A/N I do not own any devil May cry looks in this story, but The Dante look Kicks ass.
Harry smiled and put back his sword, his crimson coat shifting in the wind. "So, what's up? " The entire hallway looked awestruck, and Neville fainted. Harry smiled and said, "Nothing's changed. As for all you farts, I'm gonna go to bed." Harry just walked up to the tower and went to bed. In the morning, entire crowds of giddy Gryffindors were looking at Harry. Harry just said, "Okay… No questions." When Harry got up, he kicked the coat rack and in mid air, slipped into his coat, his black shirt still on. "Hmm. Since when did this place become like this?" He said. A red headed girl came up to Harry and tried to slap him, but Harry just grabbed the hand and said, "Ginny, no touchie the merchandise." The redhead just stood there, shocked. "Oi. Potter! I have a bone to pick with you!" Said a blonde boy, accompanied by two bigger ones, looking menacing. Harry just smiled and said, "I'll kick your ass anyway." Malfoy smiled. "So, we have an angry mouth here. Take care of him, Crab, Goyle." The two bigger boys lunged at Harry, but Harry just jumped and knocked out the two with two simultaneous uppercuts. "Malfoy, Hire better Bodyguards." Harry walked away while Malfoy lunged at Harry. Harry back flipped and since they were near a wall, Harry kicked Malfoy into the wall. "Score." Harry smiled and just walked away. Ron and Hermione watched the entire fight and ran up to Harry. "Mate, where did you learn that?" "Harry, you do know the consequences to this?" Harry just turned around and said, "Ron, I was taught this, and Hermione, I know." Harry whistled a tune on his way to the grounds.
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Harry: This guy is nuts.
Hermione: Amen to that.
Ron: Diddo.
DB: Be careful what you say, I can make this story very…. Uncomfortable for you.
Trio: Sowwy!