Axl.EXE: Hello peeps thanks for your good reviews; ok I gave the hunters a chance to escape (demonic) IN MY SUPER DEATH MAZE OF LOSTEDNESS MUAHAHAHAHAHH!
X (through radio): um…there is not something we should worry about right?
Axl (through same radio): yeah I really don't want to die
Axl.EXE: don't worry guys the only thing that's dangerous is a few ten- thousand hi impulse laser cannons in every hallway
Hunters (same radio): OH CRAP!
Laser cannon fireing noises and Hunters scream in pain (like girls, not dead though)
Axl.EXE: oh that did not sound good…anyway I don't own MMX, maybe I should call an ambulance
CH. 5: Zero's 2nd unholy day
After Zero's (Axl's really) prank, Zero (I'm calling him by real name because Zero cross Signas was getting annoying) was sentenced to clean up the food fight mess with a very small toothbrush "Damn that Axl pinning the blame on me" Zero grumbled "NO TALKING" X yelled still a bit ticked off
"But I can't clean up this mess with a brush this small!"
"PENALTY: use a smaller brush!"
"But it can't get anymore smaller than this!"
"Don't make me give you another penalty Zero…"
"Damn it all…"
The next day" Monday October 16th 7:30 AM
Zero managed to clean up the cafeteria and X calmed down (Finally! I'm telling you he has anger issues) but there is a price to be paid, Zero slept on the hard cafeteria floor exhausted from all the work on the cafeteria "Zero?" Layer asked walking in for some breakfast, "are you OK?" "Just five more minutes mommy…" Zero said sleepily, "just five more…ZZZZZ"
"Poor guy" Layer said caringly, but a hungry Axl cuts off sleep,
"Food…must get food." He said walking over Zero waking him up (and pissing him off) "OW! Axl why did you do that for!" Zero screamed in pain "Axl that was uncalled for!" Layer agreed but Axl ignored him still saying, "food…must get food" after he said that Zero got him in a headlock "LISTEN TO ME AXL!" which woke Axl up
"Hey let me go Zero what did I…"
"I think you shouldn't finish that sentence." Layer suggested
"Right so why are you sleeping here Zero?" Axl asked wriggling out of Zero's headlock
"Hmm…I don't remember (he has temporary amnesia from his exhaustion) but didn't we have a food fight here?"
"Um yeah, Zero maybe you should see the medic" Axl suggested
"Yeah maybe I should"
In the hallway 8:00 AM
X was walking over to the computer mainframe room about to ask Alia out (Geez if you date her that many times just marry her!) carrying what looks like a hypno-coin trying to hypnotize himself "I will ask Alia out, I will ask Alia out, I will ask Alia out" he said. On the other side of the hallway (the medics room is on the other side of the computer mainframe room) Zero, Axl, and Alia is walking to the medics room when Zero sees X " X over here!" he called "I will- huh? Oh hi guys (Okay he really calmed down) what are you doing?"
"Zero lost his memory" Axl explained, "we're taking him to the medic"
"Oh ok well good luck with that" X replies, "I'm doing my normal thing so see ya."
"See ya" Axl replied before they both went inside their destinations
In the medics room…
'Well can you help him?" Layer asked
"Well…no" the medic-reploid replied, "Wait aren't you a doctor?" Axl asked
"No I'm not, I'm a medic"
"What's the difference?" Zero asked sitting up on the table
"Well a doctor heals people…a medic just comforts you …while you die."
"It's a good thing I'm not dieing then"
Back outside of the medic's office
"Well that kind of sucked" Zero said, "how did that idiot get a job here!"
"Maybe we were hard up for workers the time he was hired?" Layer replied
"Damn that Signas, first he sticks me in this armor, then he hires that DUMBASS!" as they was walking to Zero's office X appeared swinging his hypno-coin near Zero's face chanting "you will do my bidding, you will do my bidding…" now Zero in his state is vulnerable to hypnosis so he said, "how my I serve you master…" in a monotone voice, "X what are you doing?" Axl questioned
"I'm hypnotizing Zero"
"But why are you doing that?" Layer asked, "He has a memory problem"
"Well watch this: Zero run into the wall at full speed!" X commanded, "Then act like a ballerina!" Hypno-Zero did what his 'master' ordered he rammed at the nearest wall (head first I might add) making a huge bump on his head then he started dancing like a ballerina "funny is it" X said but Axl and Layer just started laughing
11:00 AM
Everyone is inside the rec room and Zero is still acting weird "how my I serve you master…" he said over and over again and it's pissing Palette off "Can someone please, SHUT HIM UP!" she yelled, "He's really annoying" "Zero!" X commanded, "Shut up!" and Zero got quiet "h-how did you do that Zero never listens to you"
"It's a secret."
"C'mon tell me!" she pleaded, " I want to know!" "Don't bother asking he'll never tell you." Alia said
3:00 PM
Palette is found looking for something in the boy's room while X, Axl, and Zero is out of course, "I'll find out how X makes Zero is obedient slave…now how does he do it" she said looking in X drawer when she found X's Hypno-ring "so this is how he does it" she said, "I'll use this against him…HAHAHAHA!"
3:30 PM Cafeteria
X, Axl, Alia, Zero, and Layer are eating their lunches (Zero is because X told him to) but X wanted to know something "has anyone seen a small ring-looking pendulum?" he asked, "I've been missing it for a half hour now"
"You lost it!" Axl exclaimed, "you're supposed to keep it on you at all times!"
"I know that! But I left it in my drawer…I think." "Hi X" Palette said causing X to turn around "huh?"
"You will be my slave, you will be my slave, you will be my slave" she chanted hypnotizing X "how may serve you master…" X said in a monotonous tone "oh crap…" Axl whispered
"X, Zero I command you to…" Palette said but thought if all the things she could make X and Zero do "I command you to…have a food fight and after clean up the mess with you're tongues" after saying that a spaghetti plate went flying and hit Zero in the face and so the food fight began everyone else got out of the way of the crossfire "X and Zero having their first food fight" Layer said, "the irony"
Axl.EXE: not my best work but I was in a slump, but R&R anyways I need you guy's opinion
Ambulance comes by
X: ow…the pain
Zero: once we get out we're going to kill you!
Axl: what they said
Axl.EXE: (demonic) SHUT UP! TAKE THEM AWAY BOYS
Ambulance drivers: YES SIR!
