Chapter Two: YRP vs. New Shin-Ra
On arriving in Kilika, Yuna, Rikku, Paine and Lulu saw numerous Shin- Ra forces attacking the citizens of Kilika and forcing their way towards Kilika Temple. And in the distance, towards the entranceway to Kilika Woods, stood Kristi Shinra, laughing at all the carnage that was going on. This was getting the YRP crew vexed.
RIKKU: Fro dryd hu kuut.. (Translation: Why that no good..)
PAINE: It looks like it's hurt time.
YUNA: Lulu, let us off. It's time we took Kristi Shinra down!
Yuna, Rikku and Paine stepped over towards the transporter and Lulu beamed them down into the battlegrounds that was Kilika Port. The citizens were being dominated by New Shin-Ra's technological weapons. So Yuna drew her six-shooters, Rikku drew her edged chakrams and Paine drew her trusty smoking skull sword. Knowing that they weren't dealing with standard Spira Machina, Rikku swung her chakrams and discombobulated every machine in sight. Paine starting swinging her sword, and blew up many Shin-Ra machines. Then the New Shin-Ra machines started to surround Yuna.
YUNA: Oh yeah? Get a load of THIS!!
Yuna spinning and shooting at will, and she wasn't missing anything. It seemed like the Shin-Ra technology was nothing to YRP. So they ran towards the entrance to Kilika Woods, where Commander Lucil was waiting for them.
LUCIL: Lady Yuna. Thanks for coming to help us.
YUNA: Where's Kristi?
????: You mean the cheerleader who's turning Kilika into a warzone?
Yuna, Rikku and Paine turned around, and they saw Kilika's resident summoner, Dona. As stern and as bullheaded as ever.
DONA: My, my, my. If it isn't High Summoner Yuna trying to play superhero yet again. Well I would waste my time, because it seems that Kristi Shinra is way out of your league.
RIKKU: And who do you think took out well over half of the Shin-Ra machines in the village, huh?
YUNA: You have any idea where Kristi went, Dona?
DONA: Well, if you want to fight her that badly, she's on her way to Kilika Temple.
LUCIL: Lady Yuna, as mean as Dona's remarks sounded, she IS right. Kristi Shinra IS like no other enemy you've ever fought before. She's on a mission. And her mission is to take over Spira.
YUNA: Not on Yuna's watch! Come on!
So YRP left towards Kilika Temple, while Lucil and Dona watched in awe at Yuna's confidence.
LUCIL: Lady Yuna, please be careful.
DONA: She'll be fine. This IS Yuna we're talking about here.
Yuna, Rikku and Paine continued into the Kilika Woods, still fighting the Shin-Ra machines. They fought, scratched and clawed their way towards Kilika Temple until the reached the base of the temple, where Kristi's welcoming committee was waiting for them.
RUDE: Well, well, well. If it isn't Tifa, Aerith and Yuffie.
RIKKU: Try Yuna, Rikku and Paine, idiot!
RENO: I have no idea who the three of you are, but I can tell you this. You're no match for the great Kristi Shinra, and you're certainly no match for us!
PAINE: Wanna bet?
TSENG: The bullheadedness. These girls really think they can beat us. Well. They're going to have to find out the hard way that they haven't seen the likes of The Turks.
YUNA: That's where you're wrong. YOU haven't seen the likes of YRP!
PAINE: Yuna.
YUNA: It's most definitely hurt fest time.
YRP charged the Turks and they started an all out Pier 6 donnybrook. Paine squared off against Rude, Rikku paired off with Reno and Yuna paired off with Tseng. Paine and Rude were fighting, sword vs. staff, all the way down the Kilika Temple steps. It seemed like nothing was going to give.
RUDE: Why do you girls always think you're so tough?
PAINE: Maybe it's because we are!
RUDE: Give it up already! You're no match for the mighty Shin-Ra!
PAINE: In your dreams!!
As Paine and Rude were having a swordsman's duel down the stairs leading towards the woods, Yuna and Tseng were heading towards the temple. This was gunner vs. shotgun master as they were ducking and hiding all over the Temple passageway.
YUNA: Where are you!!!
TSENG: That's for me to know and you to find out, little girl.
YUNA: SHOW YOURSELF!!!
Yuna started shooting her guns off wildly, hoping to hit Tseng. It worked, because Tseng came out of hiding and fired back at Yuna. Yuna dodged all of Tseng's shots, and fired back with some shots of her own. They shot back and forth until finally they ended up at the Temple's entrance, Tseng's shotgun pointed at Yuna, Yuna's handguns pointed at Tseng.
TSENG: So this is what it's come down to, cheerleader girl?
YUNA: That's High Summoner Yuna to you. Don't get it twisted.
Meanwhile, Rikku had her hands full with Reno. Reno had many of grenades, but Rikku was just too fast for his aim.
RENO: Stay still, you little parasite!
RIKKU: Hey! It's not my fault you have bad aim!
RENO: I said stand still!
RIKKU (sticking her tongue out): Make me!
RENO: I'll show you!!!
Reno reached into his pocket and threw an all black grenade. But when this detonated, it left a wormhole in the middle of the Kilika Overlook. Rikku was not impressed.
RIKKU: Is that all you got? Come on and hit me with your best shot. I dare ya!
RENO: You have no idea the power of the grenade I just shot. This wormhole will be your demise, and you don't even know it.
RIKKU: Blah, blah, blah.
Reno walked over towards the wormhole, pulled out his gun and took a shot at Rikku.
RENO: I should warn you, Miss. If I were you, I'd check myself right now. You're in one of those compromising positions. I know you want to attack seeing that I'm wide open. But if you do, it will be consequential for not only you, but your precious cousin "Yunie" as well.
RIKKU: Oh! You are so mine!!!
Rikku spun her chakrams in position so they pointed at Reno, and charged right at him. She ran as fast as she could with the intent to spear him like a pig. But as she got closer, Reno jumped out of the way and Rikku ended up going into the wormhole. As Rikku's feet disappeared, so did the wormhole. Rude and Tseng joined Reno as Kristi's airship flew over and beamed them all up to safety. Yuna and Paine quickly ran to see what was going on, but they were too late. Their friend was gone.
YUNA AND PAINE: RIKKU!!!
While Yuna and Paine watched Kristi Shinra and The Turks get away in horror, Rikku was all alone floating in some sort of time warp. How was she going to get out? Would she ever go back to seeing Yuna and Paine again? Is this the end of YRP?
RIKKU: Ramb sa! Vun dra muja uv Yuna, ramb sa!! (Translation: Help me! For the love of Yuna, help me!)
On arriving in Kilika, Yuna, Rikku, Paine and Lulu saw numerous Shin- Ra forces attacking the citizens of Kilika and forcing their way towards Kilika Temple. And in the distance, towards the entranceway to Kilika Woods, stood Kristi Shinra, laughing at all the carnage that was going on. This was getting the YRP crew vexed.
RIKKU: Fro dryd hu kuut.. (Translation: Why that no good..)
PAINE: It looks like it's hurt time.
YUNA: Lulu, let us off. It's time we took Kristi Shinra down!
Yuna, Rikku and Paine stepped over towards the transporter and Lulu beamed them down into the battlegrounds that was Kilika Port. The citizens were being dominated by New Shin-Ra's technological weapons. So Yuna drew her six-shooters, Rikku drew her edged chakrams and Paine drew her trusty smoking skull sword. Knowing that they weren't dealing with standard Spira Machina, Rikku swung her chakrams and discombobulated every machine in sight. Paine starting swinging her sword, and blew up many Shin-Ra machines. Then the New Shin-Ra machines started to surround Yuna.
YUNA: Oh yeah? Get a load of THIS!!
Yuna spinning and shooting at will, and she wasn't missing anything. It seemed like the Shin-Ra technology was nothing to YRP. So they ran towards the entrance to Kilika Woods, where Commander Lucil was waiting for them.
LUCIL: Lady Yuna. Thanks for coming to help us.
YUNA: Where's Kristi?
????: You mean the cheerleader who's turning Kilika into a warzone?
Yuna, Rikku and Paine turned around, and they saw Kilika's resident summoner, Dona. As stern and as bullheaded as ever.
DONA: My, my, my. If it isn't High Summoner Yuna trying to play superhero yet again. Well I would waste my time, because it seems that Kristi Shinra is way out of your league.
RIKKU: And who do you think took out well over half of the Shin-Ra machines in the village, huh?
YUNA: You have any idea where Kristi went, Dona?
DONA: Well, if you want to fight her that badly, she's on her way to Kilika Temple.
LUCIL: Lady Yuna, as mean as Dona's remarks sounded, she IS right. Kristi Shinra IS like no other enemy you've ever fought before. She's on a mission. And her mission is to take over Spira.
YUNA: Not on Yuna's watch! Come on!
So YRP left towards Kilika Temple, while Lucil and Dona watched in awe at Yuna's confidence.
LUCIL: Lady Yuna, please be careful.
DONA: She'll be fine. This IS Yuna we're talking about here.
Yuna, Rikku and Paine continued into the Kilika Woods, still fighting the Shin-Ra machines. They fought, scratched and clawed their way towards Kilika Temple until the reached the base of the temple, where Kristi's welcoming committee was waiting for them.
RUDE: Well, well, well. If it isn't Tifa, Aerith and Yuffie.
RIKKU: Try Yuna, Rikku and Paine, idiot!
RENO: I have no idea who the three of you are, but I can tell you this. You're no match for the great Kristi Shinra, and you're certainly no match for us!
PAINE: Wanna bet?
TSENG: The bullheadedness. These girls really think they can beat us. Well. They're going to have to find out the hard way that they haven't seen the likes of The Turks.
YUNA: That's where you're wrong. YOU haven't seen the likes of YRP!
PAINE: Yuna.
YUNA: It's most definitely hurt fest time.
YRP charged the Turks and they started an all out Pier 6 donnybrook. Paine squared off against Rude, Rikku paired off with Reno and Yuna paired off with Tseng. Paine and Rude were fighting, sword vs. staff, all the way down the Kilika Temple steps. It seemed like nothing was going to give.
RUDE: Why do you girls always think you're so tough?
PAINE: Maybe it's because we are!
RUDE: Give it up already! You're no match for the mighty Shin-Ra!
PAINE: In your dreams!!
As Paine and Rude were having a swordsman's duel down the stairs leading towards the woods, Yuna and Tseng were heading towards the temple. This was gunner vs. shotgun master as they were ducking and hiding all over the Temple passageway.
YUNA: Where are you!!!
TSENG: That's for me to know and you to find out, little girl.
YUNA: SHOW YOURSELF!!!
Yuna started shooting her guns off wildly, hoping to hit Tseng. It worked, because Tseng came out of hiding and fired back at Yuna. Yuna dodged all of Tseng's shots, and fired back with some shots of her own. They shot back and forth until finally they ended up at the Temple's entrance, Tseng's shotgun pointed at Yuna, Yuna's handguns pointed at Tseng.
TSENG: So this is what it's come down to, cheerleader girl?
YUNA: That's High Summoner Yuna to you. Don't get it twisted.
Meanwhile, Rikku had her hands full with Reno. Reno had many of grenades, but Rikku was just too fast for his aim.
RENO: Stay still, you little parasite!
RIKKU: Hey! It's not my fault you have bad aim!
RENO: I said stand still!
RIKKU (sticking her tongue out): Make me!
RENO: I'll show you!!!
Reno reached into his pocket and threw an all black grenade. But when this detonated, it left a wormhole in the middle of the Kilika Overlook. Rikku was not impressed.
RIKKU: Is that all you got? Come on and hit me with your best shot. I dare ya!
RENO: You have no idea the power of the grenade I just shot. This wormhole will be your demise, and you don't even know it.
RIKKU: Blah, blah, blah.
Reno walked over towards the wormhole, pulled out his gun and took a shot at Rikku.
RENO: I should warn you, Miss. If I were you, I'd check myself right now. You're in one of those compromising positions. I know you want to attack seeing that I'm wide open. But if you do, it will be consequential for not only you, but your precious cousin "Yunie" as well.
RIKKU: Oh! You are so mine!!!
Rikku spun her chakrams in position so they pointed at Reno, and charged right at him. She ran as fast as she could with the intent to spear him like a pig. But as she got closer, Reno jumped out of the way and Rikku ended up going into the wormhole. As Rikku's feet disappeared, so did the wormhole. Rude and Tseng joined Reno as Kristi's airship flew over and beamed them all up to safety. Yuna and Paine quickly ran to see what was going on, but they were too late. Their friend was gone.
YUNA AND PAINE: RIKKU!!!
While Yuna and Paine watched Kristi Shinra and The Turks get away in horror, Rikku was all alone floating in some sort of time warp. How was she going to get out? Would she ever go back to seeing Yuna and Paine again? Is this the end of YRP?
RIKKU: Ramb sa! Vun dra muja uv Yuna, ramb sa!! (Translation: Help me! For the love of Yuna, help me!)