lover, I have two…
All:
Mowing the lawn life!
Sewing the clothes life!
Loading the dishwasher life!
Serving cake on a saucer life!
Lynette:
The guy her basement we never see!
Betty:
Guy in my basement? Who, me?
Bree:
Instead of kissing
Edie:
We have sex
Mrs. Huber:
Instead of flowers
Others:
We have a fence!
All:
It's the suburb life!
Betty:
You're gonna stay in that basement
Till it falls like a poorly built building!
Others:
Spy on her through her window!
This show has mystery innuendo!
James Denton is really hot!
Bree:
AH! MY TABLECLOTH HAS A SPOT!
All:
It's the suburb life for us!
It's the suburb life for us!
Betty:
Instead of taxis
Others:
We ride cars
Mary Alice:
Instead of Venus
Others:
Men are from Mars!
All:
It's the suburb life…
It's the suburb life…
It's the suburb life…
IT'S THE SUBURB LIFE!