A/N – I lied. I decided not to make this a one shot…perhaps I'll make it my Runo mini-story. A few chapters with different stuff. Perhaps. May be a little steamy, this particular one…

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Reno placed his foot firmly on the corner of his desk once more. He pushed off hard, the chair now spinning fast due to the force. He revelled in the diabolical squeaking that was clearly driving Elena mad.

His blonde co-worker looked up at last. Looking almost ready to cry, she slammed her face down on her desk, murmuring something. Reno smirked and stopped spinning again.

'Sorry, 'Lena? Didn't catch that…' he said, savouring every syllable. She sat up, her eyes bloodshot and bleary.

'…I said…Fine, you win, I'll do the stupid report for you and I am completely aware that if I don't hop to it straight away, then you will spin more AND tell everyone about…the thing.' She mimicked his voice on the last section of her speech. Reno leant back, arms behind head, feet up on the desk.

'Bingo. Correct answer.' He replied. Elena stood up, dragged herself over to his desk and collected what he had managed so far, groaning.

'Oh, and 'Lena? Make sure you highlight that the guy getting away had nothing to do with the fact that he'd knocked me out. Or in other words, I didn't mess up yesterday…'

After half an hour of Elena doing Reno's work for him, she gave up. He probably wouldn't notice anyway. Just…a few minutes rest…

o.o.o

''Lena? El-eeeeeeeee-nah! Wake up, yo!'

She snapped her head back, several papers sticking to her face. Reno just laughed at her.

'Look, I got called to the president's office. I need that report done by the time I got back…'

At this, a triumphant grin spread across her face.

'I knew it! I knew you wouldn't get away with messing up this time, Reno! You're gonna lose your job…and probably your life. Just as well, seeing as we nearly did 'cause o' you!' she yelled, jabbing her finger. Reno looked slightly taken aback by the outburst. Still grinning, she crossed her arms and sat back down, 'What's that you've got there, then? Your will?'

Reno glanced at what he had in his hand. Just to annoy her, he thrust the box of condoms in her face.

'Not quite, 'Lena. But I'll be needing them just the same.'

He swaggered out of the office, leaving Elena quite disturbed.

o.o.o

'The president will see you now,' the busty secretary announced robotically. Reno nodded and made his way to the door. He paused just before opening, and turned to her.

'You're new here, right?' A nod. 'Well…uh, I recommend you turn the radio on. You know, private business…don't want any eavesdroppers…' She nodded again, switching the radio on to some inane samba.

'I understand completely sir. You can go on now.'

Reno pulled the door open with a smirk, closing it quietly behind him. All the way at the end of the office, he saw the blonde president hunched over some papers and writing, having not noticed the Turk. Reno grinned, pushing a hand through the mass of scarlet hair and dusting off his suit.

Not that it'll be staying on long enough for him to notice any dirt.

'Rufus?' he called. In the huge expanse of the office, it almost seemed to echo. The president jerked up to see his Turk by the door, hands in his pockets. He threw down his pen, scrambling to get out of his chair fast enough. Rufus ran forward into the most welcome embrace, Reno lifting him off his feet.

Wow. Just like the movies!

Rufus pulled back, his eyes glazed over.

'Twelve weeks without a red-headed Turk messes with your head…'

Reno just smirked and yanked the president in for a hungry kiss. Slowly at first, savouring the sweetness and passion. Rufus' tongue then slid across, tasting Reno's teeth and requesting entry. The redhead complied, and they allowed the tips of their tongues to slide over one another's delicately. Suddenly, the blonde snapped back in surprise.

'What…the hell is that, Reno!' Rufus spluttered. Reno looked hurt for a moment, then confused, and finally an expression of realisation.

'Oh, that? Wow, you've been gone that long?' he chuckled. Rufus just raised an eyebrow.

'Well, put it this way – after an evening of…a little more binging than normal, I woke up feeling like there was a Jumping on my head, and with a bar a metal through my tongue…' he stuck his tongue out to reveal the silver stud there. Rufus winced. 'So yeah…I was a bit pissed off 'cause it hurt like a bitch, then I figured 'Hey! To hell with it. I'll keep it.' And I did.'

There was a period of silence after Reno's tale. He spoke again.

'Wan'me to take it out?' he questioned. To be honest, it suited him. The blonde liked it. He bit his lip and shook his head.

'Alrighty then…where were we?'

o.o.o

Outside the office, the secretary set down her pen and leant over her desk. The banal music was getting a little too much for her – samba had moved on to tacky easy listening. She sighed and turned to change the channel. Winding the dial, the brief seconds of static revealed odd sounds issuing from the office. The secretary froze, taking a moment to realise what she was hearing. Her face reddened and she hurriedly stopped the dial on a new frequency. The strong rhythm and bass overrode the occasional cry, but she could still hear it now and again. The young woman stifled a giggle – what fantastic lunchtime gossip material! She had heard rumours, but at least now she had 'solid' proof to discuss with the girls.

o.o.o

However, inside, no radio could cover up their sounds – the twelve week separation had taken its toll on both, and it was twelve weeks of pent up passion they were expressing now. Hands roamed seemingly randomly, feeling every part one one-another's body and lips teased, nipped and kissed. They had long since abandoned shirts and jackets, but the heat would soon demand stripping completely. As if to ruin their pleasure on purpose, the shrill ring of the telephone broke them apart.

'Just…don't answer…it' Reno said in between heavy breaths. Rufus shook his head, looking annoyed and disappointed at the same time.

'I'm sorry, I've got to…Damn! I forgot all about it…I have to talk some guy from Mideel…' he moaned. The phone continued to ring.

'Just don't pick up…' Reno growled enticingly, attempting to take Rufus' lips in his own again. The blonde avoided it and moved towards the phone.

'I'm really sorry, Reno, but this is like a scheduled meeting…' he finished as he picked up the phone. In what seemed like seconds, he was discussing business and politics with this guy. Reno just waited and folded his arms, watching his lover lean against the desk looking purely bored. The redhead suddenly smirked and decided to keep Rufus a little more occupied. Striding over, he grabbed Rufus' free hand and held it down to the table. The blonde attempted to break free, mouthing a desperate 'no!' as Reno casually undid the button and zip of his partner's trousers. The redhead lowered his lips to Rufus' ear, ignoring the struggle against him.

Slowly, almost torturing, he kissed, nibbled and licked his way down Rufus' jawbone. Reno breathed onto the neck before him, feeling the involuntary shiver it brought. With the tips of his fingers and teasing Rufus further, the Turk traced lazy circles and shapes down the president's side and abdomen, drawing mischievously close and pulling away again.

The cruelty of the situation increased as Reno's lips came back in contact with the blonde's hot skin, playing with his neck and collarbone. Rufus stopped struggling, but his hand fought against Reno's and rose to bury itself in the mass of crimson hair, clasping a little too hard, trying to pull the head away. He continued to speak into the phone, remaining composed and cool, blaming the occasional gasp of pleasure on a cold.

Only when Reno's hand floated gently from Rufus' stomach to his excitement did he attempt to hurry on the important conversation. Reno smirked, enjoying watching his boss writhe under his touch and conduct business simultaneously. Taking one last look into Rufus' eyes, Reno licked his teeth seductively and moved downwards. The redhead clasped the blonde's free wrist again, holding it down, preventing resistance, and he finally closed his lips around his partner's length. He teased and licked its tip and shaft, the silver stud in his tongue heightening the sensations and running shivers down Rufus' spine. Taking his whole mouth around it, Reno ran up and down the full length and gave a mischievous glance upwards into Rufus' eyes, knowing perfectly well that he was torturing his lover. A low, feral moan escaped Rufus' mouth, and Reno just smirked inwardly at the bungled attempts to blame it on Dark Nation.

As the redhead teased the tip again, the blonde's trapped hand found its way back to Reno's hair. Rufus grasped the strands roughly and pumped Reno's head back and forth. Yes, the conversation was ending and Rufus was tantalisingly close, Reno could tell. He heard a faint 'goodbye' and the clatter of the phone to the desk when Rufus' hips buckled and he cried out, exploding into the redhead's mouth with unbelievable force.

Rufus simply collapsed backwards onto the desk. Only the sound of deep, ragged breaths filled the air as the two recovered. Gathering sufficient oxygen, the blonde spoke.

'If...I hadn't…been waiting for that…for twelve weeks…I…would have killed you…by now…'

Reno laughed. Standing up to his full height, he bent over Rufus and kissed his lips tenderly. They shared a warm, honest smile.

'Welcome home, boss…'