"NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!" My eyes welled up as Cloud, Vincent and Red XIII crumbled to the floor. Dead. Sephiroth had an insanely annoying smirk on his face as the credits rolled up the screen.

I felt like crying so took all my anger out on the floor by banging the controller mentally.

"Great!" I hissed, kinda pissed off, "Now I'm gonna have to start this putrid game AGAIN!"

My sister Rosie walked in the room, balancing five cups of coffee. "Haven't you got anything better to do with your time then play that dumb game?" She rolled her eyes, "It's so immature."

"Let's watch South Park." Laurence suggested.

Amy and Laurence were both lounging around on the sofa while I was lying on my stomach on the floor. Amy adjusted her 'emo' (hehe) glasses and glanced at Laurence. They both burst out laughing. Seriously, I think they're mental.

"Hey Katie, y'know even FREYA can kill Sephiroth…" Amy said between laughing her arse off, "And she's…she's five!" I just glared. Sometimes my friends don't really act like my friends. But hey, what can you do.

"Shurrup..." I crawled over to the playstation and opened it up. Suddenly my black bracelet got stuck on that doohickey that whirls around when you play games. Hey I'm not very technical okay? "Oh my gawd!"

I tugged but it wouldn't shift, "OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODHELPME!" My free hand was waving around at all angles. Laurence had jumped up from the couch and was TRYING to help me.

"Stop thrashing around!" He yelled. Meanwhile Amy was almost choking with laughter.

Rosie was still standing there, carrying all the mugs. My hand hit the back of her knee and we all watched in slow-mo, mouth open as the coffee went flying and splashed all over the playstation.

Ah crap.

There was a really loud crackling noise. Hey, even I'm smart enough to know that water and electrics don't mix very well. I was thrown backwards and there was a huge white flash. And my last thought before I was knocked out cold?

'Aww… I hate the colour white…'

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"Owie… my head…" I had a putrid headache. I seemed to be lying on my back, on some sort of soft thing. Hospital bed? Man, I hate hospitals. I have so many accidents I seem to be in and out of casualty…

My eyes snapped open. I wasn't lying on a BED I was laying on a bed of flowers! Putrid flowers! They always seem to get the better of me…

I hoisted myself upright and my heart almost stopped. My hair… was brown. Well, a light chestnutty colour anyway. Before it was a sort of bluey-black colour from when I'd tried to dye it purple and it went a bit wrong…

"Oh…kay…" I took a few wobbly steps forward, crushing the flowers with my boots. That was another weird thing, I noted. The pink bunny slippers were gone.

So was my precious lip-ring and, I looked at my wrist in horror, my murderdolls tattoo. In fact, all my tattoos had gone. Hey, I didn't know electricity was so powerful. I should have paid more attention in science class.

But then I caught sight of my reflection in a stained glass window. The room began to spin.

"HOLY SHITE!" I screamed, "I'm AERIS!" I hate Aeris. I find all the singing and flowering and stupid magical limit breaks all very… putrid. I prefer Vincent hehe. "I'm… Aeris!"

Yup. I had a long braid, pink dress and the big stick thing to prove it. This isn't happening… this isn't happening… OH MY GAWD!

'Okay… calm down…' I reassured myself, 'you're only a teenage girl stuck in a video game as the character you most hate. Just keep your head down and make slowly for the exit…'

No time for that! Before I could even make it halfway across the church I heard a yelling sound. I looked up, mouth wide open, as a familiar blonde swordsman crashed through the roof…

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