Hunters: (still tied to a chair) YAY, WE'RE FREE!
Axl.EXE: (demonic) I LIED THAT'S WHAT I DO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hunters: aw-man
Axl.EXE: (like a sargent) DO THE DISCLAIMER NOW, MAGGOTS!
Hunters:he does not own MMX
X: can you release us now?
Axl.EXE: (demonic) NEVER!
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Saturday October 14th, normally this is the day that all the hunters have no paperwork and Signas gets stuck with it
It's 7:30 everyone's weekend wake-up time
"FINALLY, A SATURDAY" an excited Zero screamed "yep, the day we stick Signas with all our work!" X exclaimed and they both hopped up and down making a lot of noise
"Could you guys shut up!" Axl said, "I want to sleep"
"Wow, Axl you're no fun now and that's X's job."
"Yeah that's my jo-HEY!"
"Got you," Zero laughed at his joke "you fall for the most simplest pranks, X."
" Yeah, damn me" X said sarcastically
He forgot the time Zero played the force-launcher prank on him he never got him back
Meanwhile in the girls room (don't ask where I got that, but the funny is coming)
"So what are going to do on this holy of all holy days?" Palette asked brushing her teeth outside their wash room
Stop, you're going to jinx it and ruin it for us" Layer complains
"Well just don't let that superstition stuff get to you" Alia said hoping that something bad wouldn't happen and they all left their rooms but by one fateful announcement turned this holy day into a very unholy day (click)"attention all class maverick hunters and navigators please report to the conference room (click)
"What idiot would tell us to go there," Zero said then his stomach grumbles "oh god I'm hungry"
"Yeah this is our day off" Axl agreed with Zero and his stomach grumbles too "but I'm starving"
"Well we didn't have breakfast yet let's go eat before the cafeteria is flooded with repliods." Alia suggested "all right" they all agreed and headed for the cafeteria but the intercom flared up again (Click)"I forgot to mention that there is going be an all you can eat breakfast buffet in the conference room hall way."(Click), after those few words all hell broke loose the all the navigators and repliods inside the base just flooded out of their rooms and headed toward the conference room hall "STAMPEDE!" Zero shouted shoving everyone into a nearby broom closet, but he had to pay for his heroism and was drifted away by the reploid flood. When X, Alia, Axl, Layer, and Palette found their way out of the broom closet they thought Zero died "he was such a good teammate" X said all sad-like "I never got to tell him he was my son." Everyone else looked at him "um…he was you're son?" Axl asked confused
"Nah…I just wanted to mess with him one more time" X replied "…now I'll never get that chance."
"Well maybe the repliods carried him to the conference room hall let's go look there" Layer suggested
The conference room hall 9:30 AM
Zero was enjoying his ride on top of the reploid sea "YEEE-HAAAW!" (See told ya) "WHOO-HOOO! This is so much freaking fun" he grabs a plate with food from out of nowhere "and the food's not bad either"
The others made it to the conference room hall "oh my a-god" X said with a Japanese accent "there's got to be everyone in the base here " "I think one of them is a hobo" Alia said
"How do you know?"
"I smell something very, very bad." "Ok that was way too much info"Layer replied Axl tried to look for Zero squinting his eyes but Palette found him first "I see him!" she cried holding a pair of binoculars "um…Palette"
"Yeah Axl?"
"Where did you get the binoculars?"
"Don't know but don't ask that's like questioning existence"
"WHO CARES!" X yelled "let's just go get him before he gets to that huge door!"
(Back to Zero)
Zero is enjoying the fact that he's being carried and the food but after a voice saying "next!" the reploids threw him in "ingrates, is that theway you treat the guy who killed Sigma" "hello Zero" a familiar voice said and Zero turned around "wait that can't be…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
X and the search party heard his scream "Zero!" once they headed to the conference room door the reploid sea started to disperse and the door opened revealing zero in different armor that looks like a fitted copy of Signas' armor "hi guys," he said "Zero…why are you wearing that?" Layer asked
"Um…I…well"
"he's going to be the new boss for a while " Signas said from behind Zero
"Yeah he's right." "Why is that?" Axl asked
"Well for the next few days, I'm going on vacation so I put Zero in charge." Signas replied "but why Zero he's an idiot, anyone here could be leader but him, you never know when he'll blow something up!" X yelled
"I'LL KILL YOU X!" Zero yelled trying to strangle X, but Signas stopped him "cool it Zero, I'm going now so go in there and do that paperwork, bye" he said before leaving. "Well Zero it's Saturday" Alia sighed sadly
"I know the day we used to stick Signas with all the work"
"We're sorry man, but you're the new Signas" X said looking at the ground Zero turns toward the door, and Axl gets out a trumpet from out of no where and plays 'Taps' like a soldier going against the firing squad, the Zero-cross-Signas walks into the conference room to face his doom
"Um, Axl?" Palette asked, and Axl stopped playing his trumpet
"Yeah palette?"
"Where did you get the trumpet?"
"Don't ask."
"Right."
Inside the conference room Zero sat in the front chair opposite of the door the vent above him papers started falling little bit first, the a STORM! Lunch orders, damage bills, medical records just piled on top of him on an instant "Damn" he said underneath the papers and picked up a pen started on the paperwork.
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Zero: (still tied to a chair) you bastard! How could you do that to me!
Axl.EXE: c'mon Zero I think it's good no if you don't mind (demonic) TELL THEM!
Zero: yes sir everyone please R&R or he's going to make us pay
X: save us!
Axl: save me leave them to die!
X & Zero: jackass!
Axl: sorry