As soon as Mark started bellowing about his foot…Glenn and Jamie ran out of the bedroom…fully dressed to my surprise…which the only way I knew that was because Jamie ran over and grabbed me…and I grabbed her back…she was still clothed…and if she wasn't before…then that was the fastest dressing job in the history of being naked.
Glenn said, "What the hell is going on out here?" Mark said, "That God Damn Ring Rat, pounced on my foot…" I said, "That's the third time he's called me a ring rat…do it again and I'm sicking Sneaker on you…Mr. American Bad Ass." Glenn said, "Mark…you dumbass she's not a ring rat…this is Jamie and Sami…remember them from last night…Jamie came and got our autographs…Sami is the new writer for the WWE…and Jamie is going to be a valet for one of the wrestlers. Sami is also the same one you knocked on the ground last night and thought she was a fan."
Mark said, "Oh SHIT!" Glenn said, "Yea…would you like me to get the Jaws of Life now…you know to dislocate your foot from your extremely big mouth?" Mark said, "Yes…please." I couldn't help but giggle…Mark said, "Oh I know she's laughing at me now…" I smiled and said, "And…you expected me not too?" Jamie said, "He didn't hurt you again did he?" I said, "No, James I'm okay…" She said, "Sam…I wish you'd stop getting yourself into trouble…goodness one outing with you…and you got hit on by Triple H, Flirted with by Undertaker…signed a contract for a job…got me a job…then got yourself knocked down by the runaway Deadman train…sprained your wrist…picked a fight with a guy whose fairly larger then you…and then you laugh about all of it…One of these days girl…you'll get your sight back and then you'll see all the damage you've done."
I cracked up laughing and said, "Yea…but it's not today Jamie…it's not today…"
Mark said, "Well, I feel like a big ole loser…I just got my ass beat by a blind lady." I said, "Oh…don't make it sound so bad…all I did was stomp on your toes with the heel of my boot…don't be such a baby." Mark said, "But it hurt." I said, "Yea…giving you something to remember before you go calling someone a ring rat…especially when I warned you once prior to actually taking physical action."
Jamie said, "See that's where he messed up…that all you get from Sam…one warning…and then POW…physical contact, sidelines you with some pain from her…free of charge…but of course you deserved it…you're the one who knocked her down, causing her to sprain her wrist."
Mark said, "That was you?" I knew he was pointing to me and I nodded and said, "Yep." Mark said, "I'm sorry…well I'm double sorry…once for the sprained wrist and once for the ring rat comment…Will you let me make it up to you?" I said, "Someday…"
Mark thought 'Well, that's something.'