Angel: I can't believe this... My parents found my B.C. Now they remember what my real name is! It is understandable tho. My parents did go to Japan a couple years after Alex, my big brother, was born. So, I was born in Japan. And of course, they let somebody else name me. Which I find rather stupid. They named me Yukio! Yukio! Can you believe that! They only told me today that they aren't the ones that named me. But it was complete strangers! AAAHHHH! I hate my name...

Ryan: Uh...

Disclaimer: We do not own Yu-Gi-oh! Or anything of the liking. Thanks for rubbing it in my face...

Ryan: On to the chapter!

Chapter 3: Black Magic

"It's so cool! I actually get to meet these guys! I've always wanted to meet them, but... I didn't courage to say hi..." Ryan said.

"So you are scared of my dad!" Angel exclaimed.

"No! I'm not 'scared' of them... They're just scary people..."

"Will you two stop fighting. I have a serious headache and you are making it worse!"

"Plus, 'Kura, you have a meeting to go to unless of course you want to get in trouble..." Malik smirked as he walked out of the room.

"I said stop calling me that!" Bakura yelled after him.

"Dad?"

"What!" Bakura snapped.

"Can Ryan stay at our house tonight?"

"Are you guys going to try any of that match maker crap on me and Ishtar? Again."

"You've done it before Angel?"

"Shut up! No dad... I promise we'll be good. So can he? Please?"

"Whatever."

"Oh! Why does Uncle Malik live in our house anyway?"

"Because Ryou kicked him out of his house. Literally. Now, you need to go home and do your homework."

"But daaaaad! I want to go to the store!"

"Why the hell do you want to go... never mind. Go find Malik and tell him he better be at the house before nine or I'll kill him."

"Yes sir!"

"Stop that!"

"Sorry dad."

"Just go."

/In another classroom on the other side of the school/

"Hey! Uncle Malik! Where are you! I know you're in here!"

"I'm in the back!" Malik's voice called from a dark corner in the empty class room.

"Oh. There you are. Dad told me to give you a message."

"I know. Be home before nine, right?"

"Yup! Oh, Dad also said that Ryan could spend the night out our house."

"You mean that pipsqueak who thinks he's cool?"

"No. That was, crap! What was his name?"

"Devin." Ryan answered.

"Oh yeah! That guy. That was that guy. I hate that guy."

"To bad you didn't succeed in killing him." Malik smirked.

"Yeah. Well, it doesn't matter anymore. He moved."

"That's good for him. Oh, and Angel, don't try to put me and your father together again. The last time was a disaster. I'll just get him on my own."

"But Uncle Mal! I have the perfect plan this time!"

"Lock us both in the same room? You tried that before. Remember?"

"No! I learned my lesson on that one... I have something much better planed this time... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Don't take my laugh."

"Sorry." Angel said rolling his eyes.

/At the 'Bakura Estate'/

"ANGEL!" Bakura called as he walked into his house.

"Ah! What! I'm in the kitchen with Uncle Malik, Dad! Don't come in here!"

"Why can't I go into my own kitchen?"

"Because! Please dad! I promise we aren't doing anything baaaaad!"

"And I'm supposed to be reassured by that?"

"Uh... yes! Yes you are!"

"Fine. I'm going to go to my room." Bakura said exhaustedly as he walked up the stairs.

"Geez. Angel, next time, don't hesitate."

"I know. I just, couldn't think of anything..."

"Baby, you're an idiot." Ryan sighed.

"You're just now figuring that out?" Angel asked.

"You aren't supposed to say I'm right."

"I never said you were right. I only asked if you had just figured that out."

"It's the same thing."

"No it's not."

"Lets get back to the 'cooking'! NOW!" Malik screamed, getting rather frustrated.

"EEP!" Ryan and Angel squeaked.

"Thank you. Now, what else does the book say we need?"

"Uncle Malik, when did we decide to use black magic to get you and dad together?"

"Um... Ever since I walked through the door."

"And why exactly are you in love with dad?"

"That's none of your business."

"HEY! You asked me why I was in love with Ryan and I told you!"

"Different situation Yukio."

"AH! I told you not to ever call me that!"

"It is your name is it not?"

"So. Dad was drunk when he named me. And besides that, I don't like it."

"Well it's your name. Get used to it."

"Damn you."

"Angel! Why the hell is there a dog in my room! If you don't come up here and get it now, I'll kill it!" Bakura screamed from his room.

"We have to hurry Uncle Malik! That is 'your', and that is what you are supposed to do!"

"What do you mean!"

"You have to go up there to 'get the dog. Then force then damn potion crap down his throat! We'll lock you in."

"You said no more locking in!"

"Well I lied. That is what you taught me to do."

"Yukio! Get your ass up here now!"

"But Dad! It's not my dog! It's Uncle Malik's!"

"WHAT! Malik! I told you that you weren't allowed to have any animals in my house!"

"Why not!"

"Because you either don't take care of them or you kill them!"

"I promise I won't kill it!"

"Just get the damn thing out of my room!"

"Fine. I'm on my way up! Wait. Do you want anything to drink!"

"Bring me a beer!"

"Yes your highness!" Malik said as he rolled his eyes. (Angel: This chapter is getting to... I don't know, out of subject?)

/In Bakura's room/

"Here you go 'Kura!" Malik exclaimed happily as he held the beer out for Bakura to take.

"You take a sip first."

"Fine." Malik said as he took a sip of the beer. "Perfectly normal." 'Damn. This stuff is fast working. He looks even sexier.' Malik thought.

"Fine." Bakura took the cup and downed the drink.

"Geez 'Kura. Were you that thirsty?"

"As a mater of fact, I want more."

"I'll be right back then."

"I never said that's what I wanted more of..." Bakura whispered in the sexiest voice he could muster.

"Then what do you want?" Malik said as he started backing up towards the door.

"I want..."

TBC

Angel: Ok. I got back on track. Good.

Ryan: Very good.

Jack: Hi people!

Angel: JACK! YAY!

Jack: Please do not tackle me again... You hurt my back yesterday.

Angle: Everyone! Meet Jack! He's my ex-boyfriend! My favorite ex-boyfriend!

Ryan: (Mumbling to self) Stupid ex-boyfriends. Probably came back to steal my Angel from me... You touch Angel, I'll hurt you.

Angel: Now! Jack and Ry-Ry are going to help me answer reviews!

/Review responses/

Kawaii-Aikurushii-Kitsune- HEHE... Thank you for reviewing! And thank you for the nice review! I made this chapter longer then either of the other two chapters! Oh! And I think there is only going to be one more chapter after this one... -Angel

HyperRyu-chan69- Thank you! I know it was 'drabblish'... Lack of review is ok. As long as you were nice! No mean reviews! I love randomness! -Jack

Hippiegirl77750-You have certainly gone beyond weird. Nothing anyone can do about that though. Thank you for all the reviews. –Ryan

.ReinMagick-Ymi no Kage- HEHE! Thank you for your reviews! You are one of our favorite people! I think there are four of you tho... Hellious-rebellious, Hippigirl77750, Rustyspoons, and you! I think that's all. But, my memory is not very good. Probably cuz I destroy it with lots and lots of sugar! Sugar is the ruler of the world! I tell that because it is true! My precious sugar shall take over the entire world! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm done now... –Angel

Rustyspoons- CATS IN PINK HEADRESSES DOING THE CAN-CAN! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO! "AH NO! THAT LEMON IS DISGUISED AS A STRAWBERRY!" I liked that! That was funny! LOL looks demented... I'm ok now. –Jack

Myst49- uh... thank you. We review everywhere because there are such good stories! I think we read one of your stories. We always try to read and review our reviews stories to so if we haven't reviewed one of your stories yet. We will soon. (Mumbles) As soon as I get rid of the ex-boyfriend... –Ryan

Youdon'tneedtoknow- Hm... I'm sure we don't need to know. But what the hell are you talking about. I mean, I know about Harry Potter, I watch it, I read it, but I'd never be able to write anything remotely like a fan fiction for Yu-Gi-Oh! Like it. I mean, I'm not very good at writing to begin with. Ry-Ry always has to go over it again to make sure I spelled everything right. But, whatever. I'm writing it how I want to write it. I don't mind getting ideas tho. I could use them for another story. –Angel

/End Review Responses/

Angel: Ry-Ry. Stop being jealous. Jack has a boyfriend. Neither of us are the cheating kind. And anyways, I love you to much! Plus, I'm not 'in love with' Jack. He's like a big brother to me. EW... Incest...

Ryan: Butthead...

Jack: Bye people!

See ya later!