I don't own KH! I don't even own the questions!
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Nicole set the survey down on the table and everybody took one. (BoldQuestion)
Name: Sora.
Have you ever met a mongoose named Sam? Um…one time and it was in Tobikunai-sama's backyard.
Where did you get those coconuts? Hurky gave them to me! I SWEAR!
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? WHAT?
Are you or have you ever been a fish? NO! Well, I once was a merman. Does that count?
Can you say Funky Monkey 10 times fast? YEAH! FUNKYMONKEYFUNKYMONKEYFUNKYMONKEYFUCKYMONKEY…CRAP! I SIAD FUCKY MONKEY!
What do you do with a brass monkey? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Are you color blind? Do I look like a dog? DON'T ANSWER THAT!
Do you like ducks? WHO TOLD YOU!
Did your mom pick out your outfit this morning? NO! I am perfectly capable! (Attempts to take off his sock and fails)
Why is grass green? Um…because it feels like it?
Why is crack whack? Because the commercial said so!
Are you the greatest? I don't know…
Are you part squirrel? No, but my mom's part French and that's just as bad! (Sorry, but the French don't shave their armpits!)
Peanut Butter and Jelly or Oreos? OREOS! OREOS!
Quick! Think of a number! FIVE!
Why is Riku's hair gray? I think he's an old man! HIS SKIN IS PALE AND HE HAS GRAY HAIR!
What's your middle name? Um…………….I really don't feel comfortable saying that my middle name is Leslie…CRAP! (Sora hands in his paper)
Name: Riku.
Have you ever met a mongoose named Sam? What the--
Where did you get those coconuts? My fan girls.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? No.
Are you or have you ever been a fish? No, at least I don't recall.
Can you say Funky Monkey 10 times fast? Yeah, because I'm Riku!
What do you do with a brass monkey? Scare Sora…Ha…he hates them.
Are you color blind? No, why do you ask?
Do you like ducks? Ducks are gay…like Sora.
Did your mom pick out your outfit this morning? Can my mom make me look this good? (Flashes a sparkling smile)
Why is grass green? Would it look good if it were any other color?
Why is crack whack? Because you can't look hot while on crack!
Are you the greatest? HELL YEAH!
Are you part squirrel? 0o;;;;;;;;
Peanut Butter and Jelly or Oreos? Neither.
Quick! Think of a number! ONE!
Why is Riku's hair gray? It isn't gray! It's silver! SILVER!
What's your middle name? Oh, that's easy. (Puts hand over mouth and mumbles)
Name: Kairi.
Have you ever met a mongoose named Sam? I've never seen a mongoose.
Where did you get those coconuts? They fall whenever Sora runs into the tree.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? No, why? Are you?
Are you or have you ever been a fish? Um…no?
Can you say Funky Monkey 10 times fast? I've never really tried.
What do you do with a brass monkey? Put it in my room with all of my other, richy girl items that I'll never use.
Are you color blind? NO. Then, how could I tell if my clothes match?
Do you like ducks? I've never really thought about that.
Did your mom pick out your outfit this morning? Why would you think that?
Why is grass green? Well… (Insert science fact here)
Why is crack whack? Because drugs are bad! (A halo appears above her head)
Are you the greatest? No.
Are you part squirrel? Is this a trick question?
Peanut Butter and Jelly or Oreos? Oreos and peanut butter!
Quick! Think of a number! THREE!
Why is Riku's hair gray? Why are you asking me?
What's your middle name? (Insert some nice, angelic name here)
Name: Axel.
Have you ever met a mongoose named Sam? YES! HE WILL HELP ME GET A BETTER PART! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Where did you get those coconuts? What coconuts?
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Vexen thinks so.
Are you or have you ever been a fish? No, why? DO I SMELL! (Smells his armpits)
Can you say Funky Monkey 10 times fast? Will it help me get a better part?
What do you do with a brass monkey? Is it an evil brass monkey?
Are you color blind? NO!
Do you like ducks? NO! Wait…ducks right? Does Larxene count?
Did your mom pick out your outfit this morning? No. Why are you asking that? (Nervous chuckle)
Why is grass green? HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW!
Why is crack whack? Who said that? (Snuffs some)
Are you the greatest? I am! But will anyone realize that?
Are you part squirrel? No! I wish…Nicole likes squirrels! That squirrel could get a part!
Peanut Butter and Jelly or Oreos? Both.
Quick! Think of a number! 10!
Why is Riku's hair gray? Because he likes to be all cool and be leader and… (Rambles on about how Riku thinks he's better)
What's your middle name?
Um…would you believe me if I told you it was FerdinandMarcusSnoopy?
Name: Nicole!
Have you ever met a mongoose named Sam? YEAH! He lives in my closet!
Where did you get those coconuts? (Suspiciously)Does it matter? I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE!
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? YOU FINALLY AGREE!
Are you or have you ever been a fish? Nope.
Can you say Funky Monkey 10 times fast? YEAH! I'M SKILLED!
What do you do with a brass monkey? Add it top my collection…I MEAN D'OH!
Are you color blind? No, I'm not a dog.
Do you like ducks? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Did your mom pick out your outfit this morning? Um…no?
Why is grass green? Because I said so!
Why is crack whack? SUGAR IS BETTER!
Are you the greatest? Nope, Riku is!
Are you part squirrel? I WISH!
Peanut Butter and Jelly or Oreos? OREOS!
Quick! Think of a number! Q!
Why is Riku's hair gray? It's silver…and because it looks cool!
What's your middle name?
Noelle. (It really is, does it stink?)
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