Chapter 6, The Champ IS Back
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; 8:00pm
It's Friday and you know what that means Smackdown! comes to Philadelphia to introduce the fate of their hometown hero the Anarky and the debut of Friday night Smackdown!.
"Last week was a devastating debut for Philadelphia's hometown hero the Anarky, where in New York City the newcomer Anarky and Rey Mysterio took down JBL & Orlando Jordan in a No Holds Barred tag-team match." Cole stated.
"And after the match he startlingly called out the Legend Killer, Randy Orton. Challenging him to a 20 minute time limit match he declared that he could defeat him in a lesser time than that," Tazz responded.
"Well let's get on with the first match of the night the twenty minute time limit match between Randy Orton and the Anarky," Cole said.
A new theme song for the Anarky came on 'Time to fly now, gotta get high now, it ain't time to die now.'
"Making his way to the ring weighing 275 pounds from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The Anarky."
Anarky came out dressed in a black fitted hat, a black 'Survivors' t-shirt, his 'A' chain, his Anarky shorts, and his black and red Air force ones.
He ran into the ring and held his hands up in pride just like John Cena "If North sides in da house say Hell yeah," he shouted.
"HELL YEAH," the fans shouted.
"If da South sides in da house say Hell yeah,"
"HELL YEAH," the crowd roared back.
"This is my hometown and if yall's my peeps let me here ya say HELL YEAH."
"HELL YEAH," the people shouted.
"I'm gonna pick one a yall ta watch me beat the shit out of Randy Orton," Anarky said.
At that many fans from Philly all shouted and stood up to be chosen. Anarky's eyes swept over the crowd until his eyes came to rest on a young woman. She had nice long black hair, brown eyes, and a smooth caramel colored skin tone. She was wearing a black shirt and a black leather jacket over top of it. She also had on black leather jeans, and black combat boots. He walked over to the woman and helped her over the barracade.
"What's your name," he asked as they both stood in the center of the ring.
"Jasmine Eason," the woman exclamed.
"Now on the count of three alla yall say Randy Orton's a BITCH. Ready 1, 2..."
Before he can finish Randy Orton's theme music comes on and out he walks with Hall of Famer Cowboy Bob Orton his father.
"Making his way to the ring weighing 245 pounds from St. Louis, Missouri. Randy Orton and his father Hall of Famer Cowboy Bob Orton,"
Anarky took off his shirt and 'A' chain handing them to an announcer.
"This match is scheduled for one fall. Time limit 20 minutes,"
Randy gets into the ring and the ref starts the match. The young woman gets out and watches the match ringside.
Anarky quickly shuffles into action watching closely as Randy quickly moved into action. Randy grabbed Anarky and got him into a head lock. Anarky countered by doing a 'German Supplex'.
Anarky grinned at the sight of Randy rolling on the ground in pain. Anarky picked up Randy and tossed him into the ropes.
Bouncing back he ducked under a closeline and bouncing into the ropes. Bouncing back he ran into
a devastating elbow. Randy fell down immediately.
Commercial break
With only seventeen minutes to go Anarky gets Randy in a move similar to the 'Walls of Jericho'. Randy's face contorts in aggony as his legs are pulled back almost up to his head. Randy unable to get out has no choice but to tap out.
And that's just what he does. 'DING! DING! DING!'
'And here's your winner at five minutes! THE ANARKY!' and the crowd went nuts.
"Like I told ya Randy I can kill off the self proclamed legend of the Legend Killer Randy Orton in 20 minutes flat!" Anarky shouted and walked off the stage.
"Well that was an unexpected turn of events for Philly's hometown hero," Cole explains.
"I agree, but you have to remember the Anarky is a former amateur boxer, three time All State Wrestling Champion, and a Military School kickboxing Champion." Tazz retorted.
Then came on Teddy Long's theme music, as he and Palmer Cannon walked out and got into the ring.
"I have a special announcement," Teddy said "Tonight there will be a Royal Rumble for the new 'WWE Street Fight Championship', now please welcome our newest Smackdown! superstars from New York City weighing at 265lbs, the Bull Dog. From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Jazzy Jasmine Eason. From San Diego, California weighing 185lbsEric Speed. From San Francisco, California Jessica Tombstone Patterson. From San Jose, California Sapphire "Blue Eyes" Jones. From New York City weighing 220lbs Johnny Flare and from Salt Lake City, Utah Jessica Tombstone."
First came the Bull Dog he was an african american with black/brown hair and brown eyes. He stood at about 5'10" and was wearing a black t-shirt with the letters 'NYC BULL DOG' in bold print each with the letters being blue, he also wore blue jean shorts, and a pair of blue and black sneakers.
'I don't play by the rules that's just for fools. You wanna challenge me don't be cryin' if you lose.''
He ran into the ring and did a small 'Striper Dance' skit(see the movie RIZE).
Then out came the 5'4" Jazzy Jasmine Eason, and what a surprise it was the same woman who was in the crowd during Anarky's match.
'Ride me all day and all night my moves'll explode like dynamite. You want a match yall can't feel me, my man's the one that can feel on me.'
With that she walks out running down the ramp and towards the ring, she slides under the top rope and stands up. She does an entertaining split in the center of the ring.
A car's engine revs up and then came the words 'I'm in the fast lane boy. Shift the gears, turn up the nitro. It's the fast class boy, you don't wanna fight 'cause I got you in my sights yo.'
With his entrance music sounding out came a personal fully customized all terrain Enzo Ferrari that was red with chrome/tinted/sprewell's, tinted windows, and orange flames painted on the front, side, and tires. With his entrance over out stepped the 5',9" Eric Speed who had dark sandy brown/blonde hair. He was wearing a pair of black sunglasses with the arms in the form of flames, a black t-shirt that said 'BAD BOYS TOYS', black jean shorts with flames on them, black sketchers with flames on them, and black arm bands with the words 'SPEED KING' on them in silver.
Speed ran into the ring and did a few moves from 'You Got Served'.
Then revving motorcycle engines sound off and out rode the 5'3" Princess Patterson who was caramel skin tone with light red hair. She was wearing a black biker leather outfit with black combat boots, and black fingerless black leather gloves.
She parks her bike in front of the ramp. She gets off her bike and slides seductively into the ring. She gets into the ring and blows kisses at the audience.
'Man it's 1 in the mornin' the rain is poorin' why you gotta talk about my town U racist bitch is it 'cuz I'm brown? I ride on 24's you're a bitch you ride on George Bushes dicks U American pricks.'
With the start of her entrance music out came Sapphire "Blue Eyes" Jones who was a dark skinned woman with black hair, and blue contacts. She was wearing a sapphire blue tank top, powder blue mini-skirt, and sky blue boots. She ran into the ring and did a sexy cartwheel in the center of the ring.
Then a revised version of 'Okay' came on and out ran the hip-hop dressed wrestler who was obviously the 6',0" tall Johnny Flare.
'Death Waits for No One.'
At that out walked the 5'7" Jessica Tombstone. She wore a black and silver mask similar to Rey Mysterio's except it had a crossbone skull in the center and at the sides, she also wore a black t-shirt that said 'DEATH WAITS FOR NO ONE' in white on the front and the words 'EXCEPT 4 U' on the back, black sweat pants with a cobwebb pattern on it, and black sneakers. Her hair which was brown stuck out of the back of the mask, and her eyes which had contacts in them were slitted like a cats.
"Now that you get to see our newest Smackdown! superstars each one will go up in a match against these radomly selected superstars. It will be Princess and Jessica Tombstone vs Stacy Keibler and Candice Michelle for the 'Inner City Womens Tag-Team' title. Jazzy Jasmine Eason vs Michelle McCool for the 'Womens Inner City' championship. Eric Speed vs Nunzio for the 'Cruiser Weight' title. Bull Dog vs Vito for the 'World Heavyweight Inner City' championship. Johnny Flare vs Ken Kennedy for the 'Cruiserweight Inner City' championship. And Sapphire Jones vs Melina and Jillian in a Handicap match"
The whole crowd burst into applause but Teddy wasn't finished there "And as part of our Friday night Smackdown! debut I would like to welcome back the 'WWE Champion' John Cena to Smackdown, who will take place in the Royal Rumble for the 'United States Inner City Championship'." and out ran the 'WWE champion'.
Commercial Break
Back with Tazz & Cole the two Smackdown! ringside announcers were talking about the return of the 'WWE Champion' John Cena.
"Welcome back to Friday night Smackdown! where just moments ago the 'WWE Champion' John Cena made a startling return. What do you think the champ. will do now that he's back?" Cole asked.
"Well for starters try and win the Royal Rumble for the 'US Inner City Championship' title," Tazz said.
"Up next is the match between Rey Mysterio and Christian," Cole announced as Rey Mysterio's theme song came on.
'Whose that jumpin' out the sky'
"Making his way to the ring weighing 165lbs from San Diego, California! Rey Mysterio!"
Then Christian's theme music came on.
"Weighing 235lbs from Toronto, Canada! Christian!"
And out came the smug "Captain Charisma".
In the ring Rey and Christian start their match. Christian throws Rey into the ropes and Rey bounces back. Christian goes in for a 'Clothes Line' but Mysterio ducks and kicks Christian's left calf. Christian falls to his knee clutching his calf Rey runs back into the ropes and gives Christian a 'Drop Kick' to his back. Christian falls into the ropes and Mysterio lines up for a '619' but the sound of both MNM and the Mexicools theme music come on and out run the former 'Tag-team Champions'
Mercury & Nitro and Juventud, Psicosis, and Super Crazy.
They all viciously begin to attack the attacking Rey Mysterio beating him senselessly.
"And heres your winner by disqualification Rey Mysterio,"
Even after Rey had won the match the five kept on attacking Rey.
Then out came Anarky, Bull Dog, Jazzy, Princess, Sapphire Jones , Tombstone, Johnny Flare, and Eric Speed who broke up the five attacking superstars. Anarky helped Rey up and grinned angrily "You wanna attack my Amigo's you Bontas(Bitches) then how 'bout you take on me, Bull Dog, Johnny Flare, Eric Speed, Tombstone, and Rey Mysterio in a twelve man mixed tag match at the 'October- Fest' wrestling Halloween celebration in San Diego, California next month!" he shouted.
After a few seconds of silence Mercury said "Fine we accept your challenge. By next month we'll crush all six of you." and the five of them walked out.
Then the nine superstars helped Rey out of the ring.
Backstage;
Orlando Jordan is mouthing off to Funaki about how good at wrestling he was when Hardcore Holly had been walking by.
"Hey Orlando you're such a good wrestler aren't you well why don't you prove how good a wrestler you are by going up against me right here and right now," he says patting the surprized Jordan on the back "See you in the ring." Holly adds as he walks away towards the ring.
In Teddy Long's office;
Teddy and Palmer Cannon had been discussing the match ups for the 'October Fest' celebration in San Diego.
"Well it would be a great match to have the Tag-team champions Heidenreich and Animal face Frankie Kazarian and Randy Orton for their 'Tag-Team Championships'," says Palmer Cannon.
"Well that seems like a good match up it would say "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton vs "The Future" Frankie Kazarian.
Both of them nod and agree as they think of another good match up for 'October Fest'.
Back at the ring;
Orlando Jordan struggles against Hardcore Holly's impressive in-ring wrestling skills as he takes a full 'Suplex' to the spine.
Holly gets down for the count but Orlando kicks out before the one count. Standing up Orlando gives Holly a thumb to the eyes and lands an impressive yet devastating 'reverse STO' on Holly.
Holly lies in the ring in pain as Orlando pins him.
"1, 2..."
Hardcore Holly kicks out, causing Orlando to lose his footing as he slips and falls. Holly picks Jordan up and delivers several chops to his chest. Orlando shouts in pain as Holly finishes him off with a devastating 'Alabama Slam'. Hardcore pins the amateur boxer Orlando.
"1, 2, 3! DING-DING-DING!"
"And here's your winner Hardcore Holly," and Holly's music comes on. The crowd goes wild in the excitement of the match.
Holly walks out of the ring.
to be continued
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Well that's the end of Chapter 6 here comes Chapter 7, and the matches for the Inner City championship titles are about to begin.