Summary- As the Yodaime had sealed the Kyuubi into his son, for some reason, the seal had gone wrong for a moment and the Kyuubi had seemed like it had never been sealed. Instead, The boy and the kitsume had two separate forms in which were spiritually linked, if one were to die, the other would as well.

Disclaimer- I don't own naruto that is all

HanatenshiHimeko- Yeah… isn't it funny how Perverts get hit so often? Also I guess I'll start adding those dashes too.

HikaruofArrow- cool…for your review haha

Dragon man 180- I've always wondered how people in anime fly so far so often. It makes you wonder one thing, if they can survive strength so strong you fly from one village to another, why can't they survive blows from another person which makes you stagger a little. Clearly the blow that made you fly was stronger and you come unscathed, yet the person almost dies from blows that makes you stagger, truly makes you wonder. Thanks you your review…a rather interesting remark.

Chapter 8: Gambling is fun

After the sudden frights of Naruto dying, Kyuubi had fainted from exhaustion and from the cruel joke Tsunade had given to her. However…even thought those two were asleep didn't mean Tsunade was. Shizune however was told to keep Jiraiya away into his own room and seal it and after goes to sleep.

Tsunade though went to gamble, she decided that since everyone else was asleep…there were no binds against her for gambling. So she merrily went to the nearest casino immediately after she got some money to start with.

"Heh…first stop, SLOTS!" Tsunade said humming with joy as she inserted some money into the machine and started. She was sweating a little from anticipation as she got two 7's again…she then finally hit the last one…and IT WAS A 7!

"YEAH! Now that is what I'm talking about! Let's go to the chips now…" Tsunade said as she now had an evil grin. "Dealer, give me 1000 chips as a starting!"

As she got a thousand chips…she started on the first gambling game…Texas hold em! A game originating from an unknown place not being from the shinobi countries. But that didn't hold gambling games from reaching these places, things fly fast in rumors.

Tsunade then looked at her first two cards…they were only suited and were far away being the five and jack of clubs. She stared at them…she was not going to allow some stupid thing show her off so she checked for the flop to come.

Just her luck as she saw it come… they were a six nine and ace. The six was clubs, the nine was clubs, but the ace was diamonds. Tsunade got pissed right there when people were raising the stakes little by little…then she had to shout it right there and then. "ALL IN!"

People stared at her as the flop barely had anything that could help unless it was for a flush possibility. But still they were wary of loosing anymore chips and didn't want to risk it so they all then folded.

Tsunade then smirked as she then took the rest of the chips which paid for all the rest of her bills. She had finally become a winner! She then ran strait out the door of the casino in such a happy joy that she failed to notice the shining moon out. There were two moons right in front of her.

They had shown what looked like a bubble…and another looked like an oddly familiar women she knew. Suddenly the women turned and popped the bubble on the other moon as Tsunade was being sucked away to the moon.

"NOOOO! My riches…my winnings…my winning streak…" Tsunade said as she was pulled about until she had finally realized it was pitch dark still as she was in her bed. She had then looked around her to see if any of that was real or not…she saw nothing.

"That was such a good dream…why couldn't that ever happen to me?" Tsunade said with tears pouring out. "Everyone is at least still sleeping…let's see. Shizune, Kyuubi, me, Shizune…wait I said that already…WHERE'S NARUTO!"

Just then she heard a silent yet somewhat distinct noise of a door opening and closing. She then figured it was Naruto from some late night training, so she sat behind a chair facing in a direction he wouldn't see her.

"Phew…so far so good…luckily I won all this gold!" Naruto whispered excitedly to himself as he jingled some gold to himself from his huge bag.

Tsunade then turned on a lamp light and turned her chair around as Naruto looked surprise as he was caught.

"Well, well, well…what do we have here? Tell me now, what were you doing outside?" Tsunade said.

"Errr…I guess I have to tell you…" Naruto said. "I went to the casino…I started with the slots, but who knew that I would hit jackpot first round? That was awesome. Then I went to play cards at the casino while I wore sunglasses. I activated my demonic eyes as I saw every card that was going to be played, so I only earned more and more money! That's how I gained all this money behind me!"

"And you are going to give half of it to me…" Tsunade grinned evilly before thinking to herself. "That sounds way to much like the dream I had…WAY to much like it…except I didn't have his demonic eyes…"

"WHAT? Why?" Naruto asked.

"To pay my bills…and to say you're cheating using your demonic eyes, plus we signed a contract you wouldn't gamble as well." Tsunade said.

"Fine…but you said to always use the gifts you already had, so all other money that I get is mine!" Naruto said. "And I'm not going to pay your bills any longer too!"

Tsunade after hearing this put her head down seeing how she lost a way to pay her immensely high billings she always earns.

"Also, you have to come back with us to Konoha!" Naruto said.

"Not to say I wasn't going to, I did say I would return 'once' we met up again." Tsunade said. "Come on, let's get some sleep now."

"Agreed…good night Tsunade-nee-san" Naruto said as the both of them went back to their rooms to get to sleep.

the next morning—

"TSUNADE-SAMA, TSUNADE-SAMA!" Shizune yelled running towards Tsunade's sleeping body.

"…" Tsunade was still half asleep "Did I earn more money?"

"As a matter of fact…I think you did somehow…" Shizune said. "All the bills were paid in the morning!"

"REALLY?" Tsunade said forgetting what had happened in the really early morning.

"Yes Tsunade-sama, I am wondering how these bills were paid though…" Shizune said.

"It was all thanks to me!" Naruto said proudly as he walked by.

"Really?" Kyuubi asked amazed. "When did this happen?"

"Night time…" Naruto said.

"Let's celebrate! On Tsunade-sama's bills which have been paid." Shizune yelled.

"YEAH!" They all said…except Jiraiya who wasn't even in his room anymore.

"Where Jiraiya anyway?" Naruto asked.

"…guess Naruto, guess…" Tsunade said in words so simply put that Naruto automatically knew where Jiraiya was.

"Knew it…Kyuubi-chan, want to go with me to fetch Jiraiya?" Naruto said.

"Better yet, let's think of a new nickname while we go pick him up…Ero means Pervert…" Kyuubi said.

"He is a sannin you know, maybe you should give some respect as well." Tsunade said.

"Never saw that one coming from you Tsunade-nee-san, how about this, ERO-SANNIN!" Naruto said.

"Perfect!" Kyuubi said.

"Fits his hobby and his rank." Shizune said.

"Shizune and I are going to go to eat now, come join us after you find 'ero-sannin'" Tsunade said.

"Sure thing Tsunade-nee-san" Naruto and Kyuubi both said as they walked off.

"Think we will have to tell them the story of birds and bees anytime soon?" Tsunade asked her assistant.

"Surely they have already heard it in demonic ways…but why not tell them again anyway. Should be fun." Shizune smiled as they both walked off to go eat.

at the local girl's side of a hot spring—

"hee hee…." Jiraiya said looking through a hole with drool slipping out of his mouth. "Oooh….I have to add that to the next volume…take all these down quickly! Wow, she is quite a looker…that lady looks pretty familiar too! Nice body for a teenager…oh crap…she spotted me…I guess it's time to go!"

As Jiraiya turned around he only seemed to run face to face with Naruto. He was quite pissed seeing that he was still looking at girls, but then again…after taking a peak at his notebook made him very flushed. Jiraiya then decided to just go find Tsunade and Shizune as he placed the notebook in Naruto's hand and ran off as Kyuubi then came out of the hot springs.

"Naruto! What are you doing just standing there? He's getting away, what are you look…" Kyuubi then took a peak at what Naruto was looking at and started blushing even harder then he was. What was right in front of them was a clear and detailed picture of Kyuubi… "Curse that Ero-sannin…HE IS SO GOING TO PAY!"

"…" Naruto then started to have a nose bleed from staring too long at the notebook. Kyuubi had caught this and burned the notebook with a katon jutsu. Naruto then sighed as it was burned for some reason as well. "I guess we should go to Tsunade-nee-san and Shizune now, I believe that Jiraiya had caught our message as well."

"Are they really that big?" Kyuubi thought to herself as she was still pretty red herself before actually catching what Naruto had said as he was waving his hand in front of her. "Oh yeah, sure…let's go."

Sometime later after using their tracking skills to find Tsunade, well more like they were sitting down eating dango with Jiraiya on a different table trying to sneak some dango into his own plate. And Tsunade had a big sign on top of her head saying she was there as well making it more obvious she was there.

"Hi Tsunade-nee-san, Shizune, and Ero-Sannin!" Naruto yelled.

"Who's Ero-sannin…can't be me! I am much too good for such a title." Jiraiya said standing proudly posing dramatically.

"Otherwise meaning it's you…" Kyuubi said.

"Bah, brats like you can never understand such art of my skills of research." Jiraiya said.

"Sure we do, we just think its wrong…" Naruto said.

"Jiraiya-sama, good to see you." Shizune said.

"Good to see at least one person holds my respect still." Jiraiya said scooting towards Shizune as they whispered to each other. "Thanks…here's the newest volume which I had signed for keeping with the plan."

"Thanks…Jiraiya-sama." Shizune said carefully putting it into her pocket as nobody noticed anything before Jiraiya went back to his original position.

"Jiraiya, let's hurry up and get back to Konoha, I have a feeling that there will be something bad that's going to happen if we stay here any longer." Tsunade said warily.

"Agreed…" Jiraiya said "Let's go now."

"Yosh, finally time to get back to Konoha, I was getting bored here too. Haven't had much fighting in a while." Naruto said.

"Saying that it's lucky for you since you have no skills of you own except for you stupid speed…and summonings. I though have to make sure my own skills do not become rusty…" Kyuubi said.

"At least you can do them!" Naruto argued back at her.

"By the way…where are they?" Kyuubi said acknowledging that Shizune, Tsunade and Jiraiya had already left.

"NO! See look what you did, they left without us!" Naruto said. "Let's go now!"

Naruto and Kyuubi then started to speed up towards the way to Konoha as fast as they could so they could catch up to them, sooner or later they saw them because they weren't moving so fast so they could catch up.

"What took you so long?" Jiraiya smirked.

"YOU LEFT US BEHIND!" Naruto yelled. "Baka Ero-sannin…"

"Stupid brat…" Jiraiya said back.

"Enough bickering, I'd rather have our way back be quiet." Tsuande said.

"For once, I think I agree as well." Kyuubi said.

From then on Naruto and Jiraiya stood quiet as they moved on knowing full well of the consequences of not following what the females of the group said. It could lead to dire consequences.

Author notes- Here's another chapter. I think its fun to bash around the men and that such…but then again I will start having to make it less bashful as I go on. There have basically been no fights so far in this action/adventure story which I found quite amusing so far.