Excel Multi Cross Over Fanfic From Hell

by T.R. Fanatic

As the title says, it has Excel Saga, Noir, Pokemon and Gundam in it, just to name a few. Hoping to add more anime in. Updated for sanity's sake... and discontinued.

2. The First Chapter

Excel Multi-Cross-Over Fanfic From Hell

(E.M.C.O.F.F.H. for short)

By: T.R. "I do not own Excel Saga or Pokemon" Fanatic

Chapter 2: Target: Excel!

Our story then quickly teleports us to F City's Super Secret Underground ACROSS Base for ACROSS members only. That's right, you, you, and... (points to reader) you are not allowed to go in- h-hey, where are you going? Come back here!

Excel gave another loyal salute to her idol, greeting the work(?) day. "HAAAAAIIIIIIL ILPALAZZO!"

Ilpalazzo muttered silently in reply, "Another day with Excel... And I get to try out my brand new pit that I installed last night." A rope fell and hung from the ceiling with a sign: 'Pull if Excel does anything. By that, I mean anything!' "...This will be fun!"

"THAT'S RIGHT! EXCEL IS HERE, LORD ILPALAZZO," the hyper girl exclaimed. "AND IS READY TO PREPARE..." She turned and posed as a familiar motto song began to play. "FOR TROUBLE!" She then, somehow, splits up into two Excels. (As if one was bad enough...)

"THROUGH THE POWER OF ACROSS, WE SHALL MAKE IT DOUBLE!" Both Excels cheered before merging back into one Excel.

She did another pose and cheered, "TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM MASS CORRUPTION!" She pulled out a bib and grabbed a fork and a knife. "TO HAVE OUR SHARE OF A MENCHI CONSUMPTION!"

She pointed at the sky. "TO DENOUNCE THOSE THAT STAND IN OUR WAY! WHEN THE WORLD IS OURS, THEY ALL SHALL PAAAAAA(big explosion in background)AAYYYYYY!"

She turned and posed. "EXCEL!"

...And turned and did a different pose. "EXCEL!"

The background changed over, now a galaxy with a big red E in front of it. "EXCEL OF ACROSS CHARGES RECKLESSLY AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! SURRENDER, BOW BEFORE LORD ILPALAZZO, OR PREPARE TO-"

At that moment, Ilpalazzo pulled the rope and Excel began to fall to her impending doom... (ha, impending doom! Like that's gonna stop her!)

"FIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" she continued before pit showed a faint glimmer of light as she fell... In other words: Ding!

Ilpalazzo gazed at his stopwatch. "Twenty-nine seconds..." he muttered. "a new record!"

Jessie, James and Meowth of Team Rocket appeared behind Ilpalazzo's throne.

"So long, twerp!" Jessie cheered.

"That's what you get when you steal our motto..." James said.

"...From thieves like us!" Meowth added.

Ilpalazzo gave a death-glare at Team Rocket while he pulled another rope with a sign that read: "Pull in case Team Rocket appears!"

"WE'RE FALLING ALREADY! (ding!)" the Rocket trio screamed as they fell into the pit.

Ilpalazzo sighed. "Sorry, but you're not the stars of the show... or, in this case, fanfic. Now, I wonder if they got my e-mail..." He stared out into the darkness of the lonely throne room as a cricket chirped off in the distance. "...I guess there's only one way to find out."

Chapter 2: Target: Excel!

Today's mini-experiment... failed.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH! SPIDERS!" Excel cried while wallowing in the pit.

...Okay, a little bit of success. (Author laughs at Excel's fear and pain.)

"AAAAAAHHHHHH! PIKACHU!" screamed Team Rocket as they attempted to escape the other pit.

Lots of success if you're a Twerp fan. (Author cries at Team Rocket's fear and pain...)

And now, a clip from the next chapter:

Great Will folded her arms. "Fine! Stubborn pain in the ass! I'll make sure you go on the "Do not revive with great power" list!"

(End clip)

T.R.: This updating is coming along much easier than I thought it would... Yay!