The Adventures of Riku and Sora
A Blue Dragon Fic
X
Tidus and Riku sat in their section of the classroom, talking with the rest of their classmates. It was before the bell, and Sora had just showed up, sitting next to Riku and behind Tidus.
Sora was whistling "Simple and Clean" and polishing the keyblade that he refused to part with, and Riku turned to him.
"We can take that field trip to the Husky-Pork Inc. and finally find out what's going on."
Sora stopped whistling and nodded.
"I bet they put illegal addictive drugs in it . . . " he began.
"That make people crazy?" Tidus asked, turning around.
Sora growled heavily.
"Tidus, I swear . . . "
"I'm sorry" Tidus said quickly. "Your dad was ALREADY crazy."
Sora just shook his head.
The bell rang, and Mrs. Osterot walked through the door, straightening out her glasses. Within two seconds, every male except Sora and Riku dove up to her desk and smothered her with fruit baskets, chocolates, candy-canes, love letters, perfume, and a Barry White tape.
Mrs. Osterot cleared her throat and set all of the gifts next to her desk.
"Boys, I am very flattered but I am married!"
They guys groaned as they headed back to their seats. When Tidus sat back down, Riku glared at him.
"You! You need to stop hitting on my mom!"
"Why? Jealous?"
Riku sighed.
"Tidus, I am not in love with my own mother. And secondly, I read your love letter and heart isn't spelled H-A-R-T."
Tidus looked down, blushing.
"Students." Mrs. Osterot said after finishing the attendance sheet.
"We have a new student today, her name is Lulu . . . "
*A fire engine roars by, drowning out all sound*
Mrs. Osterot looks around.
"Anyway, her last name was . . ."
*An ambulance roars by, drowning out all sound*
Mrs. Osterot looked flustered and was about to yell out her name, and then a fireman and paramedic come to the door and put there hands across their throats in the universal death sign, and then leave.
The door opened and Lulu walked in, her black dress dragging the floor.
"Please, introduce yourself!" Mrs. Osterot requested in a friendly tone.
"I am called Latria Malinda Unada Necrium Adirondria Gartina Esteves Lazizi Trarinda Riniadado, but the Lords of Darkness call me Lulu"
*All flowers in the room die, lighting strikes in the background, a horse starts squalling, a car crashes, and the lights temporarily go out*
Lulu turned into a shadow and slithered to the back of the room, and then reappeared in a seat.
Mrs. Osterot blinked.
"Alright . . . well, class, today we are scheduled to visit the Husky-Pork Corporation, so let's not waste any time!"
*The class cheers and forms a friggin' stampede out of the door and through the halls, creating a public disturbance and ripping up the floor as they run as Mrs. Osterot simply relaxes in her desk and Lulu slithers out of the window to the front of the bus.*
Lulu was of course to walk across the grassy lawn of the front of the school, and into the bus where she took a nice seat in the back where none of the nimrod kids were likely to disturb her.
In one point five seconds, the bus was filled with noisy kids, and Riku and Sora rushed to the back next to Lulu, on the left seat while Lulu was on the right. Tidus sat at the seat in front of Lulu and looked back at her.
"Lulu! Long time no see!" he said, extending his hand.
"Whatever" she mumbled staring at him with her blank, red eyes.
"You're lookin' good" Tidus tried.
This time she completely ignored him.
Riku had the window seat, and was looking outside the whole time as the bus began to move.
"What's wrong, Riku?" Sora asked him.
"I've never had this bus driver, and I've heard he's really wild."
"Don't worry about it, it'll be fine." Sora comforted, putting a hand on his shoulder.
The bus driver sped up, turning a wild left and hitting a fire hydrant and one car, throwing everyone to the right of the bus, and Lulu was squashed by Sora's rear. Then the driver drove up a ramp and landed on a police car, turning a crazy right sending Lulu's shoe into Riku's eye, and then up another ramp that made the kids scream as they banged their heads on the top. Then the bus began driving on the sidewalk, pedestrians diving out of the way, after which the bus went back to the street and ran over a Popsicle Stand.
"He blew that Popsicle Stand!" Tidus yelled.
The bus slammed through a store, and a whole stand of Kit Kat bars flew into the windows.
"Give me a break!" yelled Sora, exasperated.
The bus barreled again down the street.
"This sucks!" Riku and Sora both yelled, just as the bus full of screaming kids barreled through a cellular phone company.
"Do we think alike or what?" asked Riku.
Finally, the driver brought the bus to a halt and everyone in the bus flew over the seats and through the windshield, except the bus driver who sped off.
The kids ran off screaming in separate directions.
"Yes! Husky-Pork Inc!" Sora yelled.
*Triumphant Fanfare music plays in the background, and Sora's face suddenly turns sour*
"Riku, will you turn that down!?"
Riku blushed and turned off the boom box, kicking it away into the shadows.
Tidus and Lulu dusted themselves off, just as another crazy bus pulled up and sent kids flying through the windshield, and then sped off and turned the corner, screams echoing out as it did.
Kids scattered in all directions once again, and Sora noticed they were from Destiny Islands Private School.
Riku stared up and noticed the large building in front of him, an he also noticed that most all of the kids were rushing off of the complex, and when he tried to do the same the gates closed, locking him, Sora, Tidus, and Lulu inside.
Three others walked up that were immediately recognized as Lisa, Wakka, and Selphie.
"Lisa!" Riku squeaked.
"Oh no" she was tackled by Riku and pinned to a stone wall, where he started smothering her with kisses and suffocating her, and her face turned a shade of red, then blue, and then a lovely shade or purple.
"Ri . . . ku" she gasped as she was mercilessly smothered.
Riku finally decided it was time to let go of her, and she dusted off her shirt and glared at him.
"You should give me proper warning when you're going to hug me!"
"Whatever for?" Riku asked.
"So I can get my pepper spray."
"I'm only being polite!"
"Be polite to my guts!"
"Sorry . . . " he walked off as if he were about to cry, and Lisa sighed and followed him.
Wakka walked over to Lulu and gave her a bouquet of flowers from behind his back.
"I got dese for ya!" he said proudly.
Lulu growled and took them, and they immediately turned black and withered away.
"Ahh, a feisty one" purred Wakka.
Lulu just stared at him and walked off.
"Husky-Pork industries! Lets go in!" Sora yelled. "We're the only kids here!"
Sora immediately started walking, but Riku grabbed him.
"Hey hey! We have to infiltrate!"
"What?"
"Come on Sora, costumes!"
*007 music starts playing, and Riku appears out of nowhere in a sharp black tux, pulls out two .357's, then holsters them, and puts on sunglasses*
" . . . Riku, how'd you do that?" Sora asked him.
"Just imagine it, this is showbiz"
*They both look at the screen and get creepy looks*
*The theme from Peter Gunn begins to play, and then Sora materializes an AN- 94 machine gun and a bright white suit equipped with the shoes and tie*
"Let me try!" Tidus immediately joined in.
*The theme from Mission Impossible started to play, and Tidus slips into a sleek black tuxedo, flips around a P90 on his finger and tucks it into his pocket, grinning, and slicking back his hair.*
Wakka blinked at the three sharp dressed men.
"What are you guys doing? You don't need all that fancy stuff to infiltrate a place! All you need is a hairpin and fish paste!"
Tidus straightened the rose on his suit and blinked at him.
"How would those help?"
Selphie walked around to the back of Tidus.
"These suits still have the price tags on 'em, and they cost less than five bucks! Are they economy suits or what?"
Tidus made the "shh" sign and put an arm over Selphie's shoulder.
"Are we here to talk or to infiltrate?"
The eight made their way to the gigantic entrance, except for Lulu who seemed to be cursing things and turning them black, then slithering around in shadow form and scaring the heck out of things.
When they reached the double-door entrance, Sora stopped them.
"Let me go in first, and then I'll tell you guys if its safe."
They nodded, and he headed inside, surprised to find only a secretary reading a magazine and polishing her nails.
"Hey! Can I see the president of this company?"
She pointed to the waiting room in the next room, and Sora hesitantly went in.
"I wonder how long they make us wait . . . "
He noticed a skeleton in a business suit sitting next to him.
"Ahhh!"
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AN: One of the final chapters in the husky-pork saga of this fic. This is my biggest update since Normandy, and with this chapter I have put up the latest chapter of my Final Fantasy crossover (Fantasy Thunder) and the first chapter of my FFX fic, chronicling Braska's pilgrimage with Jecht and Auron, so read if you're interested.
A Blue Dragon Fic
X
Tidus and Riku sat in their section of the classroom, talking with the rest of their classmates. It was before the bell, and Sora had just showed up, sitting next to Riku and behind Tidus.
Sora was whistling "Simple and Clean" and polishing the keyblade that he refused to part with, and Riku turned to him.
"We can take that field trip to the Husky-Pork Inc. and finally find out what's going on."
Sora stopped whistling and nodded.
"I bet they put illegal addictive drugs in it . . . " he began.
"That make people crazy?" Tidus asked, turning around.
Sora growled heavily.
"Tidus, I swear . . . "
"I'm sorry" Tidus said quickly. "Your dad was ALREADY crazy."
Sora just shook his head.
The bell rang, and Mrs. Osterot walked through the door, straightening out her glasses. Within two seconds, every male except Sora and Riku dove up to her desk and smothered her with fruit baskets, chocolates, candy-canes, love letters, perfume, and a Barry White tape.
Mrs. Osterot cleared her throat and set all of the gifts next to her desk.
"Boys, I am very flattered but I am married!"
They guys groaned as they headed back to their seats. When Tidus sat back down, Riku glared at him.
"You! You need to stop hitting on my mom!"
"Why? Jealous?"
Riku sighed.
"Tidus, I am not in love with my own mother. And secondly, I read your love letter and heart isn't spelled H-A-R-T."
Tidus looked down, blushing.
"Students." Mrs. Osterot said after finishing the attendance sheet.
"We have a new student today, her name is Lulu . . . "
*A fire engine roars by, drowning out all sound*
Mrs. Osterot looks around.
"Anyway, her last name was . . ."
*An ambulance roars by, drowning out all sound*
Mrs. Osterot looked flustered and was about to yell out her name, and then a fireman and paramedic come to the door and put there hands across their throats in the universal death sign, and then leave.
The door opened and Lulu walked in, her black dress dragging the floor.
"Please, introduce yourself!" Mrs. Osterot requested in a friendly tone.
"I am called Latria Malinda Unada Necrium Adirondria Gartina Esteves Lazizi Trarinda Riniadado, but the Lords of Darkness call me Lulu"
*All flowers in the room die, lighting strikes in the background, a horse starts squalling, a car crashes, and the lights temporarily go out*
Lulu turned into a shadow and slithered to the back of the room, and then reappeared in a seat.
Mrs. Osterot blinked.
"Alright . . . well, class, today we are scheduled to visit the Husky-Pork Corporation, so let's not waste any time!"
*The class cheers and forms a friggin' stampede out of the door and through the halls, creating a public disturbance and ripping up the floor as they run as Mrs. Osterot simply relaxes in her desk and Lulu slithers out of the window to the front of the bus.*
Lulu was of course to walk across the grassy lawn of the front of the school, and into the bus where she took a nice seat in the back where none of the nimrod kids were likely to disturb her.
In one point five seconds, the bus was filled with noisy kids, and Riku and Sora rushed to the back next to Lulu, on the left seat while Lulu was on the right. Tidus sat at the seat in front of Lulu and looked back at her.
"Lulu! Long time no see!" he said, extending his hand.
"Whatever" she mumbled staring at him with her blank, red eyes.
"You're lookin' good" Tidus tried.
This time she completely ignored him.
Riku had the window seat, and was looking outside the whole time as the bus began to move.
"What's wrong, Riku?" Sora asked him.
"I've never had this bus driver, and I've heard he's really wild."
"Don't worry about it, it'll be fine." Sora comforted, putting a hand on his shoulder.
The bus driver sped up, turning a wild left and hitting a fire hydrant and one car, throwing everyone to the right of the bus, and Lulu was squashed by Sora's rear. Then the driver drove up a ramp and landed on a police car, turning a crazy right sending Lulu's shoe into Riku's eye, and then up another ramp that made the kids scream as they banged their heads on the top. Then the bus began driving on the sidewalk, pedestrians diving out of the way, after which the bus went back to the street and ran over a Popsicle Stand.
"He blew that Popsicle Stand!" Tidus yelled.
The bus slammed through a store, and a whole stand of Kit Kat bars flew into the windows.
"Give me a break!" yelled Sora, exasperated.
The bus barreled again down the street.
"This sucks!" Riku and Sora both yelled, just as the bus full of screaming kids barreled through a cellular phone company.
"Do we think alike or what?" asked Riku.
Finally, the driver brought the bus to a halt and everyone in the bus flew over the seats and through the windshield, except the bus driver who sped off.
The kids ran off screaming in separate directions.
"Yes! Husky-Pork Inc!" Sora yelled.
*Triumphant Fanfare music plays in the background, and Sora's face suddenly turns sour*
"Riku, will you turn that down!?"
Riku blushed and turned off the boom box, kicking it away into the shadows.
Tidus and Lulu dusted themselves off, just as another crazy bus pulled up and sent kids flying through the windshield, and then sped off and turned the corner, screams echoing out as it did.
Kids scattered in all directions once again, and Sora noticed they were from Destiny Islands Private School.
Riku stared up and noticed the large building in front of him, an he also noticed that most all of the kids were rushing off of the complex, and when he tried to do the same the gates closed, locking him, Sora, Tidus, and Lulu inside.
Three others walked up that were immediately recognized as Lisa, Wakka, and Selphie.
"Lisa!" Riku squeaked.
"Oh no" she was tackled by Riku and pinned to a stone wall, where he started smothering her with kisses and suffocating her, and her face turned a shade of red, then blue, and then a lovely shade or purple.
"Ri . . . ku" she gasped as she was mercilessly smothered.
Riku finally decided it was time to let go of her, and she dusted off her shirt and glared at him.
"You should give me proper warning when you're going to hug me!"
"Whatever for?" Riku asked.
"So I can get my pepper spray."
"I'm only being polite!"
"Be polite to my guts!"
"Sorry . . . " he walked off as if he were about to cry, and Lisa sighed and followed him.
Wakka walked over to Lulu and gave her a bouquet of flowers from behind his back.
"I got dese for ya!" he said proudly.
Lulu growled and took them, and they immediately turned black and withered away.
"Ahh, a feisty one" purred Wakka.
Lulu just stared at him and walked off.
"Husky-Pork industries! Lets go in!" Sora yelled. "We're the only kids here!"
Sora immediately started walking, but Riku grabbed him.
"Hey hey! We have to infiltrate!"
"What?"
"Come on Sora, costumes!"
*007 music starts playing, and Riku appears out of nowhere in a sharp black tux, pulls out two .357's, then holsters them, and puts on sunglasses*
" . . . Riku, how'd you do that?" Sora asked him.
"Just imagine it, this is showbiz"
*They both look at the screen and get creepy looks*
*The theme from Peter Gunn begins to play, and then Sora materializes an AN- 94 machine gun and a bright white suit equipped with the shoes and tie*
"Let me try!" Tidus immediately joined in.
*The theme from Mission Impossible started to play, and Tidus slips into a sleek black tuxedo, flips around a P90 on his finger and tucks it into his pocket, grinning, and slicking back his hair.*
Wakka blinked at the three sharp dressed men.
"What are you guys doing? You don't need all that fancy stuff to infiltrate a place! All you need is a hairpin and fish paste!"
Tidus straightened the rose on his suit and blinked at him.
"How would those help?"
Selphie walked around to the back of Tidus.
"These suits still have the price tags on 'em, and they cost less than five bucks! Are they economy suits or what?"
Tidus made the "shh" sign and put an arm over Selphie's shoulder.
"Are we here to talk or to infiltrate?"
The eight made their way to the gigantic entrance, except for Lulu who seemed to be cursing things and turning them black, then slithering around in shadow form and scaring the heck out of things.
When they reached the double-door entrance, Sora stopped them.
"Let me go in first, and then I'll tell you guys if its safe."
They nodded, and he headed inside, surprised to find only a secretary reading a magazine and polishing her nails.
"Hey! Can I see the president of this company?"
She pointed to the waiting room in the next room, and Sora hesitantly went in.
"I wonder how long they make us wait . . . "
He noticed a skeleton in a business suit sitting next to him.
"Ahhh!"
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AN: One of the final chapters in the husky-pork saga of this fic. This is my biggest update since Normandy, and with this chapter I have put up the latest chapter of my Final Fantasy crossover (Fantasy Thunder) and the first chapter of my FFX fic, chronicling Braska's pilgrimage with Jecht and Auron, so read if you're interested.