X:Why are you making fun of us?

Zero: yeah! I'd like to know that too

Axl: me too, you're making fun of us all

Axl.EXE: yeah I'm making fun of you (Demonic voice) WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT Hunters: nothing Axl.EXE: thought so! anyway standard disclaimer: I don't own MMX

CHAPTER ONE: X'S UNHOLY DAY ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After the fall of Sigma, peace reigned throught the world (for the 100th time in a row!), maverick hunter HQ but without any real excitement Signas, Zero, Axl, X, Alia,Layer, and Palette go back to their old routines. The day is Friday,October 13th(dun dun duuuun o.0), today Zero and his trusty sidekick Axl will play some a new pranks on this most unholy of UNHOLY days, their target… good ol' X

It's 2:30 pm now

"So you know the plan right, Axl?" asked Zero wearing his black stealth armor (his normal one's in the shop) "yeah, I know…"said Axl holding a box in his hand "I'll take this force-launcher and load it with 3 kinds of pies, knowing X he has a date planned with Alia, we wait outside his room door once he comes out…BANG!" Axl's teenage mind riddled with possibilities smirking with a crooked smile "…Axl you've gone crazy, the essence of a good prank is to keep a straight face." said Zero "the operation starts at 6:00 until, then…"

"Till then?" asked Axl

"I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!"

"You're on!" Axl said taking out is Axl-bullets weapon ready to fight Zero /p>

"The game dude."

"Oh right."

Axl puts away his weapon and heads to Zero's room to play

Mortal kombat. After 12 rounds (Zero knows the 1-hit KO move for Scorpion) it's 5:30, half hour until the operation "alright, we had our fun, time to get to business" Zero announced, "fine (you cheater) I'll be in position." Axl said before going to the force launcher to try and lift it (it's heavy you know...duh!) "what are you two doing?" a girl reploid asked startling Axl and Zero only to find out it was only palette "hi, Palette, just our usual thing." Zero said looking for something

"Prank on X huh?"

"Yep "said Axl trying to lift the force-launcher

"Then I want in" she said

Axl drops the force-launcher in surprise causing it to land on his foot "OW GOD!" "Axl you're an idiot, i guess thatt's his way of saying 'why?'

I'm bored" says Palette, "there's nothing to do here instead of paperwork but that's Signas's job, instead he's got me helping the repliods in the kitchen, which got me doing dishes…"she grabs and shakes Axl violently "DISHES!"

"Fine, fine just stop shaking Axl he has enough pain to begin with, and we do need someone for this video-camera." Zero says holding a small video camera(so thaaat's what he was looking for) "lets move… oh and bring layer Axl needs help lifting that force-launcher." "yeah-ow I-ow can't-ow beleve-ow it's-ow this heavy." "let's move." Zero ordered again causing everyone to split-up ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- X's room it's 5:30 PM

X is getting ready for his date with Alia, he ordered reservations to a fancy Neo-French restaurant (Sigma rules France at the time, that loser) he's trying on different suit-coats (don't ask where I got that idea)

"Well,its almost time I'm a little nervous…and why am I talking to myself? " he said putting on the black one and getting his wallet. " i'm hoping Zero doesn't pull one of his pranks on me, if he does he's a dead man." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Meanwhile... Zero, Axl, Layer, and Palette are getting ready for the prank "Ok is everyone ready?" Zero asked the group "remind me why you won't hold anything, like this launcher?" layer asked

" "Cause I need to run away from X's bullets i might as well have top speed and that thing is too heavy." Zero explained "yeah, right. it's as light as a feather " Axl said sarcasticaly

"Shh, I hear his footsteps." Zero said having his ear to X's room door "5-4-3-2-…" X's door flies open "FIRE!" With that one word Axl and Layer launched the Pies. (Apple, Cherry, and Blueberry) "WHAT THE… oh crap!" X yelled 2 of the pies hit X in the face(cherry & blueberry) but one misfired and hit the floor, but the force from the speed of the pies caused X to flail around and lose his balance and step on it t causing him to slip, fall and hit the floor with a very loud crash. "ZERO!" X screamed changing his arm to his buster and aiming it at Zero, Zero however was rolling on the floor laughing his ass off "OH MAN THAT WAS SO FUNNY" he said trying to supress his laughter for that sentance, but an energy bulllet whized by his head that's when he found out X was serious "start running Zero" X threatened "oh crap you are serious! EVERYONE RETREAT!" he ordered causing his group (and him) to take off in differend directions Zero was dashing past Alia "Zero what's…"

"ohmygodXwasreallygoingtokillme!i'veneverbeensoscaredinmylife!"(oh my god x was reallu going to kill me! i've never been so scares in my life!) It took a while for her to translate that. At the end of the hall she saw X covered in pie shells and 3 kinds of filling (2 on his face one on his foot)

"X, what happened?" she said walking over to him

"Zero." he replied

" him again thats like the...50th times he's pranked you, well why dont you get cleaned up now." said Alia ". . .Good idea." X said before going back in his room and cleaned himself up. when he was done he was wearing the brown suit-coat this time.

On the way out the door everyone was laughing to the video Palette made

"idiots, i'll get them back someday" X thought before going out the door. . . but this the start of a series of unholy days for everyone including Zero

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Axl.EXE: how's that! Not bad for my first fic huh?

X:(tied to a chair) save us! He knocked out Zero and the original Axl

Axl.EXE: (demonic) SHUT UP(normal) Don't worry about them, I'll release them if you R&R