Everything I write is friend inspired . This was from a kinky comment by a friend at dinner… Enjoy anyway!
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Ban sighed internally. He watched silently pleased as Ginji downed another plate of sushi and other various foods. Part of him wanted to tease him about getting fat… Change that, all of him did.
"You're going to get fat eating like that." Ban pointed out as he stole a vegetable roll of his plate, chomping on it while Ginji looked at him as a deer would in headlights.
"Fat? From what?" Ginji mumbled as he quickly filled his mouth with the rest of the sushi to prevent any more thieveries from his partner.
"From all the fucking food you eat genius." Ban stated, sneaking away some teriyaki chicken from his once again distracted partner.
This time Ginji didn't even bother replying and poured the plate into his mouth and chewed thoughtfully, signaling the waiter to bring them more. Eventually he swallowed and gave Ban a hard look.
"There is no way I'm going to get fat while working in the retrieval business."
Ban was taken aback; Ginji was rarely serious at all. Devious thoughts infiltrated his mind as he planned the rest of this conversation.
"I'm just saying that at the rate you eat compared to the lack of job opportunity we have, you are going to get fat." He angled his fork to the last of the sweet and sour pork, as Ginji's fork quickly snatched it from underneath his.
"What do you care?" Ginji questioned between bites, annoyance pulling on his normally cheery tone. Ban counted a silent victory and then continued his provocations.
"I really don't, after all, it'll be more cushion for the pushin'."
Ginji looked up slowly from the plate of food as Ban's face spread into a victorious cruel smile. He was horrified at the undertone of what Ban was saying and it showed on the blush beginning on his cheeks.
"What?" Ginji sputtered trying to cover his growing embarrassment as best as possible.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie." Ban replied, his smile growing seemingly beyond his face's width. "You have a nice one without having to add to it, y'know."
Ginji began looking like an undercooked steak (much like the one that was being stolen under his nose) and the weird choking noises he was making merely made that certain bite taste better.
"What? The naivety and blush help you along a lot too," Ban smiled again at the expression Ginji maintained and finished off the plate for himself. "You are missing out on some great food, by the way."
Ginji looked down at the empty plate and his expression fell away faster than an anvil.
"You ate my steak! How dare you!"
And then their play fighting occurred once again, Ginji forgetting all of Ban's obscure foreplay and any further discoveries left for another day.
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XD I cannot believe I wrote this…