At school (again)
Interview with Mrs. Smith's chair
Here we are with Mrs. Smith's actual chair! Wow so I here your name is Linda so, Linda tell us, the public your story "well honey it all began In a factory where I was made there was plastic, metal and cushions for a soft seat our saying was 'love your bum' but that's when it all went dark Mrs. Smith bought me a treble lady (eeewww) so any way she took me to school and it seemed nice enough until our first lesson she wouldn't let the children have fresh air. She'd also make fun of them when they came in, in cool tops on non uniform day she'd say 'that makes you look fat' but has she looked in the mirror lately. Obviously not she wears her skirt right under her bosoms, it looks as though that's the only thing holding them up and she wears horrible shirts floral or just gross and then she goes around making fun of the students(confused I am). But also she announced to the class my name was Linda (eeewww) like I want to be like the chair on scary movie 3! And the stench from her feet oh that was disgusting especially when she took her socks off that was gross, yuck, bleu that's what it was and then in the summer when it was hot it reeked like seriously reeked! Stinks- vile U.K but then sonny saved us yoy for sonny :P he took Mrs. Smith and put her were she belongs!