Disclaimer: I'm Canadian, that should be your first clue right there. I don't own Harry Potter or Ginny Weasley, or :sigh: Draco Malfoy. But the plot and Kayla Webb are mine. Mine, I say:starts cat fight with complete strangers:
In Which A Pie Meets Draco's Face
Waking up the next day, Ginny had a tiny feeling that she was somewhat late. Turning over in her bed, she read the time on her alarm clock. 10:15 am.
"AHHHH!" Ginny screamed. "KAYLA! Get up! UP! Pansy, up, up!"
"Where's the fire?" Kayla mumbled in her sleep.
"Millicent!" Ginny said. "We've missed almost our entire first class!"
"Huh?" Was the answer she received.
Thinking that they wouldn't get into too much trouble if the Head Boy was with them, Ginny went to see if Draco had slept in, too.
Not bothering with polite nonsense like knocking, Ginny tried his doorknob. It opened, and Ginny flew into his room. She saw him there, lying in his bed, completely unaware of her loud movements.
"Malfoy!" She screeched. "Get your fat ass up!"
"What the hell?" Draco had tumbled out of bed and landed on the floor, shirtless, looking up at Ginny in disbelief. "What in Merlin's name do you think you're doing, Weasley?"
"Trying to save your behind from a week's worth of detention, that's what!" She replied haughtily. "Now get up, you've already missed your first class!"
"My first class?" Draco said with a smirk plastered all over his face. "Tell me, Weaslette, do you know what day it is?"
"Of coarse I do, ferret-face, it's . . . oh, shit!" Ginny smacked the palm of her hand onto her forehead. "It's Saturday, isn't it?"
Pansy, Millicent and Kayla were all at the doorway, standing behind Ginny, holding in silent fits of laughter. Draco gave them a grin, got up off the floor, and looked back to Ginny. "Very good, little weasel, you've learnt the days of the week. But I suspect that you've known them for quite some time, and were simply searching for an excuse to barge in on me half-dressed, looking like that."
The girls behind Ginny could no longer hold it in, and burst out laughing. Confused, Ginny looked down. Oh, God. Her "pajamas" were her very favourite pink lace bra, and extremely short hot shorts with smiling moons on them. Well, the heating spell in their room was too strong!
"Shit," Ginny muttered, and ran out of Draco's room, but not before he caught sight of her blushing as red as the infamous Weasley hair.
An hour later, Ginny was making her way to the Great Hall by herself. It was close to 11:30 and lunch was about to start, and the rest of the girls didn't bother waiting for her, since she was going to shower.
When she entered the dining area, she almost walked over to Gryffindor table, but caught herself just in time, and made her way to Kayla at the Slytherin table.
"How nice of you to join us," Draco said, as she sat across from him, purposefully seating herself in between Kayla and Blaise. "And look! You're fully clothed! ... I'm sure I have a prize for you here somewhere..." He started dramatically patting his robe's pockets.
"Yes, keep looking, Malfoy." Ginny retorted. "I'm sure if you search hard enough, you can also find yourself a brain."
Draco opened his mouth, no doubt to voice a furious reply, when Blaise interrupted him. "Look," he said. "You got your insult in, she got hers. Let's call it even for now, shall we?"
Draco threw a glare at Ginny and muttered, "For now."
Ginny smirked. "What was that, Malfoy? I couldn't hear you properly, due to the fact that your abnormally large—"
She stopped mid-sentence when she realized that Draco was no longer looking at her, but slightly over her shoulder. She whirled around when she felt a tap on the same shoulder he was looking over.
"Can I help you, Ron?" She gave a sickly sweet smile and got up when she saw who it was.
"YES." Ron said, his face beat red. "You can get your things right now and come over with me to Gryffindor table."
"No, I won't."
"Yes, you will. Get your things, you're going to eat lunch with your House."
"Fine," Ginny said. Blaise, Kayla, Pansy, Millicent, and yes, even Draco, looked up at her in surprise.
I knew she didn't have it in her, Draco thought to himself.
"Glad we settled that, Ginny," Ron said, looking pleased with himself.
"Me, too," Ginny sighed. And then she sat back down and picked up her fork.
"Ginny!" Ron exclaimed. "I-you-but . . . What the hell? We agreed you were going to sit with your House!"
"That's what I'm doing, idiot." Ginny said, not even glancing back up. "I'm sitting with my House."
"Ginny!" Ron whined. "Come here." He grabbed her arm and yanked.
"Ron," Ginny said in forced calmness. "If you don't let go of my arm right now, you're going to wake up tomorrow and find that you've been castrated."
Ron, Blaise, Draco, and every other male within earshot winced. Looks like she does have it in her, Draco thought miserably.
Ron let go of Ginny's arm as if it burned, turned around, and stomped away.
"What a prat," Pansy said.
"Tell me about it," Ginny agreed. "And I have to live with that git, too."
"Aw, poor girl!" Kayla said mockingly, and then she laughed. "Did you see him stuttering?"
"Can't even string a sentence together!" Draco joined in.
Ginny laughed. "Of coarse," she said, an evil smirk creeping up on her face. "Even with all that stuttering and broken thoughts . . . he still makes much better conversation than Malfoy."
"You stupid child," Draco sneered. "I'm surprised you even managed to find your way to the Great Hall without getting lost."
"Please!" Ginny exclaimed. "Who do I look like, Crabbe?"
"No, you're much uglier." Draco laughed at his own joke. He continued chuckling merrily until a slab of mashed potatoes flew into face, and he sputtered indignantly.
Ginny looked exceptionally pleased. "Whose the one that can't string a sentence together now, Malfoy?"
"Why you little—" Ginny ducked as Draco grabbed his bowl of pudding and flung it at her. It hit a 6th year Ravenclaw behind her.
"You throw like a girl!" Blaise exclaimed.
"Hey!" Kayla said. And she took her pudding and flung it into his face.
Pansy and Millicent laughed, and the next thing they knew, they were covered from head-to-toe in mashed potatoes, thrown by the accidentally-hit Ravenclaw.
Within seconds, the mini-food fight had spread to the entire Hall. Everyone was ducking and running, jumping and hiding, so Draco took no notice when Ginny snuck up behind him, a convenient pie in hand.
She didn't need to creep too quietly, what with all the screaming and yelling, but she did not want Malfoy to feel her behind him. Finally getting close enough to receive the full pleasure of what she was about to do, she tapped Draco's shoulder, and he turned around quickly.
"Kiss, kiss, Malfoy," Ginny smirked, and thrust the pie into his face.
Three hours later, Ginny sighed and threw down her mop. "I am so sick of this!" She complained.
"You?" Draco countered. "You're sick of this? What about me! I got punished for getting pie thrown in my face! What about Pansy? All she did was laugh! This is your own damn fault and if you're not cleaning than neither am I!" And with that he let his broom clatter to the ground as obnoxiously as possible.
Ginny rolled her eyes at his immaturity and asked, "If I went off a bridge, would you?"
Draco looked up, smirked, and said, "No, I would be the person shoving you off of it."
Ginny looked up at him, furious, and grabbed the nearest bucket of dirty water, pouring it over his head.
"Brat!" Draco yelled.
Blaise, Kayla, Ginny, and Millicent all laughed. "Oh no, Ginger," Kayla clutched her chest mockingly. "You're a brat! How shameful!"
Draco glared at Kayla. "Stop fondling yourself, Webb."
Pansy burst out laughing, and seemed to be struggling to say something, but quickly stopped when she caught sight of the doorway.
Ginny turned around and saw Snape, McGonagall, and Dumbledore heading their way, and groaned outwardly. The real punishment was still yet to come.
Ahh! Oh my God! I CANNOT believe how many people have reviewed! Wow. And I can't believe how many people have actually read this story! Heh, I guess I'm a little over-excited here.
But did you guys like it? Hate it? Is it worse than my previous chapters? Better? They're both equally horrible? Let me know! (Sorry that it's a little shorter than my previous one but I think this is the length you guys should keep expecting).
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MoosiesRule- Well, as you read (or maybe didn't read? — go back and read!) above, im changing the title to Whatever It Takes on the next update. I love the fics where Ginny pisses Ron off too! That's why I made one:D I absolutely adore your fic Paiges In Time! Why didn't you make Draco kiss her in the last chapter when he double apparated wrong? I could've killed you! But your fic is so great that I wont since you can't really update when your dead lol. But update soon or I won't have a reason for keeping you alive :grins evilly: lol
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EX-Driver Liz- You're right, Ginny does deserve more credit. I hate how she isn't mentioned enough in JKR books till the 5th one, and even THAT one needed more Ginny :sigh:. But as we all know in the actual HP books a g/d relationship will never happen, and Harry will most likely end up with Ginny. That's why I don't like Harry/Ginny fics as much as d/g ones, JKR will write the story beautifully, I don't need to bother.
AnitaBlake/BuffyFan- Thank you so much! And as I said before I will be changing the title on the next update to Whatever It Takes, but I'm going to hold off on changing the summary til later, because I MIGHT still wanna include Dumbledore's cruel and unusual punishment, it just may be a different punishment... who knows?
Once again, thank you to everyone whose bothered to read my crap and comment on it! Please Read and Review!
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