Harry picked up his red lion guitar in the common room, and began singing.

"Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it!

We're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We're going down, down (down, down)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it!"

Harry looked around, and there were eighteen mouths agape.

"What?"

Ron spoke up. "That was wicked! Where did you learn to play?"

Harry looked down. "Sirius…"

Ron said, "WOAH! HE TAUGHT YOU THAT!"

Hermione looked furious and smacked Ron in the back of the head with a hard fist.

Ron scowled and popped up. "BLOODY HELL! What was that for Hermione ! I just said… Oh… Damn…."

Ron Backed away, while Hermione just looked sympathetic. "Sorry Harry… "

Harry gave a fake smile. "It's ok…. It isn't your fault. It was mine."

Hermione slapped Harry. "GET OVER IT! IT wasn't your fault! Bellatrix did it! Stop acting childish and grow up!"

Harry clenched his hands. "That's all you have to say? I thought you knew better. I lived a life without my parents, endured torture by the Dursleys, and lost my godfather in the last 6 years! If you have gone through that, you can talk to me again!" Harry stormed off, making Snape's anger look like a happy child.