A Day Of Evil Events
Disclaimer: we do not own shaman king if we did Ren would be gay.
"There's a fair!There's a fair! cried Lyserg as he bounced off the walls. HoroHoro was watching him in amazment.
"Lyserg shut up we are not going to the fair! yelled Ren.
"Hey Ren there's a milk drinking contest," cooed Yoh.
"Lets go now," roared Ren. They climbed in to a taxi. Hao was saying how he had drunk a tone of beer before and Ren was singing "Milk, milk, glorious milk!" They arrived at 11:00.
"I wanna go on the ferris whell," moaned Rio. All of them knew that he was a drag when he was depressed so the made there way to the ferris wheel. After a long wait in the queue and many attacks on Chocolove they got into the carridge. At the top the ferris wheel stopped Chocolove, being stupid, cracked a stupid joke.
"What happens when you mix terrace with a wheel? You get a terrace wheel! You geddit?" Rio was so shocked by how crap his joke was that he chucked him off the side. Meanwhile Hao was in his own carridge burning all the others (he's not drunk). After that they decided that Chocolove hadn't been hurt enough so they went to the rollercoaster.
"Ddoo Wwee Hhaavve Ttoo," stuttered Ren.'The Hurler' was the name of the rollercoaster. HoroHoro looked at the rollercoaster with a loving smile. He sprinted towards the queue pushing little kiddys out the way. They waited for 30 minutes. When they reahed the loop de loop Ren just happened to be right above Chocolove when he threw up! Also it happened all over again when they did the barrel roll. Finally when they got off the smell of Chocolove's hair killed many children and made Hao drunk again. Because he's a twat he decided to dance on the top of a carridge on the ferris wheel.
Next Ren who is also a twat decided to go in to the milk drinking contest. He surprisingly won the contest. Although he did throw up on Chocolove's shoes.
Ren decided to give the ship toss a miss because he had already thrown up three times. The rest of the gang made their way to the ship. They were all strapped in, Chocolove was thinking of another joke to tell as soon as the ride nearly reached the point of up-side down. The ride reached the top and Chocolove told his long awaited joke,
"We are really getting in to the swing of things."
Yoh cut his straps so that when the ship went up-side down both Chocolove and Lyserg screamed.
"Oh shut up!" yelled Anna raising her eyebrow and their foolish behavior.They shut up imediatly. Meanwhile Yoh was waving to Ren, Ren even managed to wave back even though he was hurling in to a bin. Also at moment in time Chocolove was falling to his death. Nobody cared much but a few people laughed at him.
When they all got off the ride it was time to go home, Ren and Chocolove were forced in to a different taxi. Eventually they all arrived home, they all climbed in to the bath outside apart from Ren who had thrown up another five times in the taxi and another in the sink so he went to bed to make sure he had a good nights sleep. All of the gang had a good nights sleep even Ren and Chocolove.