Tease Me, Tease Me Not- Chapter 2: Dirty Dancing

Hello Everyone! Apparently I was right and this really is the first story of it's kind. I can promise you all that Yuna will not stay a whore forever, there will be romance between Tidus and Yuna, and the updateswill keep coming! Just give it all time. ANYWAY, I hope you enjoy the newest chapter (we get to see a side of Yuna that no one else has ever seen before).


It was morning before the janitor had unlocked the door to the closet. The two groaned and dragged themselves out of the closet. Classes would start in a few hours. Just enough time to get home and change their clothes for the new day.

Yuna sprinted to the bathroom, she had needed to go pee for hours. When she got home she was greeted by Lulu. "What happened to you?"

"I got locked in a closet in the school all night with a stupid asshole that I despise," Yuna said.

Lulu's eyes widened as she just stared at Yuna. "Don't ask," Yuna said as she walked into her room. She walked to her closet and pulled out a tight pink tee-shirt that revealed her stomach and a short mini skirt. She leaned over her collection of shoes and picked up her favorite pair of heels. Yuna brushed the knots out of her hair and washed her face.

Yuna slung her backpack over her shoulder and yelled to Lulu in the other room, "I'll see ya at school Lulu!"

She probably didn't even hear me. Usually I don't leave this early but I'm determined to get my parking space from that jerk!

Yuna rushed to school, thankfully she didn't run into any cops or she would have been pulled over for speeding. And there it was, her parking spot, untouched by the blue sports car. But before she could start congratulating herself, a blue blur rushed by her, occupying her parking space. She knew immediately who was in the driver's seat.

It was early enough so that there was a free parking spot a few spaces down, but Yuna was so infuriated that she wasn't even thinking of that now.

She saw Tidus exit the car. He smiled and waved to her, knowing that in doing so he was making Yuna's blood boil. Yuna's grip around the steering wheel tightened. She parked in the space a few spots back and closed her car door with a "slam!"

Yuna stomped to the school doors, still pissed off at Tidus. As if the last 24 hours weren't bad enough, now she had to deal with some stupid jock and get through school on no sleep. She needed something to calm her nerves. A party! That was it. She'd go out partying tonight. That would help her to relax.

Yuna walked to her locker, when she noticed Tidus approaching Rikku.

"Rikku!" Tidus screamed.

"Uh Oh!" Rikku said as she tried to run away.

"Grab her!" Tidus screamed at Gippal and Wakka. Gippal lunged at Rikku and grabbed her around the waist and picked her up off the floor.

"Lemme go! Lemme go!" Rikku screamed as she attempted to wiggle out of Gippal's embrace.

"What did she do this time?" Gippal asked with a sigh.

Tidus walked up to Rikku and gave her an evil glare. "She locked me in a closet with a girl, for the entire night, until the janitor unlocked the door this morning," Tidus announced without taking his eyes off of Rikku.

"I don't see what the problem with that is." Gippal said with a grin.

"She locked me in the closet with Yuna," Tidus said simply.

"Oh." Gippal said as he looked down at Rikku, "Your in trouble, squirt."

"He he…" Rikku said nervously. She took this opportunity to slip out from Gippal and run to her homeroom.

Tidus sighed, "That was the worst night ever and Rikku is so going to pay for it."

Tidus, Gippal and Wakka made their way to homeroom. Where they met up with Rikku. As the teacher was taking attendance Rikku slid her desk over next to Tidus, "I think I've figured out a way to make up the whole 'closet thing'."

Tidus crossed his arms, "I'm listening."

Rikku's eyes sparkled with joy, "Oh goodie! I heard about a party at Nooj's house. He always throws the best parties! We can meet up there at 8 tonight."

"Alright…" Tidus said.

"Does that mean I'm off the hook?" Rikku asked with a pair of huge, watery eyes.

"Let's just say your on probation."

LATER AT YUNA"S

"You sure you don't want to come, Lulu?" Yuna asked as she slipped into her leather pants.

"I can't. I have an essay due tomorrow and I've barely even started yet."

"Alright. I should be back late. Don't wait up."

"Are you kidding? At the rate I'm going with this essay, I'm gonna be up all night!"

Yuna smiled at Lulu and grabbed the keys to her car. She rushed down to her car.

I'm so excited! A night to just relax and cut lose. No stupid jocks to spoil my night.

She hoped into her car and drove to the party. When she arrived it was only 7 p.m. but the place was already full of people.

She parked her car and walked through the door. It was then that she sited her best friend, beer. She ran over and started to chug it down. It wasn't until her seventh or eighth can that she started to feel a buzz. She decided it was time for some fun.

Yuna hopped up to the nearest table and kicked off all the beer cans. That was when one of her favorite songs kicked on 'Real Emotion'. Yuna started to dance on top of the table signing along to the lyrics. That was when most of the guys at the party noticed Yuna's dirty dancing and decided to watch her shake what she had.

Unknown to Yuna, Tidus and his friends walked through the door. "What are they all cheering at?" Tidus asked.

"I don't know. Lemme see," Rikku said as she hoped up onto Gippal's shoulders, "Oh my Yevan…" Rikku said as her jaw dropped.

"What is it?" Wakka asked.

"It's more like 'Who' is it." Rikku said, "You better see this for yourselves." The group made their way through the crowd. Wakka was the first one to arrive at the front. He stopped dead in his tracks.

"What is it, Wakka?" Tidus asked as he pushed his way past Wakka.

Tidus's eyes widened as he saw Yuna on top of the table. She grabbed a glass of water and poured it on her head. Yuna jumped off the table and headed to the table for another beer.

"Here take this one," a guy standing next to Yuna said, "You're a really good dancer."

"Thanks," Yuna said as she guzzled down the beer, "I'll be back in a second."

"Anything you want."

Yuna left and the guy who handed Yuna the beer was joined by another unfamiliar guy. Tidus walked to the table to grab a beer. "…I told you, I put the stuff in the can of beer. She'll be wild for the rest of the night," the guy said.

Tidus's eyes widened Oh my Yevan, they've drugged her! I hate her and all but she doesn't deserve THAT!

He ran to Rikku. "Rikku! I just overheard something. Some guy just drugged Yuna."

Rikku's head snapped to meet up with Tidus, "Are you serious? We have to tell her!"

"We? I told you so that you could deal with it. She's a dirty slut! And she wouldn't listen to me anyways," Tidus said.

"Fine, then just come with me." Tidus rolled his eyes and followed Rikku to find Yuna.

They found her leaning against the wall being hit on by a guy with long hair. "Yuna!" Rikku shouted.

Yuna turned towards the source of the voice. "Oh no…your not gonna lock me in another closet with chocobos for brains over there again, are you?" Yuna lost her balance for a second.

"No. We just really need to talk to you alone. It's important."

"Fine." Yuna said and shooed away the guy with the long hair, "I thought I'd get to spend a night with out having to deal with super jock over there. What's so important that it couldn't wait until later?"

Tidus was getting aggravated at Yuna. "Tidus overheard some guy say that he drugged your drink."

Yuna raised an eyebrow, "I highly doubt that. Tidus just…wants me to have…no fun. And you know what else.. I bet he…" Yuna said. Her words were becoming slurry. Until Yuna passed out on the floor.

"Yuna!" Rikku screamed, "Tidus, get Wakka and Gippal. Tell them to meet us in the bathroom." Tidus nodded and ran off to find them. Rikku dragged Yuna into the bathroom and locked the door behind her.

After a few minutes there was a knock at the door. "Occupied!"

"Rikku, it's us!" The voice on the other end of the door screamed. Rikku ran for the door and unlocked it.

"Tidus told us what happened. Let me see her," Wakka said as he walked over to Yuna. He took her pulse and checked for breathing.

"She should be fine. She just ingested too much alcohol. Combine that with the drugs and this was bound to happen. She needs to rest. Someone has to drive her home." Everyone stared at Tidus.

"Hell no!" Tidus said.

"You're the one who found out about the drugs. You started it, you finish it," Gippal said.

Tidus dropped his head, "Fine…"

He picked her up in his arms and walked to the door, "I'm going home after this, so I'll see you guys in homeroom tomorrow."

He got to his car and placed Yuna in the passenger's seat.

Man, I hate her. She just HAD to get drunk and ruin the party for me. At least she can't talk while she's passed out. Why does she have to do this to herself. No wonder she has such a bad reputation at school. At least I know where she lives from when Wakka and I dropped Lulu off that one time.

He arrived at Yuna's apartment. He tried his best to wake her but it was no good. He was going to have to carry up to her room. He parked his car and ran around to the other side to grab Yuna.

At least she's pretty when that big mouth of her's isn't going.

Tidus arrived at her room number and knocked on the door. A few seconds later, Lulu opened the door. She was immediately in shock. What was she suppose to think? Yuna's worse enemy holding her passed out body in his arms. The whole situation raised a lot of questions in Lulu's mind.

"I don't want to explain. Just tell me where Yuna's room is." Lulu opened the door and pointed to a room down the hall, she was in too much shock to speak. Tidus made his way down to Yuna's room and placed her in the bed under the covers. Without saying a word, he left Yuna's room and went out the door.

After Tidus was out the door, Lulu spoke out load to no one in particular, "What the hell was that all about?"


Well, THAT was an interesting chapter! If I were Lulu I'd had some interesting questions for Yuna. In the next chapter things should get better between Tidus and Yuna as they go off to a special "getaway" with the rest of the class. Oh ya and please Review!