The Adventures of Riku and Sora
A Blue Dragon Fic
IX
Sora finds himself floating in a dark void, Ansem in front, Kingdom Hearts behind him, and Goofy and Donald beside him.
Ansem started giving his dramatic speech on how all hearts originated from darkness and how Kingdom Hearts had no light and all that jazz.
"You're wrong!" Sora began.
"Because I know now, without a doubt, that Kingdom Hearts is light!"
*The door begins to open and there is only darkness*
Ansem started laughing.
"See! I told you! Where's my munny?"
Sora growls and tosses Ansem twenty gil, making Donald slap his head.
*A large rabbit comes out of nowhere and grabs Donald and Goofy, then runs off as they scream for their lives*
"What'd you do with my friends!?"
Ansem shrugged.
"Lots of people hate Disney. They probably hired a hitman."
" . . . well now what do we do!?"
"Wanna play cards?"
"No!"
"I have an idea! Lets play Final Fantasy VII . . . "
"Yeah!"
"Without any bathroom breaks."
"AHHH!"
*Sora wakes up in a cold sweat on a sleeping bag, and then looks around and finds himself in Tidus' room.*
Suddenly, Selphie burst in through the door.
"Selphie!?" Sora asked.
Tidus was still fast asleep on his bed.
"Ohhh. He's so cute when he's asleep."
"Selphie!" Sora yelled.
Tidus sat up bolt upright.
"Who's in my house!?"
"Tidus!" Selphie yelled.
"Selphie? It's five 'o clock in the morning!"
"I've been looking everywhere for you! The roof, the sewers, the trash can, under cars . . . "
"Why didn't you just come over to my house!?"
"That's not important! There's this big blowout on every item in the mall! Everything is half price!"
"The mall doesn't open until seven-thirty!"
"That's why we have to be there early."
"What does this have to do with me"
"Only you can buy twice as many video games . . . "
Tidus sprang up.
"Sora! I'll see you later! Get some sleep, you're still hurt!"
Tidus grabbed Selphie and rushed out of the dark room, closing the door behind him.
Sora let out a sigh and went back to sleep.
***
Sora found himself at the edge of the plank in Captain Hook's ship, surrounded on all sides by water. Below him was the deadly crocodile. He had chosen to walk the plank, and face death.
Then, he heard Peter Pan's voice in his head.
"Just believe Sora, and you can fly!"
Sora thought, then believed he could fly.
He dropped down, straight into the jaws of the deadly creature. He thought he was flying, but then noticed he wasn't and started screaming as the crocodile snapped its jaws down on his crotch and he started yelling in panic as it swam away with him in his mouth, feeling nothing but pain.
"Damn you Peter Pan!" he yelled as he woke up in a cold sweat.
"Another nightmare!" He yelled to himself, smacking his own forehead.
He drank a glass of water and moved up to Tidus' bed, and soon fell into a deep sleep . . .
***
"Okay Jafar! Back in your lamp!" Sora yelled, holding his lamp out to Jafar, the large red all-powerful genie.
Jafar just stared at him and pointed behind Sora. Sora stupidly turned around and Iago snatched up the lamp and broke it, cackling like a maniac.
"Sora you moron!" Donald hopped up, slapped Sora, then landed back down.
"You will burn for eternity!" Jafar yelled, flaming his backside.
"My ass! Oh my God, my ass!" he yelled, running around in a blind rage.
***
Sora woke up and could have sworn his backside was hot. He tried yet again to go to sleep without a nightmare.
***
Sora walked up to Beast, he was in Hollow Bastion, and Beast had just been hurt badly by a maniacal Riku who had stolen his keyblade
"Are you okay!?" he asked, running up.
Beast looked up at him, and then smacked him in the nuts without a second thought, and Sora started screaming like a Banshee.
***
Riku had the Oblivion in his hand, a keyblade that could unlock peoples hearts. He stood over the crouching Sora, and held it over his head.
"Ahhh!" he let out a lofty battle cry as he brought down the blade on Sora's head.
"Sora!" Kairi warned.
Sora brought up his keyblade at the last second and the two blades met.
Suddenly, without warning, Sora's keyblade broke.
"What!?" Sora asked to no one in particular.
Riku smiled and talked in the strange voice.
"I have conquered you!"
"Stop possessing my friend, Ansem!" Sora yelled at him.
"I'm not possessed, Sora! I'm doing this of my own will!"
"What!? Why!?"
"Because I don't like you, Sora!"
Riku held up his blade and bopped Sora on the head, making him fall, and then he spend the next five minutes beating the bejeezus out of him while Kairi watched.
***
Sora woke up again, sweating profusely and sick of the nigihtmares.
"Ahhh!" he yelled out to no one.
Riku burst through the door.
"Sora, are you okay!?"
Sora grabbed his throat when he came near.
"Y-you bastard!"
"What did I do?" Riku asked
Sora slowly took off his hands.
"Sorry about that, Riku. It's just that I was having all these nightmares where you did horrible things to me."
"That time's over now, Sora. It's morning, we're having a party!"
"Great!"
Riku walked towards the door.
"We've got lots of chips . . . "
"Cool"
"But we forgot the dip"
"AHHHH!"
***
Sora woke up again, clutching his heart, and pinching himself just to make sure that it wasn't a nightmare.
The real Riku arrives.
"Sora, why are you screaming?" he asked from the door.
"N-nightmares!" Sora gasped out.
"Is that all?"
"I don't know what caused it! It couldn't have been those nightmare pills I"ve been taking!"
Riku got incredibly lazy eyes.
"Wow Sora, I don't know what could have happened" he said sarcastically.
"I'm so miserable I wish I never existed!"
"Don't say that!" Riku started.
"If you never existed, then who would the flies follow?"
Sora looked at Riku angrily.
"I was just kidding! Go on back to sleep, you know we have school today. You're just lucky Tidus let us use his room." Riku said while yawning, dimming the lights and climbing into a sleeping bag.
"Aren't we going on a field trip to the husky-pork industry?" Sora asked, yawning and falling into a deep sleep.
"Yeah, we can question the manager, maybe. We can also tell them to stop manufacturing those gophers! They keep diggin' up my yard!"
" . . . Riku, Husky-Pork Inc. doesn't manufacture gophers."
". . . I knew that! I was just testing your intelligence, I'm really part of an organization, top secret with a password and everything. We wanted to recruit you, Sora."
"Password, huh? What is it?"
"Uh, its Lion's den of the marked pants of the panda to the power of hockey- puck's eleventy-seven."
"You just made that up!" Sora accused.
"No I didn't!"
"Then say it again!"
"Uh, Marked panda's gym shorts . . . "
"Hah!"
"Just go to sleep, Sora!" Riku exclaimed, laying his head back.
"And going to Husky-Pork industries might be a lethal mistake! We could go insane"
"We won't go insane . . . " Sora muttered through sleep.
"That's what your dad said."
"What!?"
"Nothing."
The two finally sunk into a sleep and didn't notice the large figure looming in through the window . . .
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AN: Another one down. Sora, Riku, and a few others are going to find the truth behind the husky-pork scandal once and for all. Will that be the end? Of course not!
A Blue Dragon Fic
IX
Sora finds himself floating in a dark void, Ansem in front, Kingdom Hearts behind him, and Goofy and Donald beside him.
Ansem started giving his dramatic speech on how all hearts originated from darkness and how Kingdom Hearts had no light and all that jazz.
"You're wrong!" Sora began.
"Because I know now, without a doubt, that Kingdom Hearts is light!"
*The door begins to open and there is only darkness*
Ansem started laughing.
"See! I told you! Where's my munny?"
Sora growls and tosses Ansem twenty gil, making Donald slap his head.
*A large rabbit comes out of nowhere and grabs Donald and Goofy, then runs off as they scream for their lives*
"What'd you do with my friends!?"
Ansem shrugged.
"Lots of people hate Disney. They probably hired a hitman."
" . . . well now what do we do!?"
"Wanna play cards?"
"No!"
"I have an idea! Lets play Final Fantasy VII . . . "
"Yeah!"
"Without any bathroom breaks."
"AHHH!"
*Sora wakes up in a cold sweat on a sleeping bag, and then looks around and finds himself in Tidus' room.*
Suddenly, Selphie burst in through the door.
"Selphie!?" Sora asked.
Tidus was still fast asleep on his bed.
"Ohhh. He's so cute when he's asleep."
"Selphie!" Sora yelled.
Tidus sat up bolt upright.
"Who's in my house!?"
"Tidus!" Selphie yelled.
"Selphie? It's five 'o clock in the morning!"
"I've been looking everywhere for you! The roof, the sewers, the trash can, under cars . . . "
"Why didn't you just come over to my house!?"
"That's not important! There's this big blowout on every item in the mall! Everything is half price!"
"The mall doesn't open until seven-thirty!"
"That's why we have to be there early."
"What does this have to do with me"
"Only you can buy twice as many video games . . . "
Tidus sprang up.
"Sora! I'll see you later! Get some sleep, you're still hurt!"
Tidus grabbed Selphie and rushed out of the dark room, closing the door behind him.
Sora let out a sigh and went back to sleep.
***
Sora found himself at the edge of the plank in Captain Hook's ship, surrounded on all sides by water. Below him was the deadly crocodile. He had chosen to walk the plank, and face death.
Then, he heard Peter Pan's voice in his head.
"Just believe Sora, and you can fly!"
Sora thought, then believed he could fly.
He dropped down, straight into the jaws of the deadly creature. He thought he was flying, but then noticed he wasn't and started screaming as the crocodile snapped its jaws down on his crotch and he started yelling in panic as it swam away with him in his mouth, feeling nothing but pain.
"Damn you Peter Pan!" he yelled as he woke up in a cold sweat.
"Another nightmare!" He yelled to himself, smacking his own forehead.
He drank a glass of water and moved up to Tidus' bed, and soon fell into a deep sleep . . .
***
"Okay Jafar! Back in your lamp!" Sora yelled, holding his lamp out to Jafar, the large red all-powerful genie.
Jafar just stared at him and pointed behind Sora. Sora stupidly turned around and Iago snatched up the lamp and broke it, cackling like a maniac.
"Sora you moron!" Donald hopped up, slapped Sora, then landed back down.
"You will burn for eternity!" Jafar yelled, flaming his backside.
"My ass! Oh my God, my ass!" he yelled, running around in a blind rage.
***
Sora woke up and could have sworn his backside was hot. He tried yet again to go to sleep without a nightmare.
***
Sora walked up to Beast, he was in Hollow Bastion, and Beast had just been hurt badly by a maniacal Riku who had stolen his keyblade
"Are you okay!?" he asked, running up.
Beast looked up at him, and then smacked him in the nuts without a second thought, and Sora started screaming like a Banshee.
***
Riku had the Oblivion in his hand, a keyblade that could unlock peoples hearts. He stood over the crouching Sora, and held it over his head.
"Ahhh!" he let out a lofty battle cry as he brought down the blade on Sora's head.
"Sora!" Kairi warned.
Sora brought up his keyblade at the last second and the two blades met.
Suddenly, without warning, Sora's keyblade broke.
"What!?" Sora asked to no one in particular.
Riku smiled and talked in the strange voice.
"I have conquered you!"
"Stop possessing my friend, Ansem!" Sora yelled at him.
"I'm not possessed, Sora! I'm doing this of my own will!"
"What!? Why!?"
"Because I don't like you, Sora!"
Riku held up his blade and bopped Sora on the head, making him fall, and then he spend the next five minutes beating the bejeezus out of him while Kairi watched.
***
Sora woke up again, sweating profusely and sick of the nigihtmares.
"Ahhh!" he yelled out to no one.
Riku burst through the door.
"Sora, are you okay!?"
Sora grabbed his throat when he came near.
"Y-you bastard!"
"What did I do?" Riku asked
Sora slowly took off his hands.
"Sorry about that, Riku. It's just that I was having all these nightmares where you did horrible things to me."
"That time's over now, Sora. It's morning, we're having a party!"
"Great!"
Riku walked towards the door.
"We've got lots of chips . . . "
"Cool"
"But we forgot the dip"
"AHHHH!"
***
Sora woke up again, clutching his heart, and pinching himself just to make sure that it wasn't a nightmare.
The real Riku arrives.
"Sora, why are you screaming?" he asked from the door.
"N-nightmares!" Sora gasped out.
"Is that all?"
"I don't know what caused it! It couldn't have been those nightmare pills I"ve been taking!"
Riku got incredibly lazy eyes.
"Wow Sora, I don't know what could have happened" he said sarcastically.
"I'm so miserable I wish I never existed!"
"Don't say that!" Riku started.
"If you never existed, then who would the flies follow?"
Sora looked at Riku angrily.
"I was just kidding! Go on back to sleep, you know we have school today. You're just lucky Tidus let us use his room." Riku said while yawning, dimming the lights and climbing into a sleeping bag.
"Aren't we going on a field trip to the husky-pork industry?" Sora asked, yawning and falling into a deep sleep.
"Yeah, we can question the manager, maybe. We can also tell them to stop manufacturing those gophers! They keep diggin' up my yard!"
" . . . Riku, Husky-Pork Inc. doesn't manufacture gophers."
". . . I knew that! I was just testing your intelligence, I'm really part of an organization, top secret with a password and everything. We wanted to recruit you, Sora."
"Password, huh? What is it?"
"Uh, its Lion's den of the marked pants of the panda to the power of hockey- puck's eleventy-seven."
"You just made that up!" Sora accused.
"No I didn't!"
"Then say it again!"
"Uh, Marked panda's gym shorts . . . "
"Hah!"
"Just go to sleep, Sora!" Riku exclaimed, laying his head back.
"And going to Husky-Pork industries might be a lethal mistake! We could go insane"
"We won't go insane . . . " Sora muttered through sleep.
"That's what your dad said."
"What!?"
"Nothing."
The two finally sunk into a sleep and didn't notice the large figure looming in through the window . . .
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AN: Another one down. Sora, Riku, and a few others are going to find the truth behind the husky-pork scandal once and for all. Will that be the end? Of course not!