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The Kingdom Hearts cast were all sitting in the living room. Riku was sitting on the couch and Sora and Kairi were on the floor. Nicole was on the floor looking at tapes. She threw one and it hit Sora.
Sora:
Nicole: Hey! Look at this tape! It's the auditions for Kingdom Hearts!
Riku: (His left eye twitches) The horror!
Nicole: This was funny! (Puts it in)
-0-The tape-0-
Nicole: Ok, trying out for the part of Sora is…Wakka?
Wakka: YEAH MON! Ok, yo Riku mon. Kairi is mine ya?
Nicole: Next!
Kairi: I'm trying out for Kairi!
Nicole: (Sarcastically) No!
Kairi: Sora, don't ever change.
Nicole: Um…I don't know… (A fat guy dressed in a Kairi wig comes in)(Looks at Kairi)YOU'VE GOT THE PART KAI!
Kairi: COOL! (A guy walks in)
Sora: What about Kairi?
The guy: Kairi's coming with us! The door is open Sora! Now I can infest it with darkness and take this world over! BWHAHAHAHAHA!
Nicole: AXEL! FOR THE LAST TIME, NO! YOU CAN'T BE RIKU!
-0-Realktiy-0-
Riku: AHHHHHH! (Smashes the tape)
Nicole: It wasn't that bad…
Riku: Shut up!
Nicole: Excuse me?
Riku: Erm…I…uh…um….GAH!
Nicole: Yeah, that's what I thought!
Random voice: Kingdom Hearts behind the scenes!
Nicole: NO! Not yet! (The screen goes blurry, indicating that the behind the scenes thing has started)
-0-BEHIND THE SCENES!-0-
Ansem: It has been there all along! Kairi's heart rests within you!
Sora: What? How'd it get in there?
Ansem: Uh…
Sora: BUT WE USED A CONDEM!
Nicole: 0o;;;I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!
-0-Redo-0-
Ansem: It has been there all along! Kairi's heart rests within you!
Sora: Kairi's inside of me? I thought I was inside of her!
Nicole: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT! AHHAHA! (Rubs head and stomps her feet)BAD IMAGES! BAD IMAGES!
-0-The scene where Riku is trying to save Kairi-0-
Riku: You've gotta run! The heartless are coming! OW! (He runs into the microphone above his head)
Nicole: CUT!
-0-Redo-0-
Riku: You've gotta run! Heartless are coming!
Kairi: THE HEARTLESS ARE COMING! THE HEARTLESS ARE COMING!
Nicole: CUT!
-0-Redo-0-
Riku: You've gotta run! The heartless are comin--(The microphone again) The heartless are com--(Microphone) The heartles--(Microphone) AHHHHHHHHH! (Rips it out of the ceiling)
Rikku (Yeah, from FFX): GASP! I'M A MICROPHONE RIGHTS ACTIVIST AND I'm INSULTED! (Takes the microphone and starts to hit his knees with it)BATBATBATBAT!
Nicole: Cut?
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OK, that's all for this chapter. If I didn't get your ideas in this chapter, don't worry. All ideas will be used…unless they suck! 0o;;; Anyway, review!