Author's Note: with many apologies to Reinhold Neibuhr, who wrote the original Serenity Prayer. This was done for fun, and I hope no one takes offense.

SERENITY Prayer by Mal Reynolds

SERENITY, grant me the
Strength
to change the things
they think I cannot change
Courage
to do the
things I can't
and the
Ignorance
to not know the difference.

Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardship as the
pathway to freedom.

Taking, what I can, from this
gorram verse as it is,
If it's a job, I'll have it.

Trusting the Alliance will make
all things right?
I will never surrender to their Will.

That I may be reasonably happy
in this life, and supremely
happy in my boat.

Amen