I don't own Yugioh or this song.
Big Blue
Sang by Dark Magician on guitar
Scene begins with Dark Magician being dragged out to a desolate wasteland prison farm by two Ogre Battleguards. Within the barbed wire fences hundreds of prisoners worked mercilessly in barren farms. (I think that's what they do in prison farms.)
"Well I caught my wife with another man
and it cost me ninety nine,
On a prison farm in the Wasteland
Close to the Umi line,
Some time goes by and Dark is talking to the Warden Doma. She laughs and hands him a large key. He then leaves the building to a large birdcage.
Well I've been here for two hundred years
I finally made the warden my friend,(Dark: Really? That long? Jgal: Yeah she's tough to get along with now no more interuptions)
So she secntenced me to life of ease
Taking care of Big Blue,
Dark looks up as a shadow grew above him, "Gulp."
Now Big Blue is the largest dragon
That I've ever seen,
Got a breath that would tear
A mountain range
She's a four legged flappen machine,
You can consider yourself mighty to get passed
the harpies and the Spellbind traps,
but all these years that I've been here
aint nobody got passed blue,
Scene changes to night where several inmates are running in the cover of darkness. One by one all of them were either torn to pieces by the Harpie guards or ensnared in Spellbinding Circles.
and the warden said
'Come on somebody
why don't you run,
Big Blue's itching to have a little fun,
Get my lantern get my strobe
Blue will have yeah beat when the mourning comes',
Only two prisoners survived the escape only to confront the deadly dragon starring hungrily at them.
Well I paid off the guard
And lipped out a letter
To my cousin up in the Yami realm,
One day during inspection Dark Magician hands Celtic Guardian a note without anybody seeing. "Don't worry Dark, we'll get yeah out of here." Celtic whispered.
Elsewhere Lord of Dragons came flying by with a huge Red Eyes
And he brought down a black scaled beast
He was fearsome as he could be,
They pinned him up in the swampland
Hundred miles just south of the gate,
And I take Big Blue for her evening flight I just
Drop her off and wait,
Dark watched with a smile on his face when the Blue Eyes flew toward the forest where the other dragon was waiting.
and the warden said
'Come on somebody
why don't you run,
Big Blue's itching to have a little fun,
Get my lantern get my strobe
Blue will have yeah beat when the mourning comes',
Weeks went by and one day Dark Magician looked over from the fields to a very irritated dragon in her cage. He grinned.
Well Big Blue got real use to seeing
Her man every night,
So I kept her away
For three or for days
And waited till the time got right,
With the help of the guard Dark ran to the outskirts of the northern barrio of the prison. He turned back to listen to the alarms flaring within the vicinity.
I made my run with the evening sun
And I smiled when I heard they pulled Blue out,
"What are you doing!" Celtic Guardian shouted. "We have to run now!"
"Easy there. They'll never catch us."
Cause I was heading north to the Yami realm
And Big Blue was heading south!
and the warden said
'Come on somebody
why don't you run
Big Blue's itching to have a little fun,
Get my lantern get my strobe
Blue will have yeah beat when the mourning comes',
Celtic and Dark finally met up with Lord of Dragon with a Curse of Dragon waiting to fly. All three aboard the great beast and flew away into the sky.
Doma and her guards followed Big Blue to the farthest edge of the opposite woodland. But lo and behold all they found was a black dragon and their Blue courting in the moonlight.
Now there's black scaled fierce blues
All through the south,
Love got me in here and love got me out"
Jgal: Read and Review!
Dark Magician: Now can I get out of this prison suit! Orange is NOT my color.
Magician of Faith: Just exactly WHO is this other wife!
Dark Magician: Eh….no one you knew….just part of the song….
Prisoner: Dark Magician
Warden: Doma the Angel of Silence
Guard: Celtic Guardian
Cousin: Lord of Dragons
Big Blue: Blue Eyes White Dragon
Black Scaled Beast: Red Eyes Black Dragon
Wife: unknown
Other man: unknown