Yay! I'm finally done with my story! Violent, scary and ends a little funny by accident. At the end I explain where all this insane stuff come from.

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The whip cracks next to Dib's ear. Dib screams and jumps onto a couch. Johnny's rod slashes part of the chair as Dib leaps to the next one.

"At least I'm faster than them," Dib mumbles to himself.

CRACK! The whip hits his back, cutting his jacket. Dib turns and shots an arrow at Cat. She dodges it and it whizzes past her head into a wall.

Powderpoe swings her scythe at Dib. He dodges but the tip of his hair is cut off.

Dib does a backflip and lands on a rafter. Cat easily climbs the rafters and cracks the whip across Dib's face. Johnny flies up and takes a swing at Dib with her rod, seering his arm. Powderpoe can't get up to the rafters so she simply rams the wall sending cat and Dib tumbling to the ground.

Cat lands on her feet and looks for her whip. It remains tangled in the rafters. Cat pulls out a rake with four sharp tips obviously NOT made for raking and tries to bring it down on Dib's head. Dib dodges it and shoots an arrow at Cat. It hits her arm and she shrieks in pain and reels back.

Somewhere down in Johnny and Powderpoe something snapped. Apparently now that they were all monsters they were friends again. Johnny brings her rod down on Dib's leg. He shrieks and rolls away and nearly gets his ear cut off by Powderpoe, blindly swinging the scythe at him.

Dib throws the cross at Johnny. It hits her skin and she shrieks falling to the floor. Powderpoe grabbed the bar and brings it down on Dib's arm. Dib whacks her on the head with the silver cane and she drops to the floor unconius.

The ghost vampire were-compy shrieks and out of nowhere tons of imprint-of- a-departed-soul-blood-sucking-moon-fueled-elegant-jaws come! Man, that's hard to say!

Dib screams and starts running but he trips and lands knees first into the gravel. He gets up and starts running again. He sees the van they first came in and gets in. He put two wires together and the car started. The ghost vampire were-compys jumped unto the roof of the van and started scratching the top, their nails ripping through the roof.

Dib screams and starts driving forward at full speed, hoping the compys will fall off. However, being part ghost, the compys remained in place. They jumped in the van.

In the barn Johnny, Cat, and Powderpoe sit up, comcious again. They run out and stared dumbfounded at the cossisal Dib vs. the ghost vampire were-compy battle!

Suddenly the sun started coming up. The ghost vampire were-compys retreat to the shadowy depths of the barn.

Dib looks at the approaching girls, then he wakes up. Dib sits up in his bed and looks around. Cat is asleep, curled up with her stuffed kitty. He walks into Johnny and Powderpoe's room. Johnny rolls over and her back faces Dib. Powderpoe coughs in her sleep.

"It was just a dream..." Dib mutters to himself.

Then he wakes up again and hits his head on the ceiling.

"OW! At least now I know I'm out of the dream..." Dib says. Then he looks over. Cat is gone. The walks into Johnny and Powderpoe's room. They're gone too.

On the wall three shadows appear on the wall, a bar, a rake, and a scythe. Dib screams and collapses on the floor.

Then Johnny wakes up. She looks around. Powderpoe's asleep, completely normal.

"Was just a dream. An awsome and scary dream..." Johnny says to herself.

Then Powderpoe leaps awake and lands on the floor. Cat is beating the living crud out of Dib, completely normal.

"Thank cheese it wuzza dream," says Powderpoe falling back a sleep.

Than Cat wakes up and rolls off her bed. She sees Johnny with a bar and Powderpoe with a scythe ready to kill Dib who's curled in a corner.

"Woah. Da ja vu," mumbles Cat, getting out of bed and grabbing her rake.

Than Dib wakes up.

"What the heck? Who many friggin' times do I keep waking up!" yells Dib.

His yell wakes up Cat, Powderpoe, and Johnny. They walk over to his bed and start beating him up for waking them.

"It's breakfast. Lets go," Powderpoe said.

"At least it was a dream," Dib mumbles to himself.

They walk down to the kitchen. Suddenly a doll comes and attack Cat.

"I TOLD YOU ALL THE DOLLS WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD! AHHH!" yells Cat as the doll tries to strangle her.

Inside stuff is flying in a circle. They all run outside and ghost vamipre were-compys are running towards them. They are forced to run to the lake. When they get into the water. Coffins burst up and open to reveal native corpses.

Cat screams and they swim to the other side. They stand shaking on the shore.

"It's over. It's finally over." Johnny says looking out at the haunted camp.

"That sucked. Lets' go home," Cat says. They walk through the cornfield and find a bus stop at the other end. They ride a bus to Dib's house and Gir runs out and greets them.

"HI CAT!" he yells and hugs Cat. Cat hugs back. Now don't ya feel just peachy?

THE END

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Where I got these ideas from:

The rake- Treehouse or Terror VI from the Simpsons

Waking up like a million time-one of the Tree houses of terror. I don't know which one

The coffins in the water- Poltergiest

The compys ripping through the roof of the vam- Jurassic Park, The Lost World (book not movie)

The ghost vampire were-compys- originally appeared in a story for challenge english written by me, I couldn't choose between ghost, vampire, werewolfs or compy so the ghost vampire were-compys are born!

The barn and house- aplace we visited for a mission trip with my church

The doll- part from Poltergiest, part from my dreams. (I really am scared of dolls)

Stuff going around the room- Poltergiest

The bar- actually was at the camp, Kevin nearly burned it thinking it was a stick

Scythe- The Grim Advetures of Billy and Mandy

Whip- Catwoman's weapon of choice, also Indiana Jone's

Imprint-of-a-departed-soul-blood-sucking-moon-fueled-elegant-jaws Imprint of a departed soul is used in a Harry Potter book as a fancy way of saying ghost, everyone knows why blood-sucking and moon-fueled are on there, elegant jaw is the literal translation of Procompsognathids (holy crap I spelled it right!) also known as Compys.

Silver cane- werewolfs are killed by silver. resources: Alvin and the Chipmunks meet the Wolfman and and episode of Eerie Indiana.

Cross- recently read in "In the Land of the Lawn Weenies"

Bow and arrow- couldn't think of anything else. Dib can't travel around with a gun so it had to be arrows.

Candles- youth director put them up for an activity

Silver and Green eyes- I'm a proud Slytherin. what else is there to say? (harry potter)

eerie voices- A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book the Fourth, The Miserable Mill

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