mimics Dr. Nick voice Hi everybody! XD Yep, after many months of laziness, I have returned .knives get thrown and me Plus, Anime2000, the one who inspired me to write the story reviewed! YAY, thankies so much D! So anyway, here's chapter 2, and I hope you enjoy it, let's just say that Dark Magician won't be popular with the girls.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh and all the wonderful duel monsters... --

Chapter 2: DM's Most Hectic Tour

Dark Magician Girl, Dark Magician and Buster Blader had just finished packing their stuff and were at the kitchen table of their apartment for dinner. Their dinner special- Chinese Lo Mein and Japanese Sushi with Wasabe.

Dark Magician Girl, noticing that Buster Blader wasn't touching his food, asked to him, "How come you're not eating your dinner? You cooked it, and whatever you cooked turns out to be really good."

"I can't eat." ,answered Buster Blader. "I can't take off my mask, reasons why I don't wanna tell."

DMG sighed as she continued eating her Lo Mein. Dark Magician, having finished his food however looked at Buster Blader's untouched plate of Lo Mein and Sushi and asked, "Can I have it then?"

Buster Blader stared at DM with a sorta-like scowl, gave his plate to him and said, "I hope you have major heartburn and a massive constipation from eating all that."

"Fat chance, but thanks for the food anyway." ,said Dark Magician as he quickly gorged down the food. He then picked up his staff and said, "I'm going to have a quick tour around the school, wanna join?"

"Thanks, but no thanks. I'm going to bed." ,answered Dark Magician Girl as she went to the bathroom to change into her pajamas and brush her teeth. Dark Magician looked at Blader and he replied, "Sorry DM, I gotta do the dishes."

"Fine, suit yourselves." ,said Dark Magician as he opened the door, exited the room and closed to door.

Dark Magician Girl asked from the bathroom, "Are you sure it's a good idea for him to go touring the university at this time?"

Buster Blader then said, "I dunno. He's got higher grades than both of us and he's the smartest of us, so I think he knows what he's doing. However, I can't shake the feeling that DM would actually do something stupid."

"True." ,answered DMG. "He has been known to be accident prone."

Buster Blader shrugged as he started washing the dishes.

Meanwhile at the University...

Dark Magician was busy strolling the school grounds, which was still open due to the orientation isn't over. He then entered the school gym and sat down near one of the seats where the audience would sit to see basketball games. The gym was really tidy, the floors were well cleaned, polished and waxed well done that you could see yourself and slide the floor like ice-skating.

"This place is really good." ,said Dark Magician as he stayed seated in the seat. "I wonder..."

He got up, landed on the floor and with one movement of his foot, he was skating the halls like what most people would do when there is a frozen lake, or at a roller rink. Dark Magician was really enjoying himself, he skidded around the gym with speed and decent agility. It would've been safe if he hadn't skidded all the way to the door. Dark Magician's eyes went wide as he embraced for impact. The good news, the door was unlocked so he instead went inside. The bad news, the new rooms' floors weren't so well waxed like the gym so he fell on the floor face-first. But unfortunately, there was also the worse news which is...

"EEK! There's a guy in the ladies locker room!" ,shrieked Queen's Knight, still dressed in her cheerleading uniform, catching the attention of other female duel monsters and DM himself. He stared at his surroundings. Pink tiles... lilac-scented locker and shower rooms... Queen's Knight still in her cheerleading uniform... Oh My Gosh,screamed Dark Magician in his head. Yep, that was the worst news, he had slipped and stumbled into the girl's locker room!

Another female duel monster, Harpy Lady, saw Dark Magician and yelled, "Hey, what are you doing here! Are you peeping on us?"

"U-uh, well I-I was uh..." ,stammered Dark Magician at the two ladies and said, "I better go now!"

Harpy Lady and Queen's Knight both blocked the exit to the gym, causing DM to grew extremely nervous.

Queen's Knight said to Dark Magician, "You're not going anywhere. We're gonna have to teach you a lesson for being such a peeping tom!" She then turned to Harpy Lady and asked, "We're going to have to report him to the dean. But for now, wanna give this guy Project: Deadly Lily?"

"You bet!" ,agreed Harpy Lady as she took out a very, very, VERY large syringe, "I even borrowed it from Injection Fairy Lily! So let."

Dark Magician's eyes widened in shock at the sight of the syringe, then suddenly, BAM... BOOM... WHAM... followed by a scream of pure pain and torture, then all went quiet.

Back At the Apartment

Buster Blader was busy watching TV, while Dark Magician Girl was at her room, fast asleep.

"I wonder, what's taking DM so long?" ,pondered Buster Blader as he continued watching TV. His question was soon to be answered, because the phone rang and Blader picked it up.

"Hello?" ,asked Buster Blader in curiosity.

The answer was from a man, "Yeah, is this Buster Blader I am talking too."

Confused at the situation, Blader replied, "Yes that's me. What's wrong?"

"Can you please report to the Dean's office. We have your friend here, and you and I might need to have a conference with him." ,answered the voice as he then hung up the phone.

Buster Blader expression turned from confusion to an 'I can't believe this', type of expression. He picked up his sword and exited the room, locking the door so that no intruders would come.

"Dark Magician, what have you gotten yourself into?" ,asked Buster Blader, shaking his head as he then went to the Dean's office.

End Chapter

So that's the end of chapter 2! I hope you like. Sorry it took so long, hope you forgive me. So here's the response to the reviewers:

Anime2000- Thanks for reviewing glad you like it! You're the one who inspired my fic afterall! And I really love your stories, real funny! And thanks for adding me to your favorites and author's alert list! XD

Dark Paladin2- Glad you like! Yep, Buster Blader is also my favorite card. I just wanted him to have some limelight too, all monsters need love too!

T Got 2 Toys In My Happy Meal- Sorry about that. I didn't know Darky was an offensive term, so I promise I won't use it again. I don't really know if you liked my story or not but thanks for reviewing!

Nobody- Thanks for reviewing! Sorry about the delay.

Yami Nightmare Magician- Thanks for saying it was a good story! I highly appreciate it.

Please read and review! I highly appreciated all the comments the reviewers posted for my ficcie. Thanks, and I'll update soon!