Eccentricismyname- well I know it's been awhile and that certain people have been waiting for Luna's very original answers to their question but here I finally have updated and Lady Rosinsniffer will too. This delay of course is mostly my fault as I forgot to put all the questions and answers into their own little word document. I take full responsibility (waits for the eggs and tomatoes to be thrown)…and I would like to thank everyone who reviewed and/or sent in questions (ah my suck uppyness should keep me safe from the eggs and tomatoes. LOL). Oh and our secret to getting down Luna's personality is simple, we're just as crazy as she is maybe a little more.

LR: Well, you're a lot crazier than I am, nyah nyah. I'm just more perverted. (hugs Love Hina )

I'd like to thank all the little people who made this possible… Mom… Dad… that dude over at the 7-11 store… okay, not that guy. Without your reviews, this story would not be possible. I… I love y'all! (blows kisses and gets all teary-eyed)

EIMN: I beg to differ the whole not being as perverted. I know tons of people who will tell you that you cant get more perverted then me….

This is the way it works: you ask your questions in the review, we'll answer to the best of our abilities and post them in the next chapter. I promise a surprise with every post I get… I.E. a big smiley face in your honor! (And of course a thank you!)

Disclaimer: You have some serious issues if you think I own Luna or any of the other characters mentioned. The fabulous J.K. Rowling, who I shall someday sell my soul to meet or perhaps even spot her on the street, owns them all. Also, my scrap of paper went well on Ebay, I got 25 cents! But now I own nothing in my name.

LR: But I own Ron! He is MINE! My precious! Muahahaha… Wait, nope, he still belongs to JK. And Hermione. Grrrr.

Dear Luna,
I like this guy but when I try to get within ten feet of him, it's like
there's an invisible wall keeping me away! What do you think it
happening?
Sincerely,
Repelled

Dear Repelled-
It's obvious that you have some rivals for this guy's affection. The Obnoxious Obstruction curse would be my guess. However, if you know the counter curse, it's easily gotten rid of: make a voodoo doll of your rivals and stick them full of pins. This will warn them off and break the curse.
-Luna Lovegood

Dear Luna,
My brother joined the Aurors, and I fear the Rotfang Conspiracy. How can I make him see the light without subjecting him or anyone else to gum disease?
Help!
Toofie Twinkie

Dear Toofie Twinkie-

Do you eat a lot of Twinkies? Your name suggests you do. I would say that if your brother is an Auror you have a lot more to fear than tooth decay. Like if your brother has sexual tension toward many of his co-workers. You could, of course, simply tell him that if he works as an Auror you will join the Dark Side (Star Wars…. Luke, I am our father…) and this shall piss him off to the point that he tells you that he shall not go and work for the Ministry and you shall be saved from gum disease. Or, you can get rid of the Imperius curse that the Ministry has so obviously encrypted in his brain. Whichever floats your boat.

-Luna Lovegood

Dear Luna,
Yesterday, my cousin turned me into a toad, and while I was trying to
change myself back, I accidentally swallowed my wand! Now, I'm human
again, but I have a wand inside of me. What should I do?
-Willow Wand Swallower

Dear Swallower-
I would not suggest waiting for it to come out the natural way, as that would be rather...er... painful. Unless of course you like pain and plan to grow up and be a damamatrix. I suggest that you go to The Three Broomsticks and find the drunk by the name of Mundungus Fletcher, who in most cases will laugh his ass off and send you on to anther drunk until one is able to give you a very illegal potion that will remove the wand from your system.
- Luna Lovegood

Dear Luna-
My Quidditch socks smell worse than a fifteen-foot troll. How do I avoid it?
-Desperately Seeking Noseplugs

Dear Noseplugs-

I suggest you get a Nitllmierthumpskie, which has quite a fetish for stinky Qudditch socks. If you wish to keep your socks, I suggest the detergent called Bleach that Muggles use. This should work on the smell, but if they still stink I highly recommend the Nitllmierthumpskie.

-Luna Lovegood

Dear Luna-
My mum keeps sending me owls. She's worried about my safety. Do you think she's being cursed or something because she has never ever written me before (I do not even get a card on my birthday). How do I tell her that I'm fine and to stop worrying?
-Being smothered by Mum

Dear Being Smothered-

I have never had this problem, and nor will I because I lost my mother at an early age (she died in a fatal potions accident) but many of the girls in my dorm have complained about this problem. It seems that since He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named was finally recognized to have risen again, many a parents have done this thing, but it's actually love. I'm sure you may not appreciate her smothering, but try to realize it's because deep down inside she really does care and that the recent events in the Wizarding and Muggle Worlds alike have gotten her to realize how much you mean to her. If this is the case, tell her to back off because you're a teen and 'Mommy' doesn't need to hold your hand any more because you're a right old big girl (AN: Mommy wow! I'm a big kid now). However, this may cause her to say how childish that really sounds. Then I must say that you should run like hell before she punishes you.

If she is, however, under a curse and your pleading for her to give you space doesn't work, just snap your fingers 10 times, tap your red high-heeled Dorothy shoes and chant, "Blah, Boom, Blah, Boom! Get rid of this gosh darn curse its making my life a living hell!" What's that you say? Why yes, it's another Weasley spell! How did you know?

-Luna Lovegood

Dear Luna-
I usually wake up early in the morning and go for a walk in my back yard. This morning when I went outside, I saw a Dark Mark floating over my roof! The Ministry has cut off my floo access, I don't have a broomstick and there are big fire monsters guarding my front door. I tried to sneak out but they pushed me back in. What should I do?
--A Trapped Squib who Likes Squids

Dear Trapped Squib-

Try throwing a bucket of water over the monsters and running like mad. According to a rather good Muggle movie, The Wizard of Oz, it should work. Wait maybe that was supposed to be against witches… oh well, they're made of fire, aren't they? If not, make sure you have some garlic and ground-up snarkle powder at hand; it should ward off any unwelcome pursuers. As for the Dark mark, I say you revenge whoever died in your house, then join the D.A. or The Order of the Phoenix, depending on your age.

Best wishes,

-Luna Lovegood