Hello Y'alls! We're rolling right into the next one! Dedicated to and inspired by Dark Magician Girl of Chaos.
Disclaimer: Saying I own Yu-Gi-Oh is like saying I own Blimpie or Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends or a car. All ridiculous and near-impossible.
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--Yugi, This is NOT a good idea,-- I insist as gently as I can through our mind link. Yugi gives me a stern look.
-You're just saying that cause she called you a whore,- he says consumptiously. I couldn't help it, I shot him a bitter glare. -Yami, look at her!- he snapped. I looked at her.
She was on that Ra forsaken contraption of a phone. She was sobbing, mascara running down her face in streaks from the tears. She wasn't powerful or bitter anymore. She was a normal, crying girl.
"Stop saying you love me! You don't!" she was yelling in an unnecessarily loud voice. The cops were all milling about, looking busy and ignoring her. A depressed look crossed Yugi's face. I groaned and stood up.
"I caught you with your dick in some chick's mouth and you say you NEED me!" she sobbed loudly, sniffing. I paused only a second, but finished the short walk over to the girl. I snatched the phone out of her hands and held it to my own ear.
"Shut up. My new girlfriend is busy," I said in a low growl and hung up the phone. I held it out to the girl who took it, wide eyed. She stared at me for a long time, breathing still uneven.
"Th-thanks Midget," she sniffed. I gave her an odd look.
"My name is Yugi Motou, not Midget," I told her gently. the girl blinked and nodded.
"Sorry about calling you a whore, and all the other insults," the girl said, sighing. I shrugged.
"I've had worse," I lied. She smiled. Uneasily, but a smile.
"So I'm your girlfriend huh?" she asked me cynically. I fight down a rush of heat to my face.
"It was in the moment. What's your name?" I switched topics politely. Diplomacy, Yami, diplomacy.
"Leah Campbell. Nice ta meet ya Yugi Motou," she said smiling, and held out her hand. I moved to take it, when she suddenly pulls it back. "Oops, you don't want that one," she told me absently, and holds out the other one. Skeptically, I take it and we shake. She has a firm but soft grip.
"So what other insults did you mean?" I asked her dodgedly. She turn a bit pink at the cheeks, blushing cutely.
"Ah, I must've kept 'em to myself. Sorry," she said again. I couldn't help but sigh. What a girl.
"Do you really work for KaibaCorp?" I asked her finally. She blushed again.
"I had a job interview but I don't think I'll get it," she said softly. I raised an eyebrow.
"Why not?" I inquired politely. 'You're a perfectly polite and well behaved little girl,' my mind added sarcastically.
"I, uh," she said hesitantly, "picked my nose at it," she finished selectively.
"Ew," I said in plain english. She nodded in agreement. Definitely ew. I attract the strangest people.