Moi: I don't own FFVII! Duh. if I did I'd be SO rich I'd become the queen of England and add two more consonants (F and C) to the UK to make my favourite word. Aw come on, work it out people!

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I manically fanned my hands over Cloud's face. He didn't move a muscle.

"Aw, please don't die on me! Please! I don't want to be alone in this… game!" I screamed. Suddenly, one of his freakish blue eyes snapped open. He frowned, I grinned.

"YAYNESS!" I flung my arms round him and his eyes bugged out, "I'm so happy you're not dead!"

Cloud sat up and rubbed his head, "uh… where am I?" He glanced up at the ceiling where there was a massive Cloud-shaped hole in it. "That was some fall, huh?"

I tried to remember what Aeris said in the game but it was so long I'd played that bit that I'd totally forgot! Scratching the back of my neck Cloud-style, I grinned trying to look happy and cheery like a flower girl would.

"Uhm… you're in a church full of putri- I mean, pretty flowers, darlin'!" I chirped in a high pitched voice that wasn't me, "Teeheehee." Uh… neither was giggling.

The blonde raised an eyebrow, "Okay… what's your name?"

"Aeris!" I clapped a hand over my mouth the moment it had come out. I was GOING to say Katie but… it didn't seem right. Now I wish I hadn't of! 'Aeris' sounded too much like… uh… Airhead. "noit'snot!" I blurted.

Cloud looked pretty confuzzled, "So uhm… what IS your name then?"

"Aeris."

"But you said…"

"Don't worry bout it, Cloud, never mind what I said."

This wasn't going very well…

"How did you know my name was Cloud?" Grinning, an evil look was in my eyes. I love my evil look! It was gonna be so fun, I mean; I knew everything about these people. I played the game non-stop without eating or sleeping after all!

"I have psychic powers wooooooooooo!" I waggled my fingers around my head in a weirdo way, "I also know you come from Nibelheim."

He rubbed his head manically, "Uh… I must have hit my head on the way down…" He drew his sword and headed for the exit, "Anyway, see you around Aeris." Before he could make it to the door, I grabbed his arm and jerked him back.

"Wait!" I ordered, "I need a bodyguard!" Yes, even I'd admitted it! "This world is dangerous kinda place. I'm only a flower girl after all." Looking up at him with massive green eyes seemed to do the trick. He softened.

"Okay, okay." He smiled, "Let's go then."

"GREAT!" I felt totally relieved that I was getting out of here. The pink flowers were very unnerving, "Let's go and get some fried chicken and beer, I'm starving and I've been sober for hours. Oh… oh… and do you have those chicken wrap thingys here? Mmm-mmm."

My rambling about yummy food was interrupted when a redhead stepped in my path. Ah crap, I'd totally forgotten about the Turks. In reality, Reno kinda looked like someone I fancied in year 2. He broke my heart.

"Hey sister-"

"Uhm… LEG IT!" I grabbed Cloud's arm and ran across the flowerbed, through the door and out into the actual church-y bit.

"Aeris! What the hell?"

What can I say? I don't like conflict.

"I'm… sorry… bout… that…" I panted, pegging it up to the big tube and looking down at him, "Hurry up then, are you coming or what?"

Suddenly, a group of soldiers in blue uniform ran in and pointed their guns. I looked over my shoulder to see what they were aiming at. Gawd, I tell ya sometimes my brain goes on holiday.

"Get the ancient!" I didn't need to be told twice. Bullets pummeled the metal tube somewhere near my feet and I jumped up in the air to get out the way. Unfortunately, this was the wrong move. My dress got tangled up around my feet and I slid, face-first, down the pipe screaming and swearing.

The soldiers looked at each other.

"Wow I've never heard a flower-girl say THAT before..."

I looked up, rubbing my butt, and saw that Cloud had already taken out most of the soldiers and was running towards me.

"GAAAAAAAAHHH! HELP!" I ran like I'd never ran before. Okay, so running wasn't my strongest point. At school, I'd always bunk off PE and hide in the ladies toilets or something until the horrific incident (such as uhm... cross-country :shudder:) was over. Aeris sure can go.

Finally, we made it onto the roof.

"oh...my...bloody... gawd..." I grasped my knees, gasping for breath. Cloud slapped my back, "OUCH! I'm not choking, dumbarse!" Standing up, I scanned the horizon. Blimey, Midgar sure was a lot realer than I thought it was.

"Uhm... my house is over there-ish." I pointed to a random place, "Let's go quick, before those putrid Turks come back."

Cloud laughed, "Putrid? That's a cool word. Putr-" I interrupted him by slapping him upside the head, "What was that for?"

"That's my word!" I declared, "I copyright it! Come on then, are you comin' back to my place or what?" The flowery voice had totally gone. And by the time I'd turned around, so had Cloud.

"HHHEEEEEEYYY!"

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Moi: Sorry I had to end it quick, but I'm going in the bath so uhm... r&r people! I'm not gonna make any more chapters until I get more reviews.