"Here we are," Harry said. "Cumberland Farms?" Kayla asked. "Yep," Harry replied and got off his broom. "I'll have the two slim jims ans this big gulp," Harry said. "That'll be four dollars and eighty seven cents," the Asian cashier replied. Harry handed the cashier a lincoln and got back thirteen cents. They walked back out to the broom. "Harry. I've got that sandwich you wanted," Kayla said. "A ham and onion sandwich, do you realize what you've done?" Harry asked. "Er... I gave you a ham and onion sandwich?" Kayla guessed. "That's not what I was going to say. I was going to say that I'm going to have major gas tonight!" Harry said with a tone of excitement in his voice. "Oh, that's always nice to hear," Kayla said, "So, who are your true feelings for. Don't worry you can tell me. I won't tell anybody," Kayla asked. "Promise?" "Promise." "It's Snape," Harry admitted. O - Kayla "You promised." "Dammit."
Episode #12
"Hey, Nickey," Herman said, entering Nickey's small apartment. "Hey, Herman, what have you been up to lately?" Nickey asked. "Been running from the cops. And I need more weed," Herman replied quickly. "Sorry, Herm, but I'm out," Nickey said. "OUT? How can you be out?" Herman asked loudly. "You're not the only one in this room on dope," Nickey said pointing to her joint-butt-filled ashtray. "I guess I'll have to borrow from Gino," Herman said. "Yeah but if you don't pay than Leroy will fuck you up big time," Nickey replied. "Yeah, I forgot about Leroy," Herman replied. "I told Demetra to be here. Where the fuck is she?" Nickey yelled. "Probably out with Leroy collecting money for Gino," Herman replied. "I told her not to! Fuckin' Demetra. Never listens!" Nickey yelled. "I need a place to sleep tonight, do you mind?" Herman asked. "I don't mind. And, Herman... Why is there a rash shaped like Minnesota on your clit?" Nickey asked. "One word. Kayla," Herman said. "Ah."
Episode # 13
Carlton In First Person
A, B, Down B, Up B, A, A, A. Yes, I won Super Smash Bros. Melee with Link again.
My day is complete. I shut off the Gamecube and roll up the paddle with care.
That's the four hundred and twenty seventh time I've beaten melee with Link.
Nickey should be here soon, I'm supposed to take here somewhere tonight.
I walk into my room and kneel on my bed. I bow down to the poster of Link on my wall; worshipping him.
I look at Link's Master Sword that's resting against my wall. Herman thinks I'm going to give it to him.
But he's wrong. That duck is going down and nobody's going to stop me. Not even the author of this
fucked up story. I take out many a pez dispenser and practice beheading them. If Kayla saw me now
she would kill me. Do I care? Not really. I'm going to make that duck pay for all he's done to the people I love.
And when I'm through with him the candy is mine. I play all or nothing. And I plan on getting all.
I hear a knock. That must be Nickey. Time to shine.
Episode #14
Severus Snape In First Person:
I feel the October breeze nipping at my cheeks. I found a chicken and poisoned it. It's cooking in the oven right now. I wish to be with Harry now. Every time I think about him I get hard. Honestly. Oh, fuck, it happened again. Told you. Maybe when Ron is gone he will see that his love for me was always great. I met this psycho Lila kid. She thinks she's my number one fan. Well she must be, seeing as she got into the story. Or maybe this isn't one of JKR's works. Nobody ever tells me this shit. I refilled Herman's pez this morning. He stopped by and told me that Nickey had been eating him last night. Rather disgusting if you ask me. Not that I think that way but... Oh, nevermind! I gave him lemon flavor this time. For some reason not too many people like the lemon flavor kind these days. But I sure as hell do. Not that I plan to eat him or anything. He departed no sooner had I refilled him because he had to see Gino for some weed. Sneer. I'd willingly give him potions for free that would have a BETTER effect on him. Stupid fucking duck. He knows nothing. I hope he dies. I like that thought. I'll have to dwell on it some more. I just heard the oven timer go off from inside my house. And now for the execution of my master plan. "Muahahahahaha!"
Episode #15
"Why do you want Snape?" Kayla asked. "There's so many reasons! He's just so hot and I love his personality. And all the little things that he does just makes me want to scream!" Harry said and then giggled. "Ooookaaay," Kayla said slowly biting into her slim jim. "Kayla!" Nickey said running towards her. "Nickey? What are you doing here?" Kayla asked. "It's Herman! Carlton is going to kill him tonight!" Nickey exclaimed. "We've got to stop him!" Kayla said, "Herrmaaaaan!" "Hey! How come I'm not in this story?" Alisha asked. "Er...Blame the author. I dunno," Kayla said. Alisha points an automatic in the air and begins to fire away. "I wanta be in!" Alisha screamed. "Hey! Watch it! I'm the author. Kill me and no more story!" Alexander Green yells from about the yellow paper in his biology class. "Can I pleeease be in it?" Alisha asked. "Sure...I guess," Alexander Green said. "Yay!" Alisha squeaks and runs off into the distance "Come on, Nickey! Before it's too late!" Kayla said and together they run to Herman's appartment.