Tease Me, Tease Me Not- Chapter 3: Sweet, Sweet Revenge
Alright! Chapter 3 (Woohoo!). Things are about to get worse for Yuna and Tidus (if that's at all possible). But I assure you all: THERE WILL BE ROMANCE between the two. And maybe romance with some other couples (hint hint). But it might be a few chapters.I'll stop blabbing and let you enjoy Tidus and Yuna pissed off at each other (while it lasts).
Yuna awoke the next day in her pajamas, "What the…?"
She wiped the sand out of her eyes and hoped into the shower. She leaned against the wall as her head throbbed in pain and went into deep thought.
What happened last night? How did I get home, let alone end up in my pajamas in my own bed? The last thing I remember is…Hate flared up in Yuna's eyes. THAT STUPID JOCK! This is all his fault! I know he had something to do with me having to leave the party!
Yuna quickly finished up her shower and got dressed, "Yuna, your awake. I wasn't sure if you would ever get up after last night."
"What happened last night?" Yuna asked as she took out three aspirin from the cabinet.
Lulu crossed her arms and leaned against the door frame, "I was just about to ask you the same thing." Yuna headed into the kitchen to grab a bowl of cereal.
"Around ten or eleven last night, Tidus showed up with you in his arms…" Lulu said.
"TIDUS!" Yuna shouted in shock, spitting out the bite of cereal she had just put in her mouth.
"Ya, that's what I said. Anyway, he just put you in your bed and left. He didn't explain any of it. I thought that you might have known what was going on…"
"I knew it! He did have something to do with all of this! I bet he even had something to do with me passing out! I hate that stupid jock!" Yuna screamed.
"If he was the one who made you pass out then why would he bring you home?" Lulu asked.
"I don't know! Guilt? Or maybe he was jealous that I was having such a good time and decided to make me pass out and take me home. I'll show that idiot." Yuna said.
"What ever," Lulu said as Yuna rushed out of the door and down the apartment stairs to her car. She spent the entire car ride plotting what she would say to Tidus when she saw him.
She stomped her way into the school, determined to find Tidus. She found him in his normal spot where he met up with Gippal, Wakka and Rikku everyday. He seemed to be laughing at one of Rikku's jokes.
Tidus's head turned towards Yuna's direction. Wonder why she looks so pissed off. I pity the fool who she's mad at…
"TIDUS!" Yuna screamed down the hall. Oh shit…
Yuna walked up to Tidus and grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, "What right did you have to screw me up at that party last night!"
"What!" Tidus said taken aback.
"You heard me asshole! I know you had something to do with it!" Yuna said in a furious voice.
"Hold it, ya?" Wakka said.
"Ya, Yuna. You've got it all wrong! Tidus helped you! He told me that he overheard some guys saying they drugged your beer. When we went to tell you, you passed out on the floor. Then he drove you home!" Rikku said innocently.
"I highly doubt that! How do I know that you weren't that one to drug my beer, Tidus? I bet that's exactly what happened! He drugged my beer and then told you guys he overheard someone drug me so that he would look like an innocent bystander!" Yuna screamed.
By know people were starting to stare at them. "What!" Tidus said. "Yevan, I can't even help you without you being a bitch!"
"Shut up, dumb ass! I know it was you!" Yuna said as Gippal pulled her away from the grip she had around Tidus throat, "This isn't over!"
LUNCH
"Wow, did you see the freak out between Yuna and Tidus?" giggled one of Yuna's so called 'friends' named Dona.
"Totally! She is such a whore. Look over there, love! The two are at it again!" said one of Yuna's other 'friends', Leblanc.
On the other side of the cafeteria Yuna approached Tidus at his lunch table. "Can't you even let me enjoy one meal without wanting to kill me, psycho?" Tidus asked Yuna.
"I don't want to kill you, silly," Yuna said giggling, "I wanted to apologize for this morning. I'm sure you were just trying to help me out."
Tidus raised an eyebrow at Yuna, "Really…"
"Ya, I felt bad and I heard you favorite drink is milk so I bought one for you. Here you go." With that Yuna poured the entire carton of milk over Tidus's head, "Ops." Yuna said sarcastically.
The milk ran down Tidus's face. He could not think of a time he had been more angry, "You ugly bitch…" he said under his breath, Rikku could have sworn that she saw a vain on Tidus's forehead start to throb.
"Well, I'll see ya around Tidus." Yuna said as she ran off laughing to herself.
"Are you alright, brudda?" Wakka asked, afraid that Tidus would burst at any moment.
Tidus sat still in his seat. "She's so going to get it now…"
THE NEXT DAY
Yuna happily skipped to school. She was still happy about her prank at lunch the day before. She walked up to her locker, "Hey Lulu! For the first time in a while we actually got to school at the same time. Wanna walk to home room toge…AHHHH!" Yuna screamed as she opened her locker and was over flown with hundreds of condoms.
Lulu immediately closed her locker to see what the ruckus was. "Yuna! Are you alright?"
Yuna stood up, "Besides the increasing anger inside of me, yes." She looked inside her locker to reveal a note taped to the swinging door "I thought you could use some protection."
"Yuna…"
"Go to homeroom, Lulu. I'll meet you there." Yuna said as she tensed up.
"Are you sure you don't want any help cleaning up all these…condoms." Lulu couldn't help but laugh at the situation.
"I'll be fine, I promise."
"Alright, but don't be late." Yuna stood there alone in the halls. Her fists tightened as she fell to her knees and she started to sob. Why me…? She wiped away the tears on her face and threw all the condoms in the trash and then headed to her homeroom.
When she entered she saw Wakka and Tidus laugh and give each other a high five. She looked at her shoulder where there was still a condom. She grabbed it and threw it into the near by trashcan. Yuna went to her seat. Wait till I get you back for this Tidus!
"Class! Before I take roll call, I have a special surprise for you all. With some of the mishaps that have been going on between students in the school…" Yuna swore that she saw teacher glance over at her, "the school board has decided to send you all to 'Lala Luca' next week."
Some guy raised his hand in the back, "Yes, Bartello?"
"Isn't Lala Luca that 'friendship camp' in Luca that is meant for 12 year olds?"
"Well, I will admit that it is typically only used for kids of that age, but it is meant for all ages." Everyone in the class moaned, "However, you all haven't let me finish. Everyone will be set into teams and will be expected to complete certain challenges. The group with the most improvement, which is determined by points, will win an all expenses paid cruise around Spira!"
Everyone in the class started to whisper. This had gotten their attention. "It wont be as easy as you may expect though. The teachers have all gotten together and decided on the groups. The goal of this is to make enemies into friends, so your groups of 7 may contain some of your best friends and some of the people you hate most. We teachers know more that you think we do about who you don't get along with."
She paused and took a piece of paper out of her desk, "Now, would anyone like to know who's in their group?" The whole class broke out in a load cry, "Well, too bad. No one can see it yet. It will be posted on the bulletin board after class."
As the bell was down to it's final seconds before ringing, Tidus and Yuna stared at each other across the room. She's going to try to beat me to the list, but I wont let her! I'll get there first.
Once the bell rang there was a mad rush around the corner to be the first to see the list. Yuna was tiny and managed to be one of the first people out of the room.
Oh no you don't! Tidus thought as he placed his foot on Wakka's back and lunged over the crowd in one huge leap. "Hey! Watch it, Brudda!" Wakka screamed. Tidus's feet slipped out from under him as he turned the corner but quickly recovered. He reached the list panting. Wakka and Gippal shortly followed behind him, followed by the rest of the student body.
Haha! I beat her! Tidus ran his finger down the list. Group 3: Tidus M., Wakka B.… Tidus gave Wakka a high five, "Keep reading, Brudda." Wakka said. Tidus M., Wakka B. Lulu V. Yuna L., Gippal P., Paine T., and Rikku A.
"Crap!" Tidus said as he drooped his head. Speaking of Yuna, I thought she would have beaten me here, or at least would have been right behind me.
Tidus finished off his day at school, "I'll meet you at blitzball practice, Wakka!" He shouted as he left to go to the locker room to change into his uniform. Lately his coach had been getting on his back for being late.
When he entered the locker room, a disgusting smell filled the room. "What the hell is that!" Tidus said. He was determined to find the source of the odor. He followed it past the showers and to the lockers. Before he knew it he was at his locker. He opened it and got a huge smell that made him gag. The smell was coming from his gym bag.
He opened his bag to reveal his blitzball uniform covered in rotten fish guts. In anger he threw his gym bag across the room. In his locker hung a letter that said "Something to match your personality". He ripped the note off, crumpled it in his hand, and tossed it in the trash. Tidus grinned and then started to laugh. So that's what she rushed out of the class so fast. But I was smart enough to know that she'd do something like this after the condoms I put in her locker. She'll discover it any minute now…
MEANWHILE, IN THE PARKING LOT
"That little bastard!" Yuna screamed as she saw her car. 'Someone' had covered her car in mustard and ketchup. "He's going to die!"
The random pranks continued for the next week between the two. Ending in everything from, chocolate in Yuna's hair to Tidus's car being towed, to completely screwed up lunches containing worms, cigarette butts and other random substances. But before the two knew it, camp was upon them and things were soon to change for the both of them…
Chapter 3 has been concluded and who knew that the two could be so evil towards each other? I swear thatwill be changing soon enough... And what was up with Yuna crying? Could she possibly be a nice person? We are soon to find out...And Review! Why? Because I said so! Or face my Spades Wrath!