Jaime said, "No, you dated that guy Scott a couple of months ago…" I said, "Yea…but he really sucked in bed…and he smelled funny." She said, "What do you mean smelled funny?" I said, "Kind of like a mixture between wax, cat pee, and the evergreen cardboard car air fresheners you hang on the mirrors in your car…that evergreen smell got strong the more he sweat in bed…which was a total turn off…" By the time the guy in front of us moved…we were rolling with laughter so hard, we had tears sliding down our cheeks…
Mark and Glenn stood up and Mark said, "Obviously there's something funny about us…" Glenn said, "You think there young ladies are laughing at us 'Taker?" (Called him Taker cause their not allowed to break character in front of fans.) Mark said, "Yea, Kane, I do believe they are laughing at us…"
I straightened up and said, "No, Sorry gentlemen…It's just two old friends remembering too much about the past." Mark said, "Okay…So do you beautiful ladies have names…or do we get to play a guessing game…" Jamie said, "I'm Jamie and this is Samantha…" I said, "Sami." Irritated…she said, "Sorry Sam…This is Sami…She hates Samantha." Mark said, "Any particular reason why?" I said, "Sure…my mother named me…that's reason enough…" As Glenn and Mark signed Jamie's photo…she said, "What time are we meeting Linda McMahon again?" I said, "Around 6…"
I whistled as loud as I possibly could…and Sneaker came running over…and stood in front of me…I squatted down…and said, "Good boy…did you find yourself a girlfriend yet…" He barked a couple of times…and then licked my face…I walked away with Sneaker and Mark said, "Your friend seems kind of mad…Did I say something wrong?" Jamie said, "Nah…nothing you did…she'd explain if it didn't piss her off so much…"
Jamie smiled at Glenn and walked away…she came over to me and said, "You know something, I could really marry that Glenn Jacobs…he's one hunky piece of delicious meat…I could do things to that boy that would frighten trees." I laughed again…and said, "You're so bad James…" She said, "What's the use of meeting Kane and looking this damn good, If I can't throw in a little bad…for the evening."
After the autograph session, We meet with Linda McMahon…and she had a body guard escort us to our seats…and we settled in for the show…it was amazing…We watched the show and on our way to the office to sign the contract with Mr. McMahon and Linda…we passed by Mark and Glenn…I knew it had to be them…Jamie had a super grip on my hand…
I said, "Jamie is my hand turning blue yet?" She said, "No why?" I said, "Cause I was just trying to figure out if you have a hold of my hand or did your hand suddenly turn into a vise grip." Jamie rubbed my hand and said, "I'm so sorry…" I said, "It was Mark and Glenn huh." She said, "How could you tell?" I said, "Other then the death grip? I could smell them…Mark Callaway is the only one who smells like cologne and worn leather…Mmmm…very nice…"
Mark said, "There are those two girls again…and they are with Steve…he doesn't show fans around the back area…unless he's taking them to see Vince." Glenn said, "Could be…You don't think they are related to Vince and Linda do you?" Mark said, "God I hope not…otherwise…how else am I going to seduce Sami.." Glenn said, "Damn…moving a little fast aren't you?"
Mark said, "Don't think I don't know you're thinking the same thing about that little Jamie girl…I saw how she smiled at you before she walked away from the table earlier." Glenn smiled and said, "Okay…I surrender…but I'd rather marry her then seduce her…I could do things to her that would scare the shit right out of her."
I meet with Vince…and in the process of signing my contract…Vince gave Jamie a job as well…she was going to be a valet…for one of the wrestlers…but wasn't told which one yet.