Hello again, peoples of the Underworlds and other scary places.

duj- Loved your poem. Thanks for the review. And just so you know, I really don't think the Prince's actions were that evil either. He's just misunderstood...
Actually, about how they didn't really fit... that was a mistake on my part. A really retarded mistake too. I added something here to fix it.You see, I wrote the first chapter when the fifth book first came out and continued it just a few weeks ago. And Severus is drunk, so what do you expect.

Nicky475- Thanks.

Killing Me Softly

Thirteen hours later, Albus Dumbledore found a calmly slumbering Remus Lupin slumped over a book in the Potions section of the Library. The book appeared to be a book of arcane potions from the eighteenth century. Before he could investigate further, the said werewolf's head shot up violently as he turned to face the Headmaster.

"Ah… good morning headmaster. What are you doing here this fine morning?" the werewolf said, quickly covering up all the books at his table and shoving into his satchel.

"Oh, merely looking to see what might have intrigued our new Defense Against the Arts teacher so much that he fell asleep in the Library of all places," the Headmaster said, his eyes twinkling vibrantly.

"I'm not sure it's my place to tell, Albus. Wait- you said 'new Defense teacher'. So… I got the job?"

"Yes, Professor, yes indeed. The Board of Governors had a few key changes this past school year. They decided having a Dark creature teaching the Defense class was quite the idea. Absolutely loved it. Now about this story of yours, does it happen to have something to do with our resident Potion Master?"

"Err… yes, sir," Remus stuttered.

"Ah, then carry on, carry on. I do wish to know the results when you have them, and young Harry is coming to Hogwarts very soon, actually. His Uncle has flat out refused to keep him any longer and certainly Grimmauld Place is no place for Mr. Potter."

Remus looked at the Headmaster in shock for a moment, before scuttling off to find Severus and give his a hangover potion.

Much later, a wet Severus Snape stormed into the Headmaster's office, muttering under his breath about idiot werewolves and how they should be outlawed from ever touching potion equipment.

"Remus informs me you might know something about the whole Harry Potter fiasco," the disgruntled professor began.

"Yes, I might. Do remember that when a distraught Lily Evans met James and his father in my office, she saw me as well. I supervised James' many attempts to correct his potions to concealsomeone'sidentity, him making Lily tell you it was a miscarriage,and their marriage ceremonies. I can tell you, Severus, that it is indeed accurate that Harry Potter is actually-"

"Sagit Snape," Severus finished dully.

"Correct. Actually, that is exactly what Lily said he was to be named…"

"Well, Headmaster," Severus sneered, "I would know, now wouldn't I?"

"Oh, well yes, of course, Severus. I merely was not aware that you had been intending this to happen."

"Not so soon, Albus, and not at such a bad time either. We were going to wait until after we both earned our Masteries and had at least one steady job. We were also going to attempt to wait the war out to, but neither situation worked, now did they?"

"No, Severus, they did not. As you well know the potion will be wearing off soon and we have a decision to make. We can either find another charm to conceal Harry's appearance, or we can take them off completely and enroll him in school under Sagit Snape. We also face the problem with the Generation Three plan of Voldemort's. If he finds out you have a son, he will no doubt revive his plans and try that again. You have probably already thought of the consequences, so what say you?"

"Well, I don't suppose you've heard the prophecy Voldemort had along with his plan? The prophecy speaks of a Deatheater's son who will overturn Voldemort's rule. In all likeliness, he would have designated my heir as the leader of his 'pack' as the corruption of one of the oldest Light clans would obviously been one to gloat about. I was marked as a prominent figure in his Generation Two plots, so it does follow that my offspring would be prominent in the second similar plans," Snape said calmly.

"Very well then. This coming year, Sagit Snape shall be enrolled-"

"No, Headmaster, he will not," Snape interrupted smoothly, "Harry will stay Harry. We don't need Voldemort to cacth wind of this. I will be able to train his emergent powers. I taught Draco, did I not?"

"As you wish, Severus," the Headmaster said wearily.

Severus could only nod mutely in reply. He stood quickly and exited the office with his usual flair.

Dumbledore could only sigh at the headaches this was going to cause.