So the following evening…I had on levis, black steel toed boots and a black tank top on that let an inch of my bare mid-drift show…plus my navel ring and the circle I had tattooed around my navel…and pulled my hair up into a pony tail…Jaime had on her Kane t-shirt on, with levis and her steel toes also…she left her hair down…
I had Sneaker on his leash…and we were walking around the outside of the arena…but where all the fans were in line getting autographs from their favorite wrestlers…Jamie had been begging me to stand in line with her for the last 45 minutes so she could get Kane's autograph…She said, "Please Sami…Pretty please…I didn't decided to look this hot for the other fans…I have got to see him once…"
I giggled and said, "Oh alright…goodness…I've never seen any one put up a more determined fight to get her own way…" We stood in line and Sneaker started whining…Jamie said, "Great timing Sneaker…what a time to have to take a pee…" I said, "Don't worry we won't get out of line…" I took his leash off and said, "Okay boy…go pee but you better be back here in 5 minutes…go on…" Sneaker took off fast…
About that time…Mark Callaway and Glenn Jacobs…also known as Undertaker and Kane…were trying to get the autograph session over fast…cause their hands were hurting from all the signing…Mark said, "Man, I just got back from a 3 month vacation and I'm already for another one…" Glenn said, "Stop…you know you missed this shit." All of a sudden Mark could hear someone laughing…and he looked up and there she was…Mark poked Glenn with his signing pen and said, "Dude, look at those two girls…they are hot.."
Glenn looked up and chuckled and said, "Yea…the one on the left is cute…" Mark said, "Babies and puppies are cute…women are gorgeous beautiful and in their case hot…" Glenn laughed at Mark and said, "Man, get your hormones under control…what if they are married or have boyfriends?" Mark said, "Please…like I couldn't get any women I wanted? Get real…you either dork…besides the one on the left has one of your t-shirts on moron."
As we were one person away from the table I said, "So what is going to happen with you and Mr. Right now?" Jamie said, "Please...I told Mr. Right, when he becomes Mr. I Can Keep My Dick In My Pants and Away from other women who aren't me…to give me a call but not before then…" I couldn't help but laugh…and said, "Geez, James you're too much." She said, "Please…do you take that shit from guys?" I said, "No..."
She said, "Then I shouldn't have to either…I'm not going to have a boyfriend who can't be happy having sex with only me…that has to have his fingers in all the other pots around the board." I said, "Yea, but also…when's the last time you saw me dating anyone?" Jaime said, "Like a date and time?" I said, "Yea…"
She said, "Wow…the pressures on now…" I laughed again…and said, "That's because the last guy I actually dated was that 8 year old boy with the eye problem that you used to make fun of all the time…"Jaime said, "What guy?" I said, "Walter…remember he'd be taking and all of a sudden his eyes would go crossed…and you'd say what's the matter with your eyes Wally?" I crossed my eyes and Jaime started laughing and I said, "He would be all 'there ain't nuttin' wrong wit my eyes'…" We both couldn't help but laugh…