Summary- As the Yodaime had sealed the Kyuubi into his son, for some reason, the seal had gone wrong for a moment and the Kyuubi had seemed like it had never been sealed. Instead, The boy and the kitsume had two separate forms in which were spiritually linked, if one were to die, the other would as well.
Disclaimer- I don't own naruto that is all
Note: Lol, Sorry it took me so long to update. I was busy reading a really long fanfiction…good…but long…also long annoying and boring projects. Also…one other thing is that in this chapter I'm going to have fun having the men being bashed around!
Chapter 7: finding Tsunade
Morning had come pretty fast when they went to sleep. Naruto had woken up first due to some reasons.
"Ughh...It's so hard to move…" Naruto muttered to himself as he tried to lift himself up. As he opened his eyes, it still seemed dark as if he was blind. "Though what's blocking my view is pretty soft… or is it still night time…"
Naruto then heard the snoring bubble on top of him pop as Kyuubi finally had awaken. She of course had a nice sleep with a pleasant dream as she held her stuffed animal tightly to her chest.
"Wait…when did I get a stuffed animal?" Kyuubi thought to herself before actually looking down to what she was holding. "Oh well…I'm still sleepy anyway."
After thinking that she went back to sleep holding her so called stuffed animal tightly as she was afraid to let it go incase it might get lost. Naruto in the other hand…was getting a bloody to what Kyuubi was doing to him. He then fainted from blood lost and followed after Kyuubi.
It was during the afternoon when Kyuubi finally decided to wake up and realize just what she was holding ever so dearly. Right when she looked down to what she was holding…A scream was heard throughout the apartment.
"Huh…what…something wrong?" Naruto said.
"P-p-pervert!" Kyuubi blushing quite badly said to Naruto
"Where! Where's the pervert!" Naruto started looking around clueless to what was happening.
Kyuubi face faulted as she started laughing as Naruto was looking around for perverts.
"What's so funny…what that pervert thing a joke?" Naruto said.
"Sorry, but I just got the wrong idea from you from where I saw you and what position I had you in." Kyuubi said. "I was the one who suggested we sleep together too anyway."
Naruto after hearing that had his turn to go red as well knowing just what she meant. He was the one who woke up first…not that she needed to know that information though.
"Hoo boy! That must have been some experience for you, lucky boy!" Jiraiya said proudly as he came in from the window next to their beds.
From the comment given, both of then turned red again as they looked down to their bed sheets.
"Anyway, I know you've already gotten the exam forms, especially after Kyuubi knocked me out into the sky…" Jiraiya muttered the last parts. "Until then, we have one last mission to do before it starts, and lucky you. It's a C rank mission."
Naruto and Kyuubi then looked at Jiraiya who was expecting them to be all joyful and excited full of energy. Instead both of them looked at each other, then to Jiraiya blinking.
"It's to find Tsunade…" Jiraiya said at last what the mission was about.
"YEAH! Were going to find Tsunadeneesan!" Naruto and Kyuubi yelled out loud.
"So when do we start?" Kyuubi asked
"As soon as you put on some new clothes." Jiraiya said pointing to Kyuubi's chest accidentally touching it.
"PERVERT!" Kyuubi said smashing him right back out the window and into the sky.
"It's kind of true…I err…had a bloody nose after…you know…" Naruto said blushing.
Kyuubi then looked at her clothes finally acknowledging what he meant and now knew full well what had happened. She then changed quickly as Naruto decided then was a good time to go out of the room knowing Kyuubi probably wouldn't notice he was there or not.
After Kyuubi had finished, she had then went to the kitchen where they ate. Naruto had prepared some food for them to eat before they set off, how he learned to cook she would never figure it out for herself.
"So, when do you think Jiraiya's going to come back?" Kyuubi asked.
"Probably going to wait for us at the usual gate…like the last time. He probably wants us to use our brain." Naruto said.
"Hmmm…I guess you could be right about that." Kyuubi said.
"Doesn't hurt to try at least." Naruto said
"Depends on what you're trying…Like if you're trying for the first time sleeping on needles…that hurts a lot." Kyuubi laughed.
"Look's like your right about that. I wouldn't want to be in that position ever!" Naruto said.
"Were about done, want to go to the north gate to meet Jiraiya?" Kyuubi asked.
"Sure" Naruto said. "Want to do it the old fashion way or the cooler way?"
"Let's teleport!" Kyuubi said
"Sounds like fun…but I can't do jutsu's remember?" Naruto said.
"Well…we could always do it the way for teleporting more then one person!" Kyuubi said.
"And how would we do that?" Naruto said.
"Go behind be and hug me or something. That should allow you to hold on for the ride. It's pretty bumpy teleporting with more then one person. Plus you can't really hold onto my hand saying I need them to perform the seals to teleport. Hold onto my arm and it messes up my seals." Kyuubi said.
"Good point." Naruto said as he went behind her and hugged her.
"Hold on tightly." Kyuubi said as she finally teleported to the North Gate.
"Hey guys…I'm back?" Jiraiya said as he appeared by the window as they teleported before his words reached them. "Damn…this is going to be a pain…"
Jiraiya then followed their chakra signals and went to the north gate.
As Naruto and Kyuubi arrived at the north gate not only not to see Jiraiya but fell on top of each other Kyuubi being on top. Before they could get up thought Jiraiya had already arrived.
"Hmm…I wonder which scene this reminds me of." Jiraiya smirked as the both of them blushed and got back up quickly. "Remind me to put all of this in my newest volume."
A vein then popped up on the top of both of the genin's head as they were about to bash Jiraiya's head. Jiraiya then ran out the north gate being scared getting chased by the rampaging half demons.
After a little Jiraiya accidentally tripped on a root of a tree as Naruto and Kyuubi then smashed him all the way down as hard as they could. More like Kyuubi doing most of the hitting anyway since Naruto didn't have much physical strength in the first place.
"Wait…With Jiraiya gone…how do we find Tsunade? We need to have our instructor to do things." Naruto said.
"Good point…" Kyuubi said disappointed that they had to search for him. They then ran after his flying body.
"Dang Kyuubi, you didn't have to hit him that hard, he's flying nonstop!" Naruto said.
"Well…He got me pissed! It's his fault anyway!" Kyuubi said still pretty pissed.
"Halt! Were bandits and we're here to ste" The bandits were about to finish their phrase but Kyuubi just rampaged right through them with Naruto following behind her as they started to fly as well as Jiraiya.
After seeing quite a stunt…the animals also decided it would be dangerous getting in the way of a pissed off lady.
After running for a couple hours did Jiraiya finally come to a drop where he landed on the local female hot springs.
"Kyuubi…such power and precision you put into that hit. He almost always lands into a girl's side of a hot springs." Naruto said in awe as they heard a huge yell as Jiraiya flew off into the air again.
"JIRAIYA!"
"There's only one other person able to do that…" Kyuubi said sweat dropping.
"Tsunadeneesan…" Naruto and Kyuubi said together as if they read each others mind.
"And don't you dare come back you stupid pervert!" Tsunade ran out shaking her fist into the air. Shizune slowly followed with her pet pig.
"Oy! Tsunadeneesan!" Naruto said running to them. Kyuubi was following close behind as they tackled both Tsunade and Shizune down to the ground.
"Who…?" Tsunade said currently in a state of shock being glomped by two totally random people she doesn't think she knows.
"Naruto…Kyuubi?" Shizune said with a huge flashing light bulb blinking on the top of her head.
Tsunade was still in shock even more hearing the names of the two of them before her own light bulb started to flicker a little. After a while she finally realized who was hugging her down to the ground.
"KYUUBI, NARUTO!" Tsunade said bring them all up giving a huge bear hug. Now all three of them were going a little blue. "Oh…sorry. Hehe."
"Oy, Shizune…what happened to Jiraiya?" Naruto whispered quietly.
"Let's just say he fell on a very bad place on a very bad time." Shizune whispered back giggling a little.
"Hey! What did you tell him?" Tsunade said.
"Tsunadeneesan, Jiraiya's kind of our sensei currently and we need him so we can complete the mission." Kyuubi said.
"Really? Oh don't worry. I have quite the experience with Jiraiya, he always comes back to us when I smash him off!" Tsunade said proudly.
"Are we going to stay the night here or are we going to head back to Konoha now?" Naruto asked.
"Since were already here, why don't we go stay here for the while?" Shizune said. "Plus Tsunade-sama hasn't gone bankrupt here yet as well!"
"Hey! I don't always go into debt in ever casino!" Tsunade trying to defend her honor.
"I have proof." Shizune said as she opened a suit case which apparently appeared out of nowhere. There standing in the case was neatly stacked by courtesy of Shizune over 50 loans and debts.
Naruto and Kyuubi seeing this sweat dropped knowing that this day was going to be a long one.
"What happened to when you won the jackpot…?" Naruto said.
"Went down the drain in a year…" Shizune said sadly.
"Thought so…I think we need to make a contract with Tsunadeneesan!" Naruto said grinning evilly.
Tsunade saw his face and backed up a little knowing what Naruto could be thinking of.
"I believe the contract will be…she will only be given a dollar a day, how much more she gains is how much more she gets to play. If the contract is not signed…then I will start gambling as well." Naruto said.
Tsunade knowing that she was becoming a bad influence seeing that Naruto was getting into gambling as well gave in to the contract knowing full well she would regret it in the long run.
"Awww…You didn't have to sign it. Then I could at least start gambling…it looks so fun too!" Naruto said before muttering to himself that he finally resolved the money problems of the legendary sucker.
Tsunade hearing him smashed his face as well, but this time into a hotel. It became quite the coincidence as the room he landed in was their own room.
"Is Naruto-kun going to be ok?" Kyuubi asked. "He's not Jiraiya…"
Tsunade gasped as she dragged Shizune and Kyuubi all the way up the hotel to see if Naruto was ok or not.
"Naruto! Are you ok?" Tsunade said.
What they heard though was the shower on and Naruto's clothing on the bed followed by a broken window. That followed by spots of blood from the glass clawing into him.
"Yeah! I'm alright! ITAI!" Naruto said from the shower as one by one he pulled out each glass.
"Naruto-kun, if you hurry up we could heal you!" Kyuubi said.
The manager hearing all of that racket finally came up and gasped when seeing the windows broken.
"Oh no! Not that glass. How did he break it!" the manager said.
"Excuse me, is there something wrong with the glass?" Shizune said.
"Yes, the glass was made to be bullet proof so was infused with lead. High ninjutsu was used so it would be unbreakable…but lead is deadly when it is injected." Manager said.
Naruto after hearing this got all his new clothing on which had also appeared and went out. He then fainted from the fact of what he had heard of the lead improved window.
"NARUTO-KUN!" Kyuubi yelled running to Naruto who was still unconscious on the floor not moving. "Lead poison…how would you heal that?"
"Don't worry Kyuubi, lead poisoning may be dangerous, but it is simple to cure with our chakra. Why don't you try healing Naruto, if you don't he will die in 10 minutes. I will take over if you don't heal in time." Tsunade chuckled.
"Tsunadeneesan! This isn't a time to joke around!" Kyuubi said.
Tsunade's eyes then narrowed down. "Who said I was joking around, if you don't hurt he's really going to die."
Kyuubi then rushed down to start healing Naruto's bloodsteams which were infected by the injected lead. Her hand started to glow green as she moved it around starting from the legs destroying the poison part by part. Time was running out as she only had 30 seconds left, she was only finishing up the body going up to the head.
"Tsunadeneesan! Help or he's going to die!" Kyuubi said panicking from the amount of time left, she then continued but rushed. She messed up quite a lot more then. 10 minutes had already passed before she finished.
"NO! I didn't finish on time! Tsunadeneesan…why didn't you help?" Kyuubi said.
Tsunade just chuckled as she then pointed to Naruto who twitched a little before turning over.
"What was that?" Kyuubi asked wondering.
"Of course, didn't you remember that both of you contain demonic blood within yourself? They won't allow you to die from some simple poison of course. They are basically purging the poison out and purifying it." Tsunade said.
"Then why did I have to do all that for!" Kyuubi yelled at Tsunade.
"What else, practice. Unlike what we had to do, Naruto was not in a critical condition, now you also contain experience as well. Go to sleep now, we have quite the bit day ahead of us before we go back to Konoha." Tsunade said.
"That's a good point…but that was a cruel joke!" Kyuubi said as she moped around and went to her bed.
"I know, but it helps you more in the long run…" Tsunade said to herself as she and Shizune left to go to sleep to leave Kyuubi and Naruto together. "I didn't have that type of practice when time was of the essence…"
Author notes- mmm…so that was a long time for an update. Sorry for the long while but I have had a whole lot of things to do lately!