Summary- As the Yodaime had sealed the Kyuubi into his son, for some reason, the seal had gone wrong for a moment and the Kyuubi had seemed like it had never been sealed. Instead, The boy and the kitsune had two separate forms in which were spiritually linked, if one were to die, the other would as well.
Disclaimer- I don't own naruto that is all
Author notes: Holy crap…talk about a FRIGGIN long time of not writing…well I blame myself mostly. Why do I update this story first? I'm not sure really if your wondering. I guess I kind of liked this story, but I have a strange feeling this chapter is going to ruin all that I have already written. Starting something again this late…is like playing a game again which you haven't for years…It feels so unfamiliar yet it does. It sucks! It feels when I read my own fanfiction that some other person wrote it and now me. Ah yes, and forgive me if my writing style has changed. Almost one year can change a person… One other thing is that I just recreated my computer, so it's totally new with NO data in it…Awsome huh? Yet it also got rid of all my other chapters as well…oh well.
Well…enough of my bickering and time to try again on the next chapter of Separate Entities.
Chapter 9: It's going to be a long day
"YEAH! Home at last!" Naruto yelled as the gates were appearing in front of them. Everyone had their own separate thoughts as they were arriving upon their destination. It was easily seen though which thoughts were to whom though.
'…Gambling…can't wait…sake too!'
'Girls…lots of them…prettiest in the world…they have the best sizes…'
'Jiraiya has that look…I want to hit him again…then again I want to stay with Naruto for a little white as well…who says I can't do two things at once?'
'Ramen…Miso Ramen…Chicken Ramen…Other flavors of ramen…mmmmm'
"Who is there!" the sentry said interrupting their all so pleasant thoughts.
"It is I, Jiraiya returning from duty." Jiraiya said as boldly as possible before he let out a small perverted smirk.
"Tsunade, the one who they were went for to return to Konoha" Tsunade said.
"I'm Naruto and this is Kyuubi…the kids your probably not paying attention to because SOME much more important figures are with us…" Naruto specifically outlined the word some as he said it quite loudly.
"Wow…I am graced with the presence of such powerful sannins…two of them at the same time too! Jiraiya…Tsunade…sweet. JIRAIYA! PLEASE SIGN MY ITCHA ITCHA PARADISE NOVEL!" The sentry said as he floated around to Jiraiya with sparkly eyes and the latest novel of itcha itcha paradise.
"My fan, no worries as I always am here to sign those novels for you. I have absolutely nothing more I would have liked to do then sign it for you…" Jiraiya said before adding quietly so only the sentry could hear, "Hey, got any new information of the newest things going on?"
"Yeah…rumor has already spread out and is working perfectly as planned." The sentry said as he had a perverted grin smacked on just like Jiraiya.
The two of them would have talked forever if they hadn't been smacked by Tsunade a few times to open the gates so they can finally report to the Hokage and then get some rest.
As the gates opened, the light shined through as the four of them had to shade their eyes from the brightness of Konoha. It's greatness in their eyes, the bluebirds flying around with doves in the air. The trees around with animals hopping around…
Ok, enough of the exaggeration, what really happened was that the gate opened. Nothing more came out of it, yet nothing less had happened either. The day stayed the same as always, the villagers just kept walking on, as it was normal to have ninjas walk through as they got back from missions.
"Oh, well I guess were going to report to the Hokage first." Jiraiya said as he tugged on Tsunades shirt.
She was just about to yell pervert and give him a good smash in the face before noticing his little gestures to leave the two alone to give them time alone.
"Ummm…Yeah, were going to see the Hokage, you two can just do whatever you want for the rest of the day, maybe prepare a little for the chuunin exams." Tsunade said as Jiraiya and her walked off to the hokage tower.
"So, what do you think?"
"Playing a little bit of matchmaker aren't we Jiraiya?"
"Never gets old either hehe…I even set you up once!"
"…"
"Woah…woah…sorry, I didn't mean to put it in that way…"
"Yeah, I know, just a painful subject…"
"Sorry…"
"Anyway, isn't it wrong to have people who are related to love each other?"
"Of course not! They aren't exactly related either. Kyuubi just appeared out of nowhere. Plus even if they were related, it's just like…the Hyuuga clan! They marry within their own family ALL the time, so of course it's no problem at all."
"If you say so…"
As they ended their conversation, Jiraiya took this chance as he seemingly whispered to himself. "Initiate…p-b-…"
--Back to Naruto and Kyuubi—
"So, we have to whole entire day to ourselves, what do you want to do Kyuubi-chan? The Chuunin exams coming up next week." Naruto reminded her
"True…But I think we need better clothes then what we're wearing…so…CLOTHES SHOPPING!" Kyuubi said happily.
'I get to have time to spend with Naruto-kun…I haven't been able to do this in a while. I guess I'd better enjoy it while I still have the time.'
"Shopping…I HATE shopping…" Naruto whined.
"No excuses Naruto-kun, we can't have ourselves wearing what we're wearing all the time you know!" Kyuubi said.
"But…but…I like what I wear Kyuubi-chan!"
Kyuubi finally gave up as she grabbed Naruto by his shirt and pulled him to the nearest clothing store she could find. Everything was going fine; just great until this loud noise was heard. Once it happened, everyone nearby fled to their homes, in and behind barrels, closed their windows, EVERYTHING. An ominous presence was nearing by and no one could bear hear the words of the chant as it came.
We are the pervert brigadeWe like panties and those sexy maids
We do the things we like to do
Today's the day we select apprentices too
No one can escape this special day
Once we're done we're on our way/
Kyuubi cursed to herself as the brigade came in firstly to the shop that Naruto and her were in.
"EVERYONE! We are the pervert brigades, as notable people of honor; we hope you have a good day. Before we leave, we need to be provided with at least 1 out of 3 things. 1. Tell us your sizes 2. What types of lingerie do you like, or 3. Become our apprentice." The leader said.
"We don't need to do what you want!" Kyuubi yelled at them despite Naruto's attempt to hush her not wanting to cause trouble.
"You are in no place to say that, we are no ordinary perverts. None of us have been defeated before and all have been done in a perverted manner. Nothing can get pass our defenses. Not even the mighty pervert slaying Mallet-sama has worked against out group." The group then started laughing and giggling at the same time.
Kyuubi then tried to test that theory as she pulled out the mighty Mallet-sama that appeared out of thin air and smashed the Pervert Brigade to the next millennium. Or at least so she thought until the smoke cleared from such a powerful hit generated from her. The whole brigade was still laughing and not even a dent was on them.
"What…are you people…?" Kyuubi said trembling as no one has ever survived the ultimate pervert attack of Mallet-Sama…Not even Jiraiya could withstand it. Yet here was some stupid pervert brigade standing up to the most powerful attack in history.
"You can never beat us, we're in a class of our own. No man can withstand us…This is a waste of our time. We shall be gone now!" The leader yelled, but before he left he sent a powerful air blast at Kyuubi causing her to trip onto Naruto leading to a quite intimate position.
"…"
"…"
Apparently, both of them were blushing so hard that they couldn't tell that there was a crowd. They finally got back together and faced away from each other still blushing.
'I was that close to Naruto-kun…if only we kissed…'
'That…was…That…was…That…was…' Naruto thought, but he couldn't get anything into words causing a broken record as he continued to blush.
Meanwhile, at the Pervert brigade…
"Mission success Jiraiya…They didn't suspect a thing."
"Good job my fellow students. No one can defeat us perverts…"
"We're getting pretty good at this matchmaking thing now…hehehe.."
"Hey, don't you have sentry duty?"
"Oh yeah! Don't worry I asked one of my other friends to take my place."
"That's good, we don't want the Hokage getting on our backs for not doing what were supposed to be doing."
"But we aren't doing what were supposed to be doing…"
"Oh yeah…hahahaha"
The laughter never ceased to stop as everyone was acting like they were insane. This continued for 10 minutes until the boy's mom whose house they were staying at threw a slipper telling them to shut up and get the others out of her house that instant.
--Back to the shopping area again—
"…"
"…"
"…"
Apparently Naruto nor Kyuubi were going to say anything. They were both still caught up into what just had happened earlier. This continued a couple minutes before some random bystander just pointed something out.
"Hey…wasn't the leader supposed to be on sentry duty today?"
That just struck a cord in Naruto's and Kyuubi's mind as they figured just who was in this plan altogether…
"Those…those…DAMNIT" Kyuubi said really pissed but inside she wasn't really complaining much.
"Clam down Kyuubi-chan, calm down. Getting angry won't solve anything you know." Naruto said
"Ok…got it, but were going to get Jiraiya for this aren't we?" Kyuubi said grinning to Naruto
"Right…Now let's get planning…" Naruto said.
At the Hokage's office, Tsunade and the 3rd Hokage currently were catching up on things together. They were talking until a person arrived who was supposed to be there with Tsunade.
"Hiya Sarutobi-sensei, hey Tsunade!" Jiraiya said
"Where were you? I look away for a second and your gone the next, what's with that?" Tsunade said already quite angry already.
"Gomen, I had some…errands that I wanted to do before I got here. Now what did I miss out on?" Jiraiya said.
"I was right now asking, how come Naruto and Kyuubi are allowed to take the Chuunin exams without having a three man team?" Tsunade said.
"Why can't they? They are obviously strong enough to make it through without another person." Jiraiya said.
"That's not the point. The point is, what would others think if a two man team just goes into a chuunin exam and dominate it?" Tsunade said.
"Then…they pass with flying colors and everything is good?" Jiraiya asked.
"NO! They would think that Naruto and Kyuubi were there for the purpose of putting fear into the countries and not make them happy. They would think that we put Chuunins in the exam just to show were stronger then we already are!" Tsunade yelled.
"They already have their Chuunin exam forms though." Jiraiya said.
The bickering over Konoha's and their safety went on and on until Sarutobi finally decided it was a good time to just tell them.
"I believe I wish to talk now…" Sarutobi said.
"Yes Sarutobi-sensei?" Jiraiya and Tsunade both said.
"You do know, currently I am the host of this times chuunin exams because the past years have been in the other countries. So I wanted to tell you that every country has already been notified that the teams consist of two each. If that clears things up…then I believe I have more paperwork to do…that is unless you two wish to aid me in my wondrous work of signing contracts, keeping peace in Konoha, assigning new genin teams, and the newest D-rank missions…" Sarutobi said.
"…ummm…It's quite alright as I have some…errr…very important things to do!" Jiraiya said quickly with a huge sweat drop on his head as he teleported away.
"Me too! I'm sorry…I have to go to the hospital to help out…yeah…" Tsunade said as she barged through the door to get away from the paperwork leaving the 3rd hokage alone.
"…And I was hoping to get some relief this time of year. Ungrateful students of mine…" Sarutobi said as he continued smoking from his pipe before returning to his grueling work that he had to continue each and every day.
Author notes : Anyways, I finally updated…once in a long time. I feel better, my computers fixed since…the last time I updated…Well this story, not my other story. And I felt like putting something in like a Pervert Brigade haha….Why not? It's amazing that Konoha can't have one! I mean with a guy like Jiraiya and almost every guy falling for his books, who wouldn't create the newest thing of a clan of open perverts like Jiraiya! Also, incase no one noticed, not one ounce of fighting has been instilled into this fanfiction as of yet. That is to be changed VERY soon. Though I kind of want to try and keep the humor alive…sigh…I have one request in the newest update I have just written…
HAS MY WRITING CHANGED? OR GOTTEN WORSE TT
Then again…I'm also afraid to find out the answer to this question haha…
Anyways…
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I'm going to try to go on with other fanfictions
Now as well, so I think there will be more
Updating from me from now on I hope XD
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