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Chapter 2: Memory Number One

Harry opened his eyes to see that they were still at Hogwarts. The only thing different was, instead of Snape's chambers, they were in the Great Hall. Harry looked around for Snape. It didn't take too long to find him, since he's the only greasy git there. Snape was the one reading, while everyone else was talking in little groups and laughing, he's reading a damn book. Oh no, another Hermione!

" Look in the far end of the table, Harry." Dumbledore said. Harry's eyes darted towards to where Dumbledore referred to and saw a very beautiful girl.

" What about her?"

" Just watch."

" You've seen this memory before, haven't you?"

" We're only seeing the memories I see fit. Now watch." Harry watched as the girl walked over to Snape.

" Hello, I'm Ebony. What's your name?" Snape looked up.

" S…S…Sn…Sna…"

" Take your time." Harry held his hands to his mouth to hold in laughter.

" His name is Severus Snape." Harry saw Sirius Black and James Potter walk up to the pair. Sirius put his arm around Snape. " But we like to call him Snivelles." He said while Snape pushed his arm off.

" Snivelles? Okay, then... Well anyways, I was wondering if you would like to come on a Hogsmeade trip with me?"

" He would love to!" James said. The girl smiled and left.

" How dare you make a date for me!"

" How stupid can you be? She's one of the hottest girls around this place and you were going to turn her down? We did you a favor, be thankful." James said with a smug smile.

" Oh yeah, so very thankful." Snape said with a snort. When Sirius and James left Harry turned to Dumbledore.

" So? They got Snape a date, big deal."

" Watch, Harry." The memory shifted into a classroom. Looking for Snape, Harry saw Ebony and Sirius.

" He'll be coming down soon. Just flirt a little and then dump him. That's it."

" Money." Ebony held out her hand.

" Do a good job and then you'll get it." She rolled her eyes.

" Fine!"

" Shh, here he is now." Snape walked in and again the memory shifted, into Hogsmeade.

" So…Uhh…Where do you want to go first?" Snape said. You could tell he was nervous as all hell. Ebony just smiled and led him to an area filled with kids. At first Ebony was really nice, holding his hands, making him laugh ( well, trying to at least!). But then after Sirius and James walked in she started to yell.

" SERVUS SNAPE I HATE YOU!" Snape went white. " I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE MY SHAMPOO! AGAIN! I TOLD YOU THAT IF YOU WANTED TO USE IT THEN ASK ME! IT DOESN'T EVEN WORK FOR YOU!" She grabbed her purse and stormed out, Sirius following her, with a full pocket. Snape looked horrible to say the least. Everyone was laughing, making the comment that they didn't know he knew what shampoo was. The memory went fuzzy.

" How could they do that? That's just wrong!" Harry thought about the memory. "Sir, didn't Snape know about their plan? It was in his memory."

" that was a mixed one. I pulled that one from Sirius', long ago. But Harry, that was only one of the many pranks pulled on Professor Snape. And the lest humiliating."

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