Jamie gave me a coy look and said, "Nothing."
I pinched her arm…she let out a squeal and said, "Ouch…what was that for?"
I said, "For lying to me…what is it…don't make me ask Glenn in front of all these people."
Jamie looked horrified and said, "You wouldn't dare?" I said, "Are you challenging me?"
I stood up and she grabbed my hand and pulled me back down and said, "Okay…okay…you win."
I smiled and said, "Thank you…I love winning."
Jamie said, "Can we walk for a little while…this is so embarrassing…if anyone else hear's this…other then you…and of course Glenn knowing…I'll just die…I swear…" I laughed a little and said, "Okay, let's go…" We walked up the steps to the second tear of seats in the arena and made our selves comfortable sitting on the steps in the isle…I said, "Okay James…spill it." Jamie started blushing and hadn't even started the story.
Jamie said, "I can't believe I'm about to tell you this…it's so humiliating…if you tell anyone I'll kill you…I swear to God and everything that is Holy." I smiled and said, "Okay…I promise…what's going on?"
Jamie said, "Okay…here goes nothing…" Jamie took a couple of deep breaths and said, "Here's the deal…me and Glenn were both horny as hell last night and we decided some sort of foreplay before we got into sex would be good for us…that way after we cam the first time…when we got to sex, we would both last a little bit longer…So Glenn said he was dying to 69 with me…I had no objection…so Glenn threw me on top of him and we both went to town…now you know I don't normally have gas or at least not when I'm in the middle of anything intimate…god me and Glenn don't even fart in front of each other yet…"
I looked at Jamie and said, "Oh no..." Jamie nodded and said, "Yea…oh no is right…I decided I really had to fart…but I didn't think it would be that bad…so I squeezed my butt cheeks together and let it slowly creep out…I was relieved to hear it was soundless…which you know what that means…"
We looked at each other and said at the same time, "Silent but deadly."
I said, "What did Glenn say?" Jamie said, "At first nothing…but then the smell started radiating in the room…and I thought I was going to pass out…Glenn moved me off of him and got up…my face was the same shade of red as his costume…Glenn said, 'Man, what the hell was that?' I was…how did you put it earlier? Mortified…? I was a mix between mortified and horrified."
I was really trying not to laugh and said, "What happened?"
She said, "Well…I explained myself to him and we laughed a little after I got the blushing embarrassment out of the way…he started getting dressed…and I said, 'I thought you wanted to 69…' he said, 'Man, did you smell that…I'm not sticking around for 68 more of those.' I was still mortified…he went down to the bar and got drunk…and I sat in the bath tub for a while…and actually fell asleep in the tub…this morning…he acted as if nothing happened…I honestly don't know what to say or do around him now…I imagine this leaves me wide open for him to start farting around me now…God knows he deserves a little retribution after last night."
By the end of the story I was laying down on the step laughing so hard…my laugh was echoing though the arena…
The guys in the arena with Glenn and Mark could hear me…Glenn said, "Who is that laughing that hard…" Mark said, "Its Samantha…I know that laugh anywhere…it's the sweetest sound anyone could hear."
Glenn immediately knew whatSami was laughing about and just decided to keep his thoughts and comments to himself…
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Thanx for ALL the wonderful reviews people! I appreciate every single one!
Maxine
Roxxy1984 – True Taker does need to wake up and move on…BUT it's not always easy to just move on.
Pianogal – It probably does suck to make love with someone and have them call out someone's name that ISNT yours…I would've had to punch his ass!
Demon Spawn – I feel ya on the tragedy part…I lost both of my parents when I was 17 to a drunk driver…I know depression set in on me for a good 3 years, before I could even think about do anything with my life. No one ever wants to replace the people they miss the most in their lives…sometimes it just…happens.
NSB – Aight…Don't die on me! Update in progress always! So there's more…ENJOY!